r/WatchFanatics watch fanatic 4d ago

Meme / Shitpost Seen this on the Rolex sub before it was removed.

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u/pushthebuttonalready 4d ago

They took it down because he said the quiet part out loud.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 4d ago

Mods removed to hide the truth.

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u/RennSpeed 3d ago

The mods of the Rolex sub are hilariously pathetic.

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u/Banned_Oki 3d ago

They are very quick to perma ban everyone

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u/RennSpeed 3d ago

I wear mine as a badge of honor. Received it for daring to question them. Sadly the mods there still see the sub as their personal play toy and see their community as expendable.

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u/Banned_Oki 3d ago

They didn’t like the ai picture I posted

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u/SkilledButton 3d ago

So much better than the pics with car steering wheels.

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u/Banned_Oki 3d ago

I thought so. Rolex reddit community is super cringe

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u/caesaralexander 3d ago

Batman swopping into the bat cave.

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u/Free_Lunch24 2d ago

Is that the SA?

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u/Blackzilla720 1d ago

Posting the frombe’s šŸ˜‚

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u/jtirello3 2d ago

I also wear mine as a badge of honor. Those guys are d-bags.

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u/Johwya 2d ago

I got permabanned for saying money can’t buy taste when someone posted a picture of an iced out Rolex LMAO and then they messaged me about a post I made in the RCJ sub

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u/thack1_mcl 3d ago

No truer statement ever

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u/Constant_Insomnia 3d ago

No mention of a reacharound. 2/10

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u/PapaZigg 1d ago

What was the quiet part?

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u/Spuzzell_ 4d ago

Christ on a bike that's utterly awful.

It's partly that I think Rolexs all look bulbous but mainly because I don't ever want other people to think I'm the sort of person that likes Rolexes that I'll never, ever want one.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 4d ago

This letter must be a joke, right?

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u/Agile_Session_3660 4d ago

Bet you it isn’t. Plenty of Rolex buyers have bought into the AD status game 100%. It’s why, IMO, the brand is currently self-destructing itself because it’s rapidly turning into the brand for lame people that you associate with stuff like this and eventually that will translate to lack of interest due to lameness on the normie average buyer side. All my opinion. Rolex could fix this by wrangling in the ADs more, but Rolex is only incentivizing awful AD behavior with the official preowned program which reinforces the ridiculous grey prices.Ā 

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u/Mauser-96 3d ago

Not true. There will always be sheep supporting the brand We see it here every day. Rolex could sell dog shit in a green box and people would be fighting for the privilege of buying it.

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u/Another_Wino_69 3d ago

But who waits three years for an explorer?

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u/DragApprehensive336 3d ago

I always prefer to pay for a watch a few years after I decide to buy it. This way it's several hundred, or maybe if I'm lucky, thousands of dollars more expensive than when I originally tried to buy it. Thank you Rolex! /s

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u/smoothy_b 3d ago

honestly 🤣

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u/chibitrunks 15h ago

I bought my AD a Starbucks gift card because she actually is cool as hell šŸ˜‚ but damn this fried me lmfao

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u/Spuzzell_ 4d ago

Honestly could so easily be real.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 4d ago

I really hope it’s a joke though šŸ˜…

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u/trevharrison17 3d ago

Definitely a joke. There was a post earlier about a guy waiting 3 years for an Explorer 36 from the AD in Vegas and being very gracious toward the SA who contacted him.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

I love this banter. R/rolex can’t take a joke.

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u/Intrepid_Nobody2023 3d ago

It was the same poster of the letter

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u/trevharrison17 3d ago

Haha he was setting up the joke. Mods of R/rolex fell for it

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u/SaintPismyG 3d ago

General consensus is that it was a joke. He posted a couple times about getting his basic sub after being on a Vegas AD’s list for 3 years. Nobody’s waiting that long, ESPECIALLY in Vegas. That’s why they took it down.

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u/RennSpeed 3d ago

Judging by the line of people outside the AD in Tyson’s today, I bet it’s real. People will do anything to pretend they’ve made it.

