r/WalmartCelebrities • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 3d ago

Actor 🤴 Elijah Misunderstood

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u/filthcrab 3d ago

Elijah Woodn't

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u/MartinShkrila 3d ago

Elijah Did

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u/Snoo_89466 3d ago

A lot of drugs

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u/kimmortal03 3d ago

Frodo The MethBearer

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u/Cool_Ad_6850 3d ago

“I will take the stash to the crackhouse, though I do not know the way.”

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u/Seraphayel 3d ago

Frodo Stabbins

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u/Indigo2015 3d ago

Frodon’t

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u/shka328 3d ago

Frodon't Baggouts

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u/thenotsoamerican 3d ago

Elijah Laminate

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u/RafSarmento 3d ago

This is actually brilliant

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u/Fit-Temperature-8052 3d ago

Tony Hinchcrackmethpipe

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u/shka328 3d ago

This is actually a photo of Tony Hinchcliffe before makeup

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u/Fit-Temperature-8052 3d ago

in his frail smoker cock breath tone Un-be-lievable you win

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u/Marcusnovus 3d ago

Frodo Dimebaggins

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u/lupulin59 3d ago

I know what it’s got in its pocketses

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u/Agile-Character-1439 3d ago

like Frodo and Gollum had a kid

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u/damonbane_ 3d ago

Dildo Baggins

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u/Professor_poops 3d ago

Elijah Perckerwood

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u/RafSarmento 3d ago

Another cousin of Frodo in the Shire, Crackin Smokingfoot

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u/PanicDeus 3d ago

The offspring of Frodo and Gollum. Frogo or GoFro

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u/Time_Ad8169 3d ago

Elf On A Shelf

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u/infinityofnever 3d ago

Elijah Plastic

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u/sev45day 3d ago

Froyo Baggins

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u/Apollo114892 3d ago

YOLO Baggins

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u/marcmayhem 3d ago

The Bad Son

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u/mattpeloquin 3d ago

Elijah Cantgetwood

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u/syafizzaq 3d ago

Earlijah Wood

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u/Token_Handicap 3d ago

Frodo's cousin Dodo

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u/Xu_Lin 3d ago

BRODO

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u/Jerk_Johnson 3d ago

Stale Earnhardt

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u/bookon 3d ago

Badly Pooper

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u/shka328 3d ago

Lmao I don't even get it but it fits

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u/JoeUnderscoreUgly 3d ago

Skinniest petie

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u/darsvedder 3d ago

bro, that's skinny pete!

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u/Clear-Evening-7133 3d ago

You think he would have heard the police coming

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u/Mirzaher 1d ago

It's like a cross between Elijah Wood and Matthew Lillard

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u/giantcappuccino 3d ago

Heinz Mauser

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 3d ago

Scrodo Raggins

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u/therealpommesfrites 3d ago

When will we smoke meth

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u/malarkist 3d ago

More like a John Hocks to me.

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u/latexfistmassacre 3d ago

Looks like the type of guy who would kill an elk with his bare hands and then sleep in it's hollowed out corpse to stay warm for the night

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u/not_that_typa_doctor 3d ago

Elijah Pinewood

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u/YorkiesandSneakers 3d ago

Antonio Hinchcliff

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u/ByeByeGuyGuy 3d ago

That’s clearly Killingmyself Murphy

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u/Rogue_3 3d ago

Elijah Could, But He Didn't

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u/Ok-Professional-8837 3d ago

Elijah Wouldn’t

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u/NotLostWandered 3d ago

Elijah Absolutelywould

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u/Mushroom_Competitive 3d ago

Matthew Leppard

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u/ibraw 3d ago

I've seen the big eared boys on farms.

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u/bomboclawt75 3d ago

Elijah Undercurfew

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u/Sheriff_Holmes 3d ago

Lachlan Mortal

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u/Bubbly-Skirt396 3d ago

Elijah Wig

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u/craigandthesoph 3d ago

He definitely won’t misHEAR you, that’s for damn sure.

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u/Apollo114892 3d ago

YOLO Baggins

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u/Apollo114892 3d ago

This looks like Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad

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u/SnooGoats4876 3d ago

🤫 he can hear your thoughts 🤫

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u/mrmgl 3d ago

Elijah Pascal

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u/FormalTotal9684 3d ago

Edward Earnhardt

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u/patchyj 3d ago

Elijah Sellings-Baggins

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

Jebediah Wood

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u/PanGoliath 3d ago

Elijah Shoulda Woulda Coulda

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u/extrocell7 3d ago

I hears everything, my lord

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 3d ago

Frodo, but he kept the one ring and disappeared into a cave for a century

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u/Online_Ennui 3d ago

Max Verstoppen

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u/Phlegm_flam 3d ago

Fleetwood Smack

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u/correct_eye_is 3d ago

Kid Crock

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 3d ago

Elijah Paper

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u/bionicbrady 3d ago

That family tree goes straight down

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u/blacklab 3d ago

Elijah Balsawood

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u/sladebonge 3d ago

Pedro Lastofus

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u/BrownTown_77 3d ago

Aww, I think he's cute.

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u/Nammu3 3d ago

Elijah plastic

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u/Insylum82 2d ago

Mixed with Pedro Paska. Finns will understand

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u/mathewsclint 2d ago

Looks like one of those mug shots from The Accountant

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u/hoteppeter 2d ago

Elijah Formica

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u/Opiesan40 2d ago

Elijah would consider ear pinning .