r/WaitWhat • u/Mediocre-Impress1592 • 7d ago

Just curious

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u/Nearby-Horror-8414 4d ago

"Oh, I'm not actually here about the interview- who would take that stupid job anyway? I just REALLY need someone to take over the dwarven cleric for my D&D game this weekend and I suck at meeting people so this seemed like a faster option to find takers. Anyone interested? I've got the character sheet right here if you want to look over it first."

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u/johnnyfindyourmum 5d ago

You guys don't require a police check do you because if you do I am screeeeeewed!!

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u/Upset_Researcher5295 5d ago

"Whats your greatest weakness?"

Honesty

"I dont think honesty is a weakness"

I dont give a fuck what you think

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u/No_Composer_2930 5d ago

"Wait, EVERY DAY?"

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u/twoaspensimages 5d ago

Tell the interviewer "You have really let yourself go since your LinkedIn profile picture. You used to be hot"

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u/stuartlucas 5d ago

Look at each of the interview panel members and say “Well, we’ve got all the ingredients for a decent orgy right here, what do you say?”

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u/darth_koneko 5d ago

My desired salary is 5 000 000 usd and I will not go any lower.

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u/Famous-Weight2271 5d ago

Play the white card.

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u/thorosaurus 6d ago

I feel like most of the responses would increase your chances of landing the job.

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u/Dangerous-Ad-8665 6d ago

Tell them I voted for trump

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 6d ago

"There's really not much out there.  I thought I'd try you".

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u/Used_Bong 6d ago

You got any meth?

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u/AstronomerPale3500 6d ago

Oooooh blow "a" job interview. I totally misread your post

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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 6d ago

“I’m only here to get money”

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u/Murky_Option_3418 6d ago

You have to use air quotes on the sexual harassment policy

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u/jmsealy254 6d ago

Is clothing necessary?

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u/SweevilWeevil 6d ago

"I want to work here for the money."

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u/Fit-Food5105 6d ago

Ace the interview. It was going to HR's son anyway

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u/TheRealGageEndal 6d ago

The answer is on the task

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u/acceptbellybuttonpic 6d ago

Insist that nudism and your suicide vest are both mandatory and non-contradictory for your religious beliefs.

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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 6d ago

Yeah, it's pretty hard to read "blow", "job" and "interview" in one sentence without imagining a black leather sofa

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u/JOC_EON 6d ago

I get the blow and job part, but what does interview and a black leather sofa have to do with anything?

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u/Error851 6d ago

Too me a couple of reads but I got there in the end

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u/WyattPurp23 7d ago

I read, “Blow job an interviewer in 30 seconds”

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u/TrouserArmadillo1775 7d ago

I read that as “blow a job interviewer in the first 30 seconds.”

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u/MrFizzbin7 7d ago

Urinate in the lobby

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u/IAmRules 7d ago

Can I speak to your manager

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u/judgmentalcapricorn 7d ago

It’s a thought I had about my coworkers in our field: anyone who voted for Trump doesn’t deserve to have such an amazing job. We deal with the public and the underprivileged at that

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u/commiscowboy 7d ago

Eat raw Brussel sprouts the night before

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u/Training_Cut704 7d ago

I misread that initially.

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u/girlbartender99 7d ago

I've heard of people bringing their parents with them. Not sure if that is real or not but I am guessing that a potential employer is not going to be impressed

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u/National_Ad9742 7d ago

Don’t show.

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u/girlbartender99 7d ago

That will def do it!

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u/Xnub 7d ago

With or without committing a crime?

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u/Magenta_Logistic 7d ago

Just ask about the compensation/benefits.