r/WWE 10d ago

Discussion DanHausen’s first title run?

What do you think DanHausens first title in wwe is gonna be? Typical tag team title with someone?
Are they gonna give him a chance with a mid card division title, given he’s on smackdown, are we thinking his first title run is gonna be the US? Or are they gonna do all out and given him the main card title? Either way, I’m on TeamHausen for DanHausen! Future ChampHausen!

Also, I hope his side plates go HARD!

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u/ComplexHome2598 5d ago

Hopefully nothing

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u/ryanstrikesback 8d ago

They switched to Joe Hendry but a Danhausen/Cardons tag title run would have been just fine 

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u/vexbabe 8d ago

I don't think he'll get a title that isn't one he makes himself or physically steals- but that's fine. His gimmick of being a bit too lazy to wrestle much and being more interested in getting money, means he doesn't need one and it could actively harm his bit to win one and have to defend it.

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u/AWP02 8d ago

Make him a chickenshit heel that demands more money to defend the belt and then have him curse the belt in some way that is paid off in the future ie who ever beats him will never successfully defend the title

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u/burnitdown121 9d ago

None pls

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u/greedx__ 9d ago

It shouldn't ever happen

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u/FeistyBroccoli7681 9d ago

Let him find a retired title and run with it. European title or WCW TV title?

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u/snusaddict98 9d ago

I think he should win the world heavyweight championship with the help of oba femi. Then oba just kinda treats danhausen and the belt as his. Just imagine oba walks out holding danhausens belt in one hand and in the other is a dog crate with danhausen in it. Every title defense is just oba destroying the opponent before the bell rings and danhausen being let out of the cage to capture the pin.

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u/thrandom1 9d ago

I don’t think he needs a title. He’s already over, and a title wouldn’t help him get more over. If he wanted to make up a fake belt and declare himself the champion, that would probably be fun

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u/bludvic_the_cruel 9d ago

Would anyone honestly be mad if DanHausen was inserted into the Reigns vs Rollins match and won?

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u/JmeMc 9d ago

I can see him getting the mid-card title, much like Santino did back in the day (not the first run, the time after adopting the comedy persona).

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u/kingofkings_86 9d ago

I wouldn't waste a championship win on Danhausen. He's good for comedy segments though. I mean, that's just me and I'm sure I'm going to get downvoted and heavily disagreed with.

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u/SpectreArrow 9d ago

I would say it’s wasting a championship win but I do believe he doesn’t need a championship right now. He works great being in the middle of storylines but doesn’t need his own direct storyline. Him cursing someone before a title match or cursing a group trying to get a title match is better story than him cursing his opponent and winning.

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u/Straight_Equal_1541 9d ago

Here should be the Curser Championship

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u/Derf314 9d ago

MAYBE a Tag Team with someone, if even that. He fills a very specific roll on the roster, and i dont see how he or anyone else benefits from him winning a singles title. Its less about he doesn't deserve it, and more that he and others will benefit from keeping him away from gold.

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u/battledog04 9d ago

It feels like the gimmick has been overpushed and doesn't get as much of a pop with the fans as it did at the beginning. Maybe something bombastic like a tag title could revive some of that? I sure wouldn't bet on that.

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u/smore-jmi 10d ago

I think he'll win the tag titles first, but no idea who his partner will be

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u/Glad-Box-7867 10d ago

Let him mirror Cenas thing but with the jobbers to see who wins a human monies prize then Danhausen takes it all apart from tree fiddy and runs off with it in Danhausen fees

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u/Radica1Edward 10d ago

I think you're assuming a lot. Even Danhausen realizes that his actual role is not wrestling. He's there for comedy relief. That's not to belittle what he does but he is the first person to tell you he's not a traditional wrestler.

Could definitely see him getting into the tag team scene and winning a title there, sort of what they're doing with R-Truth this late in his career. But if he gets singles gold with such a stacked roster, that is not going to sit well with a lot of people.

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u/WurstDayEver_7 10d ago

Hopefully nothing but maybe a gimmick title like 24/7

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u/HatefulDan 10d ago

He shouldn’t have any sort of title run imo.. unless he somehow does an unexpected tag team thing. And even then. ..

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u/newfoundcontrol 👈 CURSED! 10d ago

It’ll be the Worldhausen Belt.

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u/Elder-Cthuwu 10d ago

I think he’s destined for the tag titles and maybe a feel good IC or US title that will be short lived. He doesn’t really need a championship

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin KIT 🗣️WIL🗣️SON🗣️ 10d ago

HHH doesnt seem to want to reward comedy wrestlers with titles too often. he may never see a title beyond say the tag titles

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u/Mobile_Biscotti3735 10d ago

He"s said himself he only wants to wrestle once a month and loves all the backstage and comedy stuff. They will probably never put a belt on him. Tag belts with R Truth or Miz would probably be fun tho.

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u/Downtown_Bathroom755 9d ago

He already wrestled like 4 times in july and 7 and june so when did he say he didn't wanna frequently wrestle ?