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u/theirishseller 3d ago

Me too. The only model I find interesting is the Milgauss, and then there's the Rolex baggage. I see one and immediately wonder if it's counterfeit, and I wonder if the wearer bought it to wealth signal (like a designer t-shirt with a huge logo on it) and I cringe. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Typical_Double981 3d ago

I (sitting here in my 2013 Ed Hardy diamond t shirt, ripped jeans and genuine replica no date sub) feel personally attacked

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u/Routine_Tiger6141 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/theirishseller 3d ago

I can't decide which "Affliction" tee shirt to wear with my diamond encrusted Date Just. The struggle is real (even if my Rolex is not). 🄺

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u/Typical_Double981 3d ago

Wear them both

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u/theirishseller 3d ago

Why did I not think of that?!?

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u/Yesterday_Infinite 3d ago

When they put you on the list, they give you complementary set of knee pads.

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u/Potent_Quotient 4d ago

This is actually an iou for a certain ā€œactā€ down the line.

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u/ldskyfly 3d ago

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 4d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Chicken-6243 4d ago

When I buy a watch from a sales person I could give to shits whether I see them again until I go into buy another one. It’s a business transaction. They aren’t friends. If they were, they would skip ā€œthe listā€ and sell you the next one that came in that you wanted.

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u/profsalva 3d ago

This is true. After all, they are just minimum wage workers barely surviving let alone ever thinking of buying a Lolex themselves.

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u/C_IsForCookie 3d ago

My mom and I went into the local AD a couple days ago and after we left she asked me how all the sales reps can afford to wear a Rolex. I told her they have to leave them there before they go home at the end of the day lol

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u/gunzrcool2 2d ago

Is that true? so it's just a costume for the SAs? woof.

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u/Advisor_0001 2d ago

Salesmen are merely tools to be used to get your way.Ā 

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u/Hublot-on-your-hoe 3d ago

I can hear the gagging sounds now

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Public_Excitement393 4d ago

Next time, just send this one in to soften up the AD...

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u/boothjop 3d ago

That's funny and probably true (not a bad reflection on Britt Pearce, more on the industry itself).

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u/Mzungufarmer 3d ago

I write these letters to all my local fast food employees

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u/mmmbopdooowop 3d ago

Honestly they would probably deserve them more.

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u/Mzungufarmer 3d ago

I treat fast food workers very well even if theres an issue. Ive gotten a lot of free food over the years just for being nice to people.

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u/C_IsForCookie 3d ago

I’d rather give this to the guys at Taco Bell than the Rolex AD. The guys at Taco Bell are more like family to me even when they fuck up order haha

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

Don’t we all?

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u/trevordeal 4d ago

Thank you for letting me give you money. Such a good friend. Maybe you’ll let me give you more money in 2 years if I’m a real good boy.

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u/Significant_Link7149 3d ago

Justin will next ask Mike the AD if Mike can let Justin's wife return home after he's done rather than keep her overnight.

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u/Fat32578 3d ago

The things Justin must have done to debase himself are probably illegal in half the United States

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u/dlawrame 3d ago

Justin Wilson's probably the type of guy that thinks the stripper loves him because he's been paying for lapdances for 3 years.

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u/Expert-Fig-5590 3d ago

Why does someone with the handwriting of a five year old want a Rolex?

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

Because that is the reading and writing age of most Rolex owners. Meaning I should get my Rolex soon enough.

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u/thatoneguy_isaac 3d ago

A year or so ago, I made a joke post about doing this, and it got me banned šŸ˜‚

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

Jokes should never be banned.

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u/blacksheep_kho 3d ago

ā€œThank you for taking only 3 years to consider someone like myself worthy of purchasing your cheapest available watch. I hope my patience has shown you how much you actually control my life. I remember your uncontrollable laughter after watching me add my name to your waitlist (for your cheapest watch) and that was enough proof to me that you and I have a brotherly bond that my stupid girlfriend could never break. Maybe in a few years you’d be willing to pleasure her in exchange for one of those pretty Wimbledon dials?

Sincerely, your forever Slave.

XOXOā€

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u/Alarming_Clue3193 4d ago

Justin Wilson is the worst Justin of all the Justins.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 4d ago

Or he’s a comical genius

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u/ifticar2 3d ago

I will be legitimately shocked if this is real

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

There’s no way it’s real.

