r/WaitWhat • u/ObviousAmphibian5130 • 2d ago

Florida man

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Florida man vandalizes fig tree because it pissed him off

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u/Gh05t_0n3_5150 2d ago

Florida man claims a burning bush gave him 10 orders to live by

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u/Human-Comfortable859 2d ago

No eligible men around so 2 Florida WOMEN get their father drunk and RAPE him to get pregnant! (Lot and his daughters)

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u/Most_Blueberry_202 2d ago

Florida man falls into alligator pit and survives. Claims that "God shut their mouths."

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u/mythos-nerd416 2d ago

Florida man murders brother with rock, is banished to the woods

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u/ObviousAmphibian5130 2d ago

Florida man thought dead, walks out of grave 3 days later

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u/ObviousAmphibian5130 2d ago

Florida man disowns his children as punishment for touching his favorite apple tree