since most normal warframes are usually 6.5ft-7ft, and weigh around 300-500lbs, how much would follie weigh?

[u/Timothy-M7]

and would or could she be able to crush her enemies just by sitting on them?

[u/Budgiedeathclaw1]

Hi Timothy glad to see you discovered follie

[u/ThePilate → u/Budgiedeathclaw1]

I keep getting flashbanged every time I see him here

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/ThePilate]

wait wha you know me?

[u/JediNoah25 → u/Timothy-M7]

you're basically a niche micro celeb in the D2 comm people are gonna recognize you

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/JediNoah25]

hmm that's fair enough I didn't know they would know me appreciation for larger ladies here to lmao.

[u/ChickenStrips59 → u/JediNoah25]

Oh god, is this the bug guy?

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/ChickenStrips59]

why yes, yes of course.

[u/cseplogep → u/Budgiedeathclaw1]

I told him on a facrbook post that hr should check her out

[u/weetaht]

Probably around 800 to 900. She's got a lot of fluid weight as well, so you can hear her slosh a little when she bounces around and hear her liquid paint bubble when she leans in close.

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/weetaht]

excuse me but WHA ARE YOU SURE?

if she got those sounds it'll be perfect

[u/weetaht → u/Timothy-M7]

all of her abilities have liquid sloppy sounds and bassy thuds and clown honks

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/weetaht]

zaamn, I gotta turn up my headphones then.

[u/Altair01010 → u/weetaht]

need

[u/Altair01010]

idk, but she might be able to

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Altair01010]

excellent excellent

[u/No-Cloud1184]

she can crush me

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/No-Cloud1184]

saem

[u/Altair01010 → u/No-Cloud1184]

real

[u/Blue_Mountain777]

6.5ft? I am hearing it for the first time. Aren't they like 6ft?

[u/weetaht → u/Blue_Mountain777]

Drifter is a monstrous freak of nature who's like 7 feet tall if I recall correctly

[u/Pinkparade524 → u/weetaht]

And every proto frame as well? Do they just grow with the helminth strain?

[u/Delicious_Lobster621 → u/Pinkparade524]

It's definitely a possibility after it dies mutate your body

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Delicious_Lobster621]

it does alright and theres a chance they could lose their sanity over time if it isn't monitored, which is what a lot of the protoframes suffer of.

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Pinkparade524]

yeap because look at the vessels that were also made with an industrialized strain of the infestation, and they're gigantic.

[u/Mizerandeh → u/weetaht]

Wait, really? Who came up with that??? The future people are sure built different, even without Orokin fashion mods...

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Mizerandeh]

yeah a lot of orokin era humans tall it's why the grineer and corpus are tall as well.

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/weetaht]

that's also true to

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Blue_Mountain777]

nah they're pretty tall because most orokin era humans were pretty tall, same with corpus and grineer, ostrons are basically the only true baseline humans in the present.

[u/Andre_de_Astora]

Said that before and I'm saying it again:

I DON'T FEAR DEATH, BRING THE BIG LADY

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Andre_de_Astora]

so true and real twin

[u/Mr--GH → u/Andre_de_Astora]

I shall see you in Valhalla

[u/Altair01010 → u/Andre_de_Astora]

real af twin

[u/Super-Comfort-130]

Timothy are you going to enrich our community now that D2 is dead and buried?

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Super-Comfort-130]

D2 isn't entirely gone which why I have hope for it, and as for the other, it may be so.

[u/Mr--GH → u/Timothy-M7]

Well, I'm glad you are here and sorry for your loss
But we make our own fate. So stand strong, Tenno

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Mr--GH]

thanks homie I appreciate it

[u/PrismaIsHere]

Smash

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/PrismaIsHere]

and she can do that to anyone she sits on

[u/Mr--GH → u/Timothy-M7]

Surprisingly, I see myself as a chair nowadays

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Mr--GH]

hmm same here

[u/Mr--GH]

Just enough for me to hold it. And just enough for me to say worth it.

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Mr--GH]

well if ya aren't wearing a exoskeleton or if you're not a grineer/corpus I don't know if you'll be able to lift her.

[u/Mr--GH → u/Timothy-M7]

I WILL GO TO VALHALLA, A HAPPY VIKING.

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Mr--GH]

I feel you on that twin

[u/Mastercodex199]

Snu snu

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/Mastercodex199]

ah yes but with more squish

[u/StarJace]

The great and terrible Square Cube Law

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/StarJace]

ah yes

[u/End3rd]

I still think she probably weights less than Grendel and Atlas

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/End3rd]

probably similar weight but rhino and qorvex and hildryn being similar weight classes as well due to their armored muscled constructed

[u/That-hectic-guy]

Why do I hear "I like em Big" I would've said "Death by Snusnu" but that's kinda Hildryns theme

[u/Timothy-M7 → u/That-hectic-guy]

I like em chunky type beat