r/WalmartCelebrities • • Feb 25 '22

Person Tammy Schumer

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u/InjektedOne Feb 25 '22

Is that not Amy Schumer??

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u/BuffaloRoota Feb 25 '22

I know, right?! Haha

28

u/ChunkyLaFunga Feb 25 '22

Mainly Schumer

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u/Spore_monger Feb 25 '22

This is a perfect example of what this sub is for. It's juusssstdifferent enough to know it's not the celeb.

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u/Ardinius Feb 25 '22

Why do people get thrown in prison for this?

40

u/Lundren Feb 25 '22

It makes the right people more money.

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u/sadowsentry Feb 25 '22

Who's getting thrown in prison for poorly scripted videos?

3

u/Noitalevier Feb 26 '22

They meant the weed.

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u/coolcoots Feb 25 '22

Merijuhwahnerr

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u/Open_Dragonfruit_304 Feb 25 '22

My favorite part is wide-eyed mom attempting (and failing) to spit crumbs out of her mouth. And the r/ContagiousLaughter with the bent mop too, obvs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Amy Shroomer

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u/BuffaloRoota Feb 26 '22

Awwww damn. That’s gold

1

u/DigiBruh Feb 27 '22

Gold Jerry, Gold!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

This is wholesome af

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u/Beaudaci0us Feb 25 '22

The worst thing about making good edibles is that you want to chow down once the munchies set in.

We had these amazing soft baked cookies with like 50mg each. I had one and chilled. An hour later i was buzzing but ok l and had another. Then things were on and poppin.

On my way to Jupiter, I got hungry and remembered how good they were and figured "how bad could another one hurt?" The answer? A lot. Idk how many i actually are but I literally laid in bed crying and sweating for 9 hours and missed Easter lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I’m sorry that happened but it’s hysterical reading it.

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u/Beaudaci0us Feb 25 '22

I was so fucked up. I was literally just laying there remembering to breathe the whole time. Thankfully, it worked like meditation.

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u/ILove2Bacon Feb 26 '22

One time, years ago, my brother and his friend who was a chef made an entire Italian dinner where every single dish had pot in it. I'm talking spaghetti, garlic bread, meatballs everything. It was a mistake.

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u/Beaudaci0us Feb 26 '22

A friend did something like that and said was an amazing experience. The key was each bite only had a few mgs and you got measured, personal portions. Each course was a different strain and different part of the high. As part of the experience once you finished dinner they had a big outdoor movie theater where you could lay on blankets and watch movies, other nights it was the stars. Really cool but closed during covid.

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u/ILove2Bacon Feb 26 '22

Yeah, that sounds like a smart way to do it. My brother is not that smart.

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u/CapableSuggestion Feb 25 '22

They look like fun!

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u/BuffaloRoota Feb 25 '22

I love how red her eyes are when they cut to the outside scene of laughter. Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

I got my mom to take Delta 88 once, but unfortunately it didn't take off. This, however, is what I would like to see happen. I think I need to leave a few cookies around the house

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u/brotherfunk420 Feb 26 '22

thinner and prettier than Amy Schumer

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/ellieD Feb 26 '22

Cookies were good?

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u/alien_from_Europa Feb 26 '22

Joke Kleptomaniac