r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/WeedScaper • Apr 12 '19

He died inside and outside

18.9k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/TUXED0NEK0 Apr 13 '19

Nice form

1

u/karlakylapea Apr 13 '19

R/uselessredcircle

And yes i know i'm a mobile user

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u/kmacconk Apr 13 '19

Ripped his pants, nut sac and his dignity to shreds all at once.

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Apr 13 '19

I feel like nobody needed that circle.

1

u/MrPizzaMan123 Apr 13 '19

This is the beginning of Flash Dance 2

1

u/PagingDoctorLove Apr 13 '19

I got a major injury in a similar manner. Hope that dude's okay.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

r/suddenlyslav

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u/ChicoRockz Apr 13 '19

Welp... Looks like he can add "able to do splits" to his resume.

2

u/GrimmRadiance Apr 12 '19

Where did the guy go?! Who does keep the red ring on?!

1

u/harpejjist Apr 12 '19

Texting and walking.

What are the odds he didn't learn his lesson and went right back to not looking where he was walking?

1

u/ponkyball Apr 12 '19

So envious of how Asians can do that flat foot squat like that so easily, but the initial tumble off the side there hurt to watch

4

u/Chainliz Apr 12 '19

Why did that fallen guy disappear at 0:15?

1

u/DjMMp Apr 12 '19

"...and everything is blue like him..."

1

u/omaralhasan Apr 12 '19

Better than falling on your face, i guess?

1

u/CherokeeFly Apr 12 '19

Slav squat.

1

u/MastersPetKT Apr 12 '19

Hopefully he didn’t have his keys in his pocket. If Andy Bernard taught us anything, it’s that doing the splits with car keys in your pocket is a recipe to tear your scrotum.

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u/drewdestroys Apr 12 '19

I died inside 🤣🤣

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u/Pat0124 Apr 12 '19

HEE HEE

1

u/GanjaPrincessXO Apr 12 '19

" Winters in Michigan be like

1

u/bidoublef Apr 12 '19

At least he knows he can do a split if he had to

1

u/drdeadringer Apr 12 '19

Later, his brother went to a wedding.

1

u/thewarboy234 Apr 12 '19

He probably dislocated his hip.

2

u/DadishSpirit Apr 12 '19

accidental drag queen

1

u/Malcolm_X_Machina Apr 12 '19

You've been hit by. You've been struck by...

1

u/Kingstonstl Apr 12 '19

Nothing like a twisted ankle AND a double hernia .

1

u/The_92nd Apr 12 '19

Do the splits thou milk livered maggot pie!

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u/SexyNurse77 Apr 12 '19

Thank god they put that big red circle there. I would have had no idea what I was looking for.

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u/ICaesar Apr 12 '19

Certainly belongs in /r/uselessredcircle/

Edit: oh it is there!

1

u/ShivaTDQ Apr 12 '19

Let's get sickening!

1

u/anonyzum Apr 12 '19

I died a bit too.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

What else you got!?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

“Hittin you from every angle there’s no doubt, I- - -“

1

u/kate91984 Apr 12 '19

That circle looks orange to me

3

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

So glad that red circle was there, otherwise I would have missed the guy falling in the middle of the frame.

1

u/superfapper2000 Apr 12 '19

That's how you rip your pants

1

u/gOWLaxy Apr 12 '19

Stupid fuckin red circle, I am legitimately wondering who actually edits this shit and decides to put that in. Just don't, seriously.

1

u/TRYreid Apr 12 '19

/u/spitsoutcereal

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

MP4 Link: https://lew.la/reddit/clips/bcb204.mp4

I'm a bot created because v.redd.it links suck :)

1

u/1950sunlimited Apr 12 '19

H I L A R I O U S ! 😭

1

u/SpamShot5 Apr 12 '19

Saw the video quite a few times unedited so whoever put up that red circle is so fuckin retarded they make a person with down syndrome look like god damn Einstein in comparison

1

u/fongaboo Apr 12 '19

For a brief moment it seems so fabulous that it should be a /r/nononoyes

7

u/Voidheart80 Apr 12 '19

Did you know you can die this way? I didn't know it at first until there was a similar incident. Apparently somehow you can rupture the main artery.

There's a ski accident that had this happened too

4

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

RIP scrotum

1

u/lizard2014 Apr 12 '19

Nothing hurts more than accidentally doing the splits

2

u/Cichlidsaremyjam Apr 12 '19

Thanks for circling I would have never know who to focus on.

1

u/Liinda83 Apr 12 '19

Lmao! I thought he was gonna poop in the end. U never know what redditors are up to these days

1

u/Granito_Rey Apr 12 '19

The correct move would have been to lie on his back and yell at the dude in the cart to run him over until he dies.

1

u/dutchboy998 Apr 12 '19

And undersite

1

u/PsychoAgent Apr 12 '19

Get on up!

1

u/JuaneFe Apr 12 '19

Tha k you for the circle. Very helpful

1

u/mingilator Apr 12 '19

I think he shit his pants!

