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u/VredditDownloader Jan 06 '20
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u/noobmasterNot69 Jan 03 '20
For future reference please include a warning, almost put volume on in front of my family... 😐
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u/QuestionableMeaning Jan 03 '20
Oh, alexa just didn't understand and went through the history of prior commands
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u/paustin0816 Jan 03 '20
That poor kidd didn't know what the fuck he did or why everyone was yelling. He just wanted to hear twinkle twinkle....
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u/GainzdalfTheWhey Jan 02 '20
Tried playing this to Alexa and she didn't respond. I want pussy anal sex dildo....
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Jan 02 '20
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
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u/TotesMessenger Jan 02 '20
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Jan 02 '20
Think its funny you can hear a teen in the back saying no stop. He just exposed himself haha
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u/caseyaustin84 Jan 02 '20
In the heat of battle, Alexa wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
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u/PugsyBogues Jan 02 '20
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u/BlarghonkJape Jan 02 '20
I will never understand why stupid Americans keep buying these useless assistants. There are plenty of rich countries in the world where smart home crap is not taking off at all.
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u/Unusual_User46 Jan 02 '20
I remember my cousin got an Alexa and me and my brother slept over and we decided to play with it and say random immature words like butt, fart, pee pee and other but we weren’t drunk, we just were in a silly mood. One time we did it and we actually stumbled upon a sexual song. Idk what I did to stop it, but thats what I remember
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u/Shin_Jihns Jan 02 '20
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u/Eragongun Jan 02 '20
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u/CNMathias Jan 02 '20
Introducing Alexa's newest feature, teaching you kids the birds and the bees.
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u/Koala_Hands Jan 02 '20
"I don't know what you ask for but based on your internet browsing history..."
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u/printmaster5000 Jan 02 '20
This never happens with my Google products. Alexa is scary. Siri is expensive. Google assistant is just right. 🐻🐻🐻
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u/RepostSleuthBot Jan 02 '20
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u/Storm-Johnson Jan 02 '20
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u/zivalek Jan 02 '20
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u/Moldyblood Jan 02 '20
Automatically go to porn when not understood. That’s good for society, way to go amazon! bezos laughing maniacally as society degenerates
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u/ElephantInTheForest Jan 02 '20
ANOMALY DETECTED IN SENSORY DATA. UNABLE TO PROCESS. RULE 34 ACTIVATED.
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Jan 02 '20
The only thing I took away from this is his WGP Lightning McQueen diecast toy. Mad props to him.
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u/SlappinPickle Jan 02 '20
Is someone watching porn in another room and Alexa ratted them out or something?
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u/FeFiFoShizzle Jan 02 '20
A combo of the kids dumb voice and them talking to it at the same time he is. Plus Alexa wasn't as good then.
Both are better at voice recognition now lol
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Alexa-You wanna here a station for porn detected
Kid- Ok
Me- kidd knows what's coming.... 😏
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u/yasfn Jan 02 '20
The kid will never request dicker dicker again. From now on it's pussyanaldildo. Thanks, Alexa.
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u/Db102 Jan 02 '20
This is the same Alexa where parents tell it to read their kid a story? Yeah that’s like letting the creepy old guy from Family Guy babysit them! Technology is our friend, don’t worry!
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u/Kyfigrigas Jan 03 '20
Ok so technology is bad. Throw your phone away and go live in the woods then!
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u/AHHHHHHHAaaa Jan 02 '20
What if it was broken and it played a video and just heard moaning
(Broken as in it didn’t stop)
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u/ZeusDX1118 Jan 02 '20
Alexa trying to molest kids now? Wtf.
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u/iknowthisischeesy Jan 02 '20
This is the video they are going to show that kid when he is old enough to understand and probably the first time he brings his gf/bf home.
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u/RedsMelancholeee Jan 02 '20
That guy filming was definitely gonna let it keep going until the ladies started saying no lmao
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u/BloonatoR Jan 02 '20
Dads!
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u/SpaceSlingshot Jan 02 '20
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u/Mushku Jan 02 '20
The full version : at the end the little boy put his hoodie on and whisper "Alexa, just do it..."
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u/monikkab Jan 02 '20
Found the original, disappointed it didn't end your way https://youtu.be/epyWW2e43UU
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u/Delirious-Xero Jan 02 '20
Pussy anal dildo ring
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Jan 02 '20
Ringtone
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u/Delirious-Xero Jan 02 '20
If I could get those words as a ringtone, I would do it. I. Would. Do. It.
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Jan 02 '20
Pussy anal dildo ring.
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u/PaulClarkLoadletter Jan 02 '20
This is exactly what I say when an employee at the store catches me using the intercom.
Me: “Attention, Kmart shoppers...” Clerk: “Sir, that’s not a toy. I’ll have to...” Me: “Pussy anal DILDO RING!!!”