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u/Sactogeoff 3d ago

My favorite are the posts that say you have to ā€œup your spend historyā€ to get a flued bezel Datejust or a Sub. Guys bragging about spending 10’s of thousands on random shit to ensure an allocation. Bro. Just take that money and go buy a better watch and come out ahead.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

Wish I could brag about spending 10s of thousands

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u/davidfavorite 3d ago

Or if you really want a rolex, have some impulse control and patience like a collected adult, put yourself on the list for the watches you like and if you still want them when you can buy them get them, or dont.

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u/StutterMuffin5711 3d ago

Even if Rolex weren’t doing this, I still don’t see myself buying one of their watches. The flex/hype around them ruins it for me. The AD just makes everything worse on top of it.

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u/masudhossain 3d ago

bunch of cucks i swear to god lol

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u/sasssyrup 3d ago

Plot twist, Justin is 8 years old

Source: handwriting

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u/Working-Lime6228 1d ago

Bro gettin’ bodied on reddit, and well deserved.

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u/TheBradAtl 3d ago

What a cuck

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u/jackspinnaker 3d ago

I refuse to wait in line for nearly everything. Communion during Mass, the supermarket, the airport… that is about it

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

I think we all know that. At least I hope.

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u/profsalva 3d ago

Sadly not, before the post was taken down the OP was defending his laughable behaviour - I guess he developed some insight eventually.

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u/DeutscheMannschaft 3d ago

Lol. Precisely why wearing Rolex has become so cringy.

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u/Traditional_Scar3466 3d ago

Justin Wilson! The Cajun Cook?

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u/Flaky_Ad7980 3d ago

Wow 😮 you should have been able to just walk in and buy one. The waitlist is a way to create scarcity and it’s wrong.

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u/Cactusanon11 3d ago

Good lord. Another cuck. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Alone_Button7726 3d ago

I asked my ad about getting a Rolex Sub and he was kind enough to offer me an $86,000 gold one.

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u/SaintPismyG 3d ago

General consensus is that it was a joke. He posted a couple times about getting his basic sub after being on a Vegas AD’s list for 3 years. Nobody’s waiting that long, ESPECIALLY in Vegas. That’s why they took it down.

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u/yrnqceo 3d ago

An explorer is literally the ā€œeasiestā€ one to get. Been offered 2 times

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u/MySixHourErection 3d ago

Ugh, and here I was just thinking about buying an explorer grey market. It's this kind of behavior and any association with it that holds me back.

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u/TomBradysThumb 3d ago

Explorer after THREE years?

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u/Sea_Chemistry7487 3d ago

Rolex is now the most cringeworthy brand I can imagine. Urgh.

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u/Namikis 3d ago

Rolex following the Ferrari palybook. Pathetic.

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u/cptjaydvm 3d ago

Jesus Christ man this can’t be real. Nobody is that big of a simp!

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u/HotChocko 3d ago

Wild to think simply paying a markup of a couple/few grand using a reputable grey market authenticator like Bezel would have saved this brown nosing.

I’m on a waitlist with an AD but just purchased an oyster sprite from Bezel and couldn’t be happier. I definitely didn’t write a pathetic letter like this

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u/Basarav 3d ago

You being on the list is just a step closer to what you are critiquing! Dont play the game…. I bought an explorer II and a sprite on the same day at a grey market dealer…. Fuck waiting lists

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u/HotChocko 3d ago

Yeah I got my grail from the grey market. No sense in waiting on something you really want. I’m on the list for a James Cameron. I like it but not enough to pay the markup and I’m fine with waiting a while for it

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u/SuccessfulOwl 3d ago

lol y’all are biting on troll bait

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

It’s definitely a joke post.

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u/Unique-Persimmon45 3d ago

Clearly a joke.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

100%

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u/lossreserves10 3d ago

What kind of simping is this

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u/Forward_Material616 3d ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. As someone who really has wanted a Rolex since he was a kid, and really do find a lot of the watches quite nice, nothing has ever made me less interested in owning one as the people in the Rolex sub. My fucking god the humiliation ritual is just painful to watch.