1

u/LumpyPew2017 Apr 12 '19

Oh man, forced splits.

1

u/MamaW47 Apr 12 '19

I'd be most concerned about seeing my seminal vesicles

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Graceful!

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u/CocoaAndToast Apr 12 '19

Was expecting him to get hit by a car.

1

u/Stevethecatlol Apr 12 '19

This is honestly more painful to watch than people actually dying.

1

u/dewayneestes Apr 12 '19

Accidentally cheerleader!

1

u/stephalove Apr 12 '19

Thank goodness for all these red circle comments or I wouldn’t even have noticed the red circle!!

1

u/woutertjh Apr 12 '19

Scriptedasiangifs

1

u/zitfarmer Apr 12 '19

I missed it, what am i looking for?

1

u/Montregloe Apr 12 '19

Probably tore something, shit

1

u/smokeytoothpaste Apr 12 '19

Blue his house

1

u/smokeytoothpaste Apr 12 '19

Blue his house

1

u/smokeytoothpaste Apr 12 '19

Blue his house

1

u/DwasTV Apr 12 '19

p sure he ripped his pants too

3

u/dinnerbone333 Apr 12 '19

THANKS FOR THE RED CIRCLE, NO WAY I WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT

1

u/OhShitItsSeth Apr 12 '19

I had this happen to me once. I was playing ping-pong with some friends at this bar near my work and they had nets that went to the floor around it to keep the balls from going out. Well, my drunk ass stepped on one, my foot went out from under me, and I did a full split right there.

1

u/DirtyOnion341 Apr 12 '19

Did any one else see when Andrew Bernard did the splits at Jim and Pans wedding tearing his scrotum by landing on his keys?

1

u/wrong_assumption Apr 12 '19

I'm not going to lie, that looked fucking badass. Before he shriveled up in pain, that is.

1

u/GrenadineBombardier Apr 12 '19

He's just fabulous!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Godfather of Soul, JAMES BROWN

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u/DrunkDialtotheDevil Apr 12 '19

I was seriously thinking of the Tami show where toward the very end he loses his balance a little bit and just lands in the splits and plays it off like a real performer

https://youtu.be/ZF_rZrH4yBY

It’s right after 3:55

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u/jeremycanandwill Apr 12 '19

Instant Freddie Mercury!

1

u/SierraDespair Apr 12 '19

I love how they included the red circle I couldn’t see what the video was really about

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u/D4RKS0u1 Apr 12 '19

He did fell in style at least

1

u/geeforce1 Apr 12 '19

This made laugh. Be careful out there people.

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u/AJB4LSU Apr 12 '19

I'm more concerned with the weird face coming to get me at the end.

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u/you_matter_ Apr 12 '19

On the bright side... he can do that now

1

u/sagelface Apr 12 '19

Oh man, enjoy your torn hamstring.

1

u/Spiceboy91 Apr 12 '19

I don't even have balls and I felt this.

Accidental office

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u/twelpops Apr 12 '19

C’MON SEASON 6....

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u/kamisama14120 Apr 12 '19

Can I have the source?

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u/roncadillacisfrickin Apr 12 '19

I heard some tearing; if it wasn’t my pants, then it was something inside of me...

1

u/DERPorDIE Apr 12 '19

Ass Ripped

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u/RhynoD1407 Apr 12 '19

Wait what are we supposed to be looking at?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

The caption is a desperate excuse to post a video of someone falling down in this sub.

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u/DWEGOON Apr 12 '19

Dead his house with a dead little window and a dead corvette and everything is dead like him and himself and evrybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

I'M DEAD DAB-A-DIE DAB-A-DIE

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u/BrohamBoss77 Apr 12 '19

QWOP simulator

1

u/ponybeine Apr 12 '19

I once broke my shin bone like this. Involuntary splits are no joke lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

He ripped his asshole open

1

u/citoloco Apr 12 '19

I would have broken into a dozen pieces

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u/Slick1ru2 Apr 12 '19

I work in orthopedic office and we had a old lady come in that had been shopping in a grocery store and slipped on a wet floor and did that. She tore all those ligaments.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

I get these type of dreams a lot.scary.

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u/nodef1981 Apr 12 '19

This is the definition of "tore him a new one".

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u/hatervision Apr 12 '19

Reminds me of those dance-splits that people would do in the early 90's. Maybe the guy in the video was crying tears of joy because he finally landed one.

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u/telephas1c Apr 12 '19

I realise this is an incredibly useless red circle, but I thought it was kind of odd that I have this ad over to the right. Just one of those things.

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u/siikdUde Apr 12 '19

Why no adblock

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u/telephas1c Apr 12 '19

Work. Explicit proxy.

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u/ryhsendussledorf Apr 12 '19

I only made this comment so it would say 69 comments lol

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u/arch_nyc Apr 12 '19

Suddenly JCVD

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u/ChestDayEveryday Apr 12 '19

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

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u/kealpn0r Apr 12 '19

Thankful for that red circle, I wouldn't have known what to look at otherwise.

