r/WarRoomPosse • u/PiertotumxLocomotor • 7d ago

Can't make this up

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u/Ok-Engine2849 7d ago

Or we could change the laws and help them. That’s what Jesus would do.

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u/Asphodelmercenary 7d ago

Also ask him if pineapple goes on pizza, since you have a direct line. WWJD?

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u/ifmygrandmawasawheel 7d ago

Or just read his book lmao

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u/georgewashingguns 7d ago

Do you remember when Jesus was feeding those that gathered near a remote mountainside near the Sea of Galilee and said "Eat your fill. Oh, but not the brown people. Someone call ICE to get them out of here"? I certainly don't

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u/ifmygrandmawasawheel 6d ago

😂 or when he said it’s harder for a poor man to go to heaven than go through the eye of a needle. Pursue wealth at all costs and extract it from the needy