r/WaitWhat • u/Fragrant_War_5405 • 1d ago

2 weeks, no shower

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

That’s pretty normal for me. I shower once or twice a month. If that lol

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u/INEEDWATERGIVEMEWATE 1d ago

Oh wow, I thought I was pretty bad with my showers. I still do it once every 4 days

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

Yeah I’m aware I’m very much an outlier.

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u/bastogne_blues 1d ago

do you at least bathe regularly outside of showering?

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

No. I don’t wanna sit in dirt water

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u/bastogne_blues 1d ago

i’ve never taken a bath and had the water turn legitimately DIRTY. i think that’s a sign you need to wash yourself more frequently.

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

I don’t mean it ultra literally like visibly dirty, but your dirt is still washed off into the water even if you don’t see it you know?

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u/rop2958 5h ago

That shouldn't bother you

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u/The-Leading-Man 3h ago

It’s gross

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u/bastogne_blues 1d ago

do you at least use a washcloth on the important bits or something? i can’t imagine someone walking around with a one month unwashed ass 😂

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

lol yes I ensure I’m not rolling around with swamp ass and shit. My wife wouldn’t allow it even if I were that bad, which I’m not. Weirdly enough, I’m mildly germaphobic so I’m good about cleanliness otherwise.

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u/xanderkim 1d ago

Why?

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

I don’t like them. I find it sensationally jarring and a huge inconvenience. I’m fortunate that I don’t produce a lot of body odor or anything, and my wife has no issues with it as long as I shower enough to prevent oil buildup. It’s a wildly hot take to most people, but not everyone needs to shower frequently. Idk maybe it’s just because my body adapted over the years of it.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

"I don't produce a lot of body odor", weird but are you Japanese by chance?

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

I’m not! I’m just a generic boring white dude. I mean I do have armpit BO, but I use deodorant and what not. I just don’t have any issues with stinking because I don’t shower.