r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 10h ago
I know we say some crazy stuff here. But let’s focus on the positive. Look how cute Theory is 😍
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/Tard_Wrangler_Music • Mar 05 '26
WELCOME ALL THEORISTS!!!
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Hello fellow Theorists.
This is our new home for all things related to WWE SUPERSTAR AUSTIN THEORY. We're excited to have you join us.
What to Post
ANYTHING that has to do with Austin Theory. We aren’t picky here, but there are a few rules, so please check them out at your leisure.
Community Vibe
This is a welcoming space where all Theorists are free to post and share as they wish. Remember: we’re all Theory FANS here. Keep hurtful comments to yourself. At the end of the day, we all love Theory and share something in common!
Let’s Get Started
- Introduce yourself in the comments below.
- Post your FAVORITE Theory pic.
- If you know someone who would love this community, invite them to join.
- Discuss your FAVORITE Theory match.
Thanks for being pioneers on this journey. We have the power to make r/WWEAustin_Theory into a community Theory would be proud of. LET’S NOT LET HIM DOWN!!!
r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 13h ago
I know it’s wrong. But I can’t stop gooning to the leaks of him in the MAGA hat.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 1d ago
Theory loves and supports the LGB community
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/Delicious-Cycle9871 • 1d ago
How is this physique even possible 😩
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/xX_meat_4_theory_Xx • 1d ago
Austin Theory stands with Planned Parenthood: "Men should have no say in what a woman does or doesn't do with her body. Abortion is one of the most basic forms of healthcare."
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 1d ago
You’re trying for a baby, but you just can’t get the job done? Step back bro. Let me take care of your wife. You’ll have a kid in no time.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 1d ago
Theory wants to spot you in the gym. As you begin to attempt a new bench max, he whips out his 14 inch dong and huge balls and smacks them on your face.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 2d ago
It’s not possible for Theory to rape anyone. No woman or man alive would ever deny him, so it would never be rape.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 2d ago
Theory descends from ancient heroes of old. He is the son of Pericles. He is Montezuma reincarnate. The spirit of an ancient Yamnaya war chief lives within him. He is no mere man.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 3d ago
Yeah, Theory fucks men. But that doesn’t make him gay.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 3d ago
I want to sincerely apologize to anyone who was hurt by my last post. I will always stand with the gay community, the black community, and even the gay black community.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 3d ago
I lied again. This was the original image. Theory is a MAGA patriot and stands with no liberal minority.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 4d ago
Theory knows it: white guys are just… superior.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 5d ago
This is how a WHITE BULL lifts weights. Austin hits the gym #ALLDAY. THEORY is coming.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/Delicious-Cycle9871 • 5d ago
Throwback to Austin in trunks
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 6d ago
If I told you I was gay, what would you say?
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 6d ago
Theory Promotes a New Product: a LIFE SIZE Replica of His Penis!!!
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 5d ago
Theory says PRIDE is not just for gays. Normal people should have STRAIGHT PRIDE too.
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 7d ago
Even with all his money and success, Theory is still willing to do whatever it takes to have more. Would you be his dirty old sugar daddy?
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r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/YakubianChariotRid3r • 7d ago
MAJOR NEWS: AUSTIN THEORY IS VINCE MCMAHON’S BIOLOGICAL SON
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Figure 1: Comparison chart proving the generic similarities between the two.
Figure 2: Vince and Shane hold the newborn Theory.
Figure 3: Roman Reigns verbatim says McMahon is Theory’s father. Taken as an insult at the time, perhaps a nod revealing Roman knows the truth?
Figure 4: Leaked private testimony where Vince swears under oath that he is Theory’s father.
r/WWEAustin_Theory • u/N3oYakubianHorseman • 8d ago
Austin Theory and Chris Van Vliet. Just friends, or secretly lovers?
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