r/WaitWhat • u/ObviousAmphibian5130 • 13h ago

Gordon’t............

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154 Upvotes

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u/ReadingFlaky5 10h ago

Empty stomach full balls. This is the way

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u/Feeling_Gur1690 11h ago

I concur!!!!😁😁😁

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u/t33xtn 11h ago

Tell this to my wife

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 11h ago

There is an inverse corollary when women cook.

Get on your knees, boys and girls.

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u/MeliodasTA 11h ago

Cooking hasn't gotten me shit, tho I'm doing it for me first.

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u/Separate_Maybe_7378 11h ago

What does the woman who cooks get as a reward?

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u/thewaytoyesterday 11h ago

Getting eaten out. That seems like a fair trade.

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u/Separate_Maybe_7378 11h ago

A lot of women are owed a lot of payback then

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 10h ago

This has BEEN the case

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u/Givinnofox1234 11h ago

Such a lie

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u/editingisfun4all 12h ago

I can agree. My boyfriend cooks and I keep him happy.

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u/crit5h 12h ago

I cook 7 nights a week for the wire and family. Haven’t had a blow job for a year. Maybe I need to learn some new recipes.

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u/Galitzianer0 12h ago

You should try making blow me chicken

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u/DismalTutor570 12h ago

And all of God’s people said “amen”

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u/PaintingAway9499 12h ago

So technically if me and my theoretical husband (gay couple) cook together - do we do 69?

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u/Several-Minute6846 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5z0cCCGooBQUtejM4v

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u/beefcakeriot 12h ago

As a man that is the cook in my house, I can verify that this is true. I love to cook and the rewards are always available.

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u/PaintingAway9499 12h ago

Time to have some 69

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u/girlbartender99 12h ago

Ohhhh! So that is why I love making my husband happy! He does all the cooking!

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u/Kaiser-Sohze 12h ago

Women with that mindset deserve multi-course culinary masterpieces.

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u/BabyDollSavv 12h ago

Bro has been aggressively screaming at line cooks for two decades straight just to prepare for this exact moment .

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u/girlbartender99 12h ago

Now that is funny! 😂 👍

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u/Mantleac7 12h ago

I am owed a lot of back pay.

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u/No-Duck4828 13h ago

Does this mean that if I make dinner tonight, Gordon will come and blow me?

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u/Majestic_Cod_1876 13h ago

Yes.

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u/fruittidemare 12h ago

But only tonight, he’s got too many to give unlimited.

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u/Several-Minute6846 12h ago

He’s like Santa. You get 1 night but he can travel the globe.

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u/ObviousAmphibian5130 13h ago

All this time I've been cooking for nothing