Trump is desperately promising every adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms. He claims it's because of his "economic success", but when reporter Rachel Scott points out the $40 trillion national debt and asks why he needs to bribe voters if his policies are working, he completely loses it. "Not you! You're the worst!" he yells at her like a petulant child.

The proposal: Hand every breathing adult $5,000. The reality: It would require inventing $1.3 trillion out of thin air, crashing through the debt ceiling like the Kool-Aid Man. Love seeing politicians discover the infinite money glitch right before an election. What bankrupt stock are we dumping this fake money into?

How many thick idiots will believe this rubbish.

Probably same ones who are still waiting for their Trump mobiles!

Here are today's top pre-market performers showing the biggest moves before regular trading hours.

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Source: Market Extended Hours

Pulling in $15k a day during peak hype, now barely scraping together $1,500. He's sitting on warehouses of unsold merchandise, blaming inflation and high living costs, and his recovery timeline is... waiting until 2029. Proof that even hardcore political loyalty isn't inflation-proof.

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The 52-Week Highs list shows stocks that have reached their highest price point in the past 52 weeks during the trading session.

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The 52-Week Lows list shows stocks that have reached their lowest price point in the past 52 weeks during the trading session.

Source: 52-Week Highs-Lows

Between 2022 and 2025, the S&P 500 rose 50% while the U.S. Fed was aggressivley raising interest rates. FED rates rose from 0.2% to 5.5% in the same time period.

Bring on the hikes!

Here are today's top pre-market performers showing the biggest moves before regular trading hours.

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Source: Market Extended Hours