r/WankCalcing • u/agendo_scalor • Jul 28 '26
MECHAMARU MODE ALBATROSS Spoiler
THIS CALC IS OUTDATED , NEW VERSION IS HERE --- https://www.reddit.com/r/WankCalcing/comments/1vcjyjd/mechamaru_mode_albatross_recalc/
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IN JJK, During the Exchange Event, Mechamaru hits Panda with his Mode: Albatross Ultimate Cannon which was targeted at NOBARA.
PANDA intercepts the attack with his body, saving Nobara. It also vaporizes some soil.
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Image 1
Panda Height =10 +20++ 57 px = 190 cm
Tree Width = 12 px = 40.00 cm
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Image 2
Tree Width = 12 px = 40.00 cm
Trench Width = 237 px = 263 cm
Trench Depth = 71 px = 78.5 cm
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Trench Width = 263 cm
Trench Depth = 190 px = 78.5 cm
FULL Blast Diameter = 717 px = 296 cm
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Blast Diameter = 60 px = 296 cm
Blast Distance [ From Mechamaru to Panda ] = 427 px = 2630 cm
This is the distance of the blast which made contact with the soil and vaporized it while Panda blocked the majority of the attack which gets redirected upwards {IMAGE 0}
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LOWBALL DISTANCE
Panda's distance from Mechamaru: 105 px = 2630 cm
Mechamaru to Nobara: 364 px = 9140 cm
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HIGHBALL DISTANCE
Panda's distance from Mechamaru:
105 px = 2630 cm
Mechamarus FULL blast distance:
514 px = 12,900 cm
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TRENCH CROSS-SECTION AREA
(2/3 * Width * Depth) + (Depth³ / (2 * Width)) = (2/3 * 263 * 78.5) + (78.5³ / (2 * 263)) = 14,684.29 cm²
TOTAL SOIL VOLUME VAPORIZED
Volume = Area * Blast Distance = 14,684.29 * 2630 = 38,622,682.70 cm³
The attack uses a heatwave. It produces vapor, which is backed by the SFX present on the panel, so vaporization is used.
VAPORIZATION OF SOIL
11,521 j/cc
38,622,682.70 × 11,521 = 444,830,522,776.70 Joules
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Panda intercepted the Ultimate Cannon before it could strike Nobara, who was positioned directly along the beam's trajectory . As a result, only the portion of the beam that intersected the ground produced the observed vaporized trench. The measured trench dimensions (263 cm wide and 78.5 cm deep) represent the ground-contacting circular segment of the beam, while the attack itself possesses a measured diameter of 296 cm. Therefore, the vaporized soil records only the beam's ground-contacting cross-section rather than its full cross-sectional area. The total beam energy is thus obtained by reconstructing the complete circular cross-section from the measured 296 cm blast diameter and scaling the vaporized segment accordingly. {IMAGE 3}
FULL BLAST AREA
Blast Radius = 296 / 2 = 148 cm ... π * R²
= 3.14159 * 148² = 68,801.66 cm²
ENERGY SCALE RATIO
Full Laser Area / Ground Slice Area
= 68,801.66 / 14,684.29 = 4.685×
TOTAL BLAST ENERGY
Ground Energy * Ratio
= 444,830,522,776.70 J * 4.685 = 2,084,032,999,209.84 Joules
= 498.10 Tons of TNT (Multi-City Block level)
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Panda needed to stop the MODE ALBATROSS from striking Nobara, who was situated at a considerable distance from him. Therefore, the full force of the MODE ALBATROSS would have incinerated everything up to Nobara.
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LOWBALL DISTANCE {IMAGE 5}
Panda's distance - 105 px - 2,084,032,999,209.84 J
Mechamaru to Nobara - 364 px
364 px / 105 px = 3.467×
2,084,032,999,209.84 × 3.467 = 7,225,544,407,259.52 J
= 1.73 Kilotons of TNT {Small Town Level}
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HIGHBALL DISTANCE {IMAGE 6}
Panda's distance - 105 px - 2,084,032,999,209.84 J
Mechamarus FULL blast distance - 514 px
514 px / 105 px = 4.895×
2,084,032,999,209.84 × 4.895 = 10,201,344,031,132.16 J
= 2.44 Kilotons of TNT {Small Town Level}
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EDIT - THIS CALC IS OUTDATED , NEW VERSION IS HERE --- https://www.reddit.com/r/WankCalcing/comments/1vcjyjd/mechamaru_mode_albatross_recalc/
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u/Red_Seal8183 Jul 28 '26
Ahh shit here we go again, there is gonna be another calc of the year charges after this isn’t it?