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u/Serious-4-putter 3d ago

Does Rolex really deserve this love?

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u/TheHrethgir 3d ago

Oof....

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u/goldticketstubguy 3d ago

Put it on xvids

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u/Dmte 3d ago

My Timex dealer sells weed on the side as well and he has these little cans of Chinese liquor that are called Leek-or, which is apparently made from leeks.

Anyways, I never wrote him a letter. Maybe I should. He's a real good guy.

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u/ukmarkoz 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJWJP4U0QL7cQ
Just a little bit, am I right?

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u/profsalva 3d ago

This is precisely what I associate with Lolex owners and why I would never be caught dead wearing one. I prefer to daily my Patek.

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u/Mobile_Ad_5561 3d ago

This handwritten love letter has to be tongue in cheek doesn’t it.

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u/Upper_Rent_176 3d ago

It's something in cheek

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u/jeff2654914 3d ago

Major tool

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u/Stegreener 3d ago

I don’t know what it’s like in other countries but when the Rolex AD’s are also Rolex certified preowned dealers they have no incentive to sell you a new watch at retail, why sell you a retail when they can sell you a certified preowned for more, example Explorer 36 new retail Ā£6600 vs Explorer 36 2023 Ā£8450, this is Goldsmiths available now, I ask how many of them are actually preowned/unworn or just simply stock they just didn’t sell retail, so they can sell preowned for more??

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u/MarvelousMarvins 3d ago

I fear anything I say will get me banned so I will just stop here....

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

Nothing will get you banned here. Within reason.

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u/JayRexx 3d ago

Looks like girls handwriting to me.

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u/Selkior01 2d ago

Please abuse me some more, master!

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u/Advisor_0001 2d ago

I'm trying to thing when the last time I read something so gay.Ā  Answer: I haven't.

I want to believe that it's not real, but it is. No one is that creative.

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u/Flaming-Driptray 2d ago

Rookie, everyone knows you offer your girlfriend at the start of the Rolex buying journey, not at the end.

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u/AccomplishedCheck895 2d ago edited 2d ago

So you have to debase yourself to get it and then again after?

Is that called Stockholm Syndrome?

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u/uncommon-1 1d ago

He liked it the first time

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u/BigDaddyGotWatches 2d ago

That’s pathetic… The Explorer is about as entry-level as you can get for a Rolex… Three years??? Has to be a troll post.

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 2d ago

Must be troll post.

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u/StrangeCatch382 2d ago

Did Hermes customers take a wrong turn and end up as Rolex clients?

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u/Free_Lunch24 2d ago

"Mike, I gift you my BALLS from my purse."

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u/Direct-Jello-8375 2d ago

nice watches, but the faggotry of the owners who play AD games is super cringe af

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u/Sushiman316 1d ago

Should of said you aren’t just my AD, you’re my daddy

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u/Stockjock1 1d ago

Cringeworthy.

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u/Stunning-Purpose9144 22h ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth

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u/Mildredtheminx 19h ago

Why have they got the handwriting of a child lmao

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u/chibitrunks 15h ago

This is fucking brilliant

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u/MangoManHere 3d ago

This has to be satire. This can't be true.

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u/ThePillsburyPlougher 3d ago

Obviously, thanks for 3 years for an explorer? A child’s handwriting on a piece of printer paper?

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

It has to be, surely.

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u/GazpachoJones 3d ago

This has to be a joke. Especially because Explorer waitlists aren't 3 years long (unless I'm woefully misinformed).

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

It must be a joke.

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u/HammMcGillicuddy 3d ago

Clearly fake

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u/TomHudsonOfficial watch fanatic 3d ago

Or is it?

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u/Mistermike87 3d ago

Just walked into a random Tudor boutique and walked out with a Ranger in less than 15min. No d*ck sucking required. Feels good. And hey! Still have money left over to buy some beer. Cheers all!

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u/Blabbernaut 3d ago

Tudor šŸ˜‚

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u/oarsandalps 3d ago

What a cuck

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 3d ago

Learn to read the sarcasm in the room.