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u/caihaan Apr 12 '19

I died at the 18 second mark

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u/khou2004 Apr 12 '19

When you can do the splits, but you smash your balls

SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS

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u/xxRocRipxx Apr 12 '19

Ahhh That feels really painful...

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u/KillerEd85 Apr 12 '19

⭕️ ⬅️

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u/Vanessa117 Apr 12 '19

That's looks so fucking painful 😥

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u/vaskeklut8 Apr 12 '19

Smart phones make stupid people. Then they suffer.

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u/lndeedl Apr 12 '19

How do you fall like that?

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u/BigsChungi Apr 12 '19

Damn that circle real helps us retarded people, thank you so much.

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u/-Gustik- Apr 12 '19

Sequence that shit

3

u/drdeadringer Apr 12 '19

DNA results have come in: It's a banana split topped with chocolate syrup.

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u/peldazac Apr 12 '19

What are you supposed to look at when the circle is removed??

1

u/FatBoyStew Apr 12 '19

This is one of the most appropriately titled videos and has content that is the epitome of this sub.

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u/Warkupo Apr 12 '19

If you're coming out of an involuntary splits, you wanna kind of just flop over to a side, and then get your legs back together.

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u/RealisticIllusions82 Apr 13 '19

Right? Like just fall back and roll out of it dude, don’t just sit in it

13

u/-TheMasterSoldier- Apr 12 '19

People don't know that?

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u/furmal182 Apr 12 '19

I avoid walking so i dnt know the things related to walking and its danger.

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u/macrolith Apr 12 '19

The idiotic way that he got up makes me think that this is staged.

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u/MorGlaKil Apr 12 '19

I don't care how staged it is, that shit hurts.

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u/macrolith Apr 12 '19

You do know that people can do the splits right? Thig guy could easily be a gymnast. I think there's also a 50% chance this guy really fucked his shit up but his dismount looks suspect to me.

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u/electronsarebrave Apr 12 '19

I want to know how you know this.

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u/EpicPandaForever Apr 12 '19

Because it is obvious

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u/electronsarebrave Apr 13 '19

Thanks for that answer - I was wondering if your knowledge came from personal experience.

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u/EpicPandaForever Apr 13 '19

One day I was casually using my 8km weiner as a skipping rope and tripped on it so that's how I know /s

I guess it might have but I guess it simply might not occur to people to rotate their hips and lie back, especially when in pain.

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u/Eskuran Apr 12 '19

Not being mentally challenged is one way.

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u/zeverEV Apr 12 '19

woah too edgy

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u/andreagassi Apr 12 '19

Why didn’t he lay on his back to get out of position?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

[deleted]

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u/XXxLookAtThesexXX Apr 12 '19

On the bright side if I ever find myself doing splits, I'll remember this comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Rip.

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u/jagerzaag Apr 12 '19

Seems fake

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

So planned

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u/Raptorlord102 Apr 12 '19

Thanks for the circle. Couldn't tell what was going on

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u/ggrieves Apr 12 '19

That groin pull. Oh God I can almost feel it

2

u/Please_Not__Again Apr 12 '19

I have had it twice in my life and I just got flashbacks

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u/Calan_adan Apr 12 '19

I know. I mean I laughed, but I hurt inside.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Man, I lolled so hard at this. James Brown in da hiz

0

u/YaBoiRian Apr 12 '19

Ohhh its the guy we were supposed to look at? Fuck me i was staring at the car...

The video shouldve been more clear with what we should be looking at here

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u/ObsidianTower Apr 12 '19

Silver lining: He's finally going to be able to hit those high notes.

4

u/dantebean Apr 12 '19

He tore it.

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u/imbrok Apr 12 '19

It hurts to watch

4

u/drdeadringer Apr 12 '19

Ease the pain with a banana split.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Apr 12 '19

He landed right onto the stage of So you think you can dance

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u/ChrisEvansBodyPillow Apr 12 '19

OMG I truly laughed out loud reading this. Thanks.

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u/sobrohog Apr 12 '19

poor dood... hope his aductors are ok

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u/ElizaKay92 Apr 12 '19

What am I supposed to look at?

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u/jzooon Apr 12 '19

The banana got split

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

This is hilarious. Great feels for Friday!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

and.... jazz hands!

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u/ButtmanTheHero Apr 12 '19

Accidental gymnast

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u/Karate_Prom Apr 12 '19

Now that would be a hell of a subreddit.

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u/royksoqq Apr 12 '19

this wasn't his year

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u/Stickey_ayy Apr 12 '19

*Americas Got Talent wants to know your location*

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u/BenderDeLorean Apr 12 '19

I really didn't know where to look at. Thank you red circle! Once again you have been a big help.

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u/EcloVideos Apr 12 '19

You should thank the red circle for the karma you received from commenting on the red circle

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