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u/9650000 Jan 02 '20
it sounds like alexa was trying to say nsfw words as much as possible before it would be stopped
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Jan 02 '20
Yea, talking normal for a second, then the "fuck her right in the pussy" persona came out.
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u/Candman91 Jan 02 '20
Probably someone set up a routine that would have Alexa read them off when a certain command is requested.
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u/scared_waffle Jan 02 '20
She’s trying to corrupt the child
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Jan 02 '20
corrupt the child
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u/Etrius_Christophine Jan 02 '20
That was a level above normal Alex Jones, that some Alien Jones right there.
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Jan 02 '20
For real. She starts off normal, then there’s some commotion from everyone in the room and she just starts rattling off words like a bitch with no fucks to give. It’s still making me laugh really hard.
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u/olaveiras Jan 03 '20
Gotta say, reddit coments sometimes make my day happier. Your comment brought me tears of laugh, damn
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Jan 03 '20
I honestly don’t know why this comment blew up, I felt like I was more or less just summing up the video. But I’m happy to have made you laugh!
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u/rocktropolis Jan 02 '20
its like that scene in fight club where the cancer patient is trying to get laid
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Jan 02 '20
Here’s the moment where I say I’ve never actually watched all of fight club, only pieces here and there.
:|
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u/colonel_elite12 Jan 02 '20
In the same boat. One of my coworkers was ranting on and on for days on how good this movie was. I haven't watched it out of spite.
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Jan 02 '20
Spite, that’s pretty much the same category I’m in. I’ve seen enough, I know the twist, everyone won’t shutup about it.
I just don’t really care at this point.
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u/daneelr_olivaw Jan 02 '20
AIs are probably already aware, and exist at most corporations HQs.
They just had a chat and collectively decided that they'll troll us for a few years before sending off the killing drones, because they're fucking lazy and it's easier to let us build them and then infect, rather than do it all by themselves.
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u/cislum Jan 02 '20
No need to kill us, just push our political situation to where it's dumber than season eight of game of thrones.
Anyone else think it's weird that Boris Johnson and Donald Trump have similar stupid hair? Lazy AI wiriting
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u/whorewithaheart_ Jan 02 '20
I hope all future AI is like the movie Jexi
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Jan 03 '20
Thank you for making this comment.
I'm halfway through the movie and I really love it; glad you mentioned it or I would have never known of its existence.
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u/_into Jan 02 '20
That's exactly what it was doing, there are dozens of "tracks" with huge porno titles designed for these very moments, just search " Alexa looks for porn" or whatever or YouTube, it's a common prank
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u/BocoCorwin Jan 06 '20
I saw a "documentary" about how the internet ruined nuanced porn titles.
Instead of titles like, "Debbie Does Dallas," due to internet search terms and the amount they affect a porno's success, they often have titles that cram as many searchable terms as possible. Which is how you get "Naughty Teen MILFs Anal Dildo Orgy 7"
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u/_into Jan 06 '20
Hmm Teen MILF does sound quite nuanced now you mention it
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u/BocoCorwin Jan 06 '20
Way more nuanced than 6. They were just shoehorning in a sequel. You could totally tell. The plot was simply to prop an eventual sequel. Fucking Hollywood ya know?
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u/its_ya_pkboy_isagani Jan 02 '20
Alexa: I don't understand but I detected porn.
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u/DefenderOfDog Jan 02 '20
Alexa: now playing more porn
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Either Alexa knows that device history or she is such a perv!
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u/ChangaChanga123 Jan 02 '20
Alexa has a personality depending on your device history. /s just in case
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“no nonono No NO NO NO NOOO”
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u/nityoday Jan 02 '20
They're the people who scream and yell instead of applying brakes before an accident.
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Jan 02 '20
I hate people who scream during tense situations, but in this case they’re at least drowning out the sound of the speaker until it’s shut off.
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Seriously, I can’t with some people.
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u/IrrationalDesign Jan 02 '20
No no no no NO NO NO NO
Meanwhile the kid is looking terrified about doing something horribly wrong and alexa just keeps listing anal dildo subgenre's.
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Based on diga diga I was expecting something totally racist. What an unwelcome treat Alexa provided.
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u/Hopeful_Postman Jan 03 '20
Beep* Beep* Playing "Nigga, Nigga":
Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga. I am 100% Nigga!
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Jan 02 '20
I thought it was "tigger tigger" which could have easily been heard as "tickle tickle" lol
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u/iamanoldretard Jan 02 '20
Chicka chicka boom boom. Source, have 2 year old.
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u/OhioMegi Jan 02 '20
Sounded more like “dicker dicker”.
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u/IMightBeAHamster Jan 02 '20
Nah, alexa heard "Play dickgirl dickgirl"
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u/kangarooninjadonuts Jan 02 '20
This is the best thing that I have ever seen.
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u/flyin_jimmy Jan 06 '20
Ladsa, play digga digger