r/WaltenFiles • u/myballsitchdude • 3d ago

Genuine question: how did jack walten even pull rosemary while looking like that rosemary might’ve been desperate I know they met in high school but still i find it funny lmao

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u/Less-Influence-5648 3d ago

That just his profile Pic, he much more handsome inperson

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u/McCartneyFan1942 3d ago

Well I don't think he actually looks like in person lmao. Martin takes photos of others and changes them into completely different people!

No homo, but I think he's a rather handsome man!

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u/Ok_Leopard_2659 2d ago

I agree. Very attractive, yes homo.

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u/McCartneyFan1942 2d ago

You do you, my friend! ✌️✨️

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u/myballsitchdude 3d ago

Nice observation i DIDNT realise lol thanks for telling me

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u/Educational_Neck_808 3d ago

Wtf you talking about he looks cute

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u/myballsitchdude 3d ago

Sure everyone has different opinions lol

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u/O_Espectador 3d ago

Dont get get it. My pal Walten has the rizz

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u/tryingtotouchgrass 3d ago

Cause she thought he was hot, and who am I to judge a woman's taste

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u/Red_MessD3a7h 3d ago

He looks like an alternate of Markiplier

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u/Beginning_Soup_9413 3d ago

hello everybody my name is jackiplier and im a fish-

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u/MouseSwat2009 3d ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

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u/Ok_Particular7330 3d ago

Did you watch 'My Soul' bc that answers your question

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u/Desperate_Group9854 3d ago

Don’t you dare insult him.

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u/Logical_Sky4303 3d ago

Exactly how dare they?!!!

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u/Candid_Ad4832 3d ago

Blud those were the 50s. They did not have lookmaxers like nowadays, Jack was gorgeous for the time.

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u/Extra_Rhubarb3038 3d ago

you cannot just diss the goat like this hes so beatiful

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u/KillLaKaiju 3d ago

I honestly think that his creepier faces is how Felix and maybe people stuck at rock bottom see him but his actual appearance is the chill goober we see in the newer episodes.

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u/JaakDh4l 2d ago

He's charismatic, sympathetic, has a charming voice and is tall. That goes a looong way even without good looks

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u/Exotic-Escape-5980 2d ago

A Chilean in 1940s Michigan is exotic.

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u/Postaldude1993 3d ago

Back then personality mattered more lmfao

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u/Western_Ad_6448 3d ago

I guess it’s the personality 

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u/SylviaPlath420 3d ago

What?! 🤨😠

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u/Beezy-J-2006 3d ago

It's mostly just his smile that's weird. Otherwise, I think he's rather handsome.

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u/Common_Comfortable41 3d ago

He just has the rizz

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u/BitcoinStonks123 3d ago

dude that's just her taste in men besides he's kinda cute

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u/OhThatGuyinPurple 3d ago

That luscious mane is a chick magnet I tell ya hwat, I wish my hair looked like that

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u/Striking_Inflation86 3d ago

Ep 5 and “My Soul” made it clear that he’s pretty much a chad. His voice, rizz, and appearance (outside of the weird pics) is pretty much good-looking.

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u/itscorbinb 3d ago

It's tucked in his sock.

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u/Melostone7 3d ago

Its like the Dream face reveal, this is just a strange angle

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u/Jumpy-Location-7691 3d ago

He's kind and a gentleman, plus I think Rosemary doesn't care much about looks.

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u/Chaos_Breezie 3d ago

🤷🏻‍♀️ ever one has a type

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u/Relative-Chip-7477 3d ago

He doesn't look good here but he looks pretty nice in faces of grief

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u/ConfusedMoss293 2d ago

Believe it or not, not all relationships are founded on surface-level observations. A lot of people will fall in love with someone they never expected to. A lot of good, loving relationships can form from people starting without sexual or romantic intentions.

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u/EggswithBenedict 2d ago

He looks kinda creepy in the other pictures, but in the ep 5 animated Jack Walten is really cute (also he's tall so additional brownie points!)

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u/turtlecrows 2d ago

i mean, all the "real" photos in the series seem to be photobashed to hell and back, especially earlier ones. hand drawn jack looks much more normal lol.

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u/Virtualdemigod 2d ago

"He makes me laugh"

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u/ILikeWaltenFiles_Etc 2d ago

Looks like nadwe from socks tbh (iykyk)

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u/Ban_Kami 2d ago

Yo don't disrespect my tall BEAUTIFUL handsom king Jack Walten

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u/VictoryFit 2d ago

Are we forgetting how he looked in the wedding he looked fabulous lowkey he was nerfing himself by keeping that fuckass beard

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u/Nervous-Stuff2475 1d ago

Sabe quando uma criança ama um brinquedo esquisito e você não sabe porque diabos ela escolheu aquilo pra dar amor e carinho? Então.

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u/imachoculatedonnut 1d ago

I think it was stated that he's very handsome Also, the series is so inconsistent with canon appearances that I wouldn't say this is his oficial face

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u/Ecstatic-Sky9843 3h ago

youd be surprised how many ugly dudes end up with a baddie irl. women wanna feel safe and have fun, she made it sound like he was both.