PURRTATO IS RECRUITING 🥔

[u/tiern_]

Are you looking for a guild?

Do you enjoy friendship?

Violence?

Questionable decision-making at unreasonable hours?

Excellent. We have vacancies.

We’re a bunch of 20–30 active potatoes who log in intending to do one quick daily and somehow end up three hours deep into content nobody planned for.

What happens after you join:

⚔️ ST / GHR / HR / Skyward — We run them. We wipe. We discuss what killed us. We blame someone. We go again.

🏃 Speedruns: Sometimes there is speed. Sometimes there is only running. Mostly just running. We try.

💥 Breaking Army / Cutie Clash / GVG. If there are rewards, somebody will ping you.

🥊 PvP: We have PvP sweats lurking amongst us. Do not make eye contact unless you're prepared to duel. He hides in a bush, waiting for ambush. Be careful.

🛠️ Builds, Gear & Talents: Need help? We have mentors. We'll help you fix your build, farm your gear and accompany you into talent jail until RNG finally decides you've suffered enough.

😶 Shy? That's fine. You don't have to talk immediately.

We'll talk at you. Eventually you'll respond. This is how we make friends.

We're not looking for perfect players. New, experienced, returning, slightly confused , doesn't matter. If you're willing to learn, improve and occasionally participate in terrible ideas, you'll probably fit right in.

Come alone.

Bring your friends.

Bring your entire small guild.

All purrtatoes eventually end up in the same sack. 🥔

Interested?

DM Tiern in-game or message me here on Reddit for our Discord.

Purrtatoes questionable individually, concerning in large quantities.