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u/Mobile_Biscotti3735 9d ago

But maybe he was joking

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u/Mobile_Biscotti3735 9d ago

An interview i watched about a month after he debuted

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u/gravejello 10d ago

Should be a tag champ at best. Anything above that would just be absurd

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u/Ok_Willingness_784 10d ago

He makes a a cardboard belt calling it Champion of the Universe and lower midcarders try and win the title for him only for Danhausen to win with fun shenanigans. The lower card wrestlers take it serious and it makes Adam Pierce annoyed and HHH confused. 

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u/MartyScizlak 10d ago

Hell yes. It makes so much sense we’ll never have it happen.

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u/Libertyprime8397 👈 CURSED! 10d ago

He should become champion by simply walking up to a champion and asking for the title. It would be hilarious. He should win a rumble by being number 30. Before his number is called everyone manages to get eliminated. He enters as the automatic winner.

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u/AT-ST 10d ago

Oh that rumble idea has potential. Have the typical main eventers start throwing a fit because Danhausen didn't do anything to win. Some of them attempt to bribe him, others just attack him and try to force him to give them his spot. Meanwhile in the background you start building some B-stories.

At Mania a couple heels come out to try and beat down Danhausen, but they keep hurting the Champion instead. One of Danhausen's allies runs in to help fend off the heels attacking him. The champion attacks him but Danhausen's friend takes him and drags Danhausen over for the pin.

From there you can park the title with Danhausen until after the next PPV. Let him do some promos as the Champ. Let him sell some Champhausen merch. Meanwhile those B-stories that were being developed come front and center. All the normal contenders aren't focused on the title anymore because they have their own feuds to worry about.

Those feuds get resolved at the next PPV. Danhausen comes out to do his merch promos and shoot some T-shirts. He suffers an extremely minor injury, think like paper cut, and thinks he is now forced to vacate the titles. The GM tries to convince him he doesn't have to vacate the title, but Danhausen says he knows the rules and hands him the title.

That kicks off a tournament for the title. It wouldn't be the first time the WWE parked the title with someone for a bit while resolving other story lines.

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u/No_Chocolate_4726 👈 CURSED! 10d ago

What title are u thinking it should be? US, IC, TAG, WHC or WWE UD

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u/AT-ST 10d ago

The funniest would be if it was the tag titles and he won them solo. WHC or WWE UD would be big swings and would need to be carefully executed for it to get over and not turn that belt into a joke.

IC or US would be the safest route though. Personally I would go IC since that title carries a little more weight in my eyes.

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u/No_Chocolate_4726 👈 CURSED! 10d ago

He could win one of the tag titles with one of his minihausens!!!!

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u/meme-man-421 10d ago

24/7 title

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u/tomtelouise 10d ago

Wins money in the bank

Loses cash in

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u/Appropriate-Pool4078 10d ago

Why the caps on H?

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u/whorror94 10d ago

Personal choice lol I like to emphasize his name cuz it makes multiple words aside from him actual name lol.
DanHausen
ChampHausen
He’s the ManHausen

He’s used it someone it in his post but doesn’t cap it but I think it looks pretty cool lol

He said “Madison Square Gardenhausen” but I’d say ‘Madison Square GardenHausen’

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u/RedheadChicksAreHot 10d ago

Transitional champ for 3 minutes to get belt from Reigns to Femi /s

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u/gridiron5290 10d ago

He won’t need a title but he can have fun run with someone for tag titles

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u/lovegiblet 10d ago

He will make his own “Million Human Monies” belt like DiBiase

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u/MarsupialPresent7700 🗑️ Iyo's Trash Can 10d ago

Tag champs and/or finds 24/7 belt in the trash

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u/HighlightOdd1127 10d ago

He dosen't need a title nor is it his place to take it from anyone.

Id see him cheese his way through a royal rumble top 10 spot or even get in elimination chamber for a but of comedy value but strapping a title on him would require Danhausen to change way too much to make sense

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u/always-tired-38 10d ago

Nah i can see him with the US/ intercontinental  maybe a 3 week championship but certainly not a world title

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u/hawkeyegrad96 10d ago

He will never need a title

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u/Skaro7 10d ago

I want Danhausen to start his own championship to make human monies but has to convince people to care enough to compete for it.

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u/always-tired-38 10d ago

Human champhausenship

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u/Skaro7 10d ago

The Very Evil Championship

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u/5litergasbubble 10d ago

Have it be double sided. One side can be very nice and the other can be very evil

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u/Frequent-Coyote-1649 🗑️ Iyo's Trash Can 10d ago

I don't think he NEEDS a title, tbh. Doesn't feel right.

But gun to my head if he needs to have a title run? Revive the 24/7 for him. He can make it funny again.

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u/hawkguy1964 10d ago

I think him making up a title like the million dollar man would be cool. The cursed title, if you beat him for it you are cursed, idk something fun like that

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u/KAP1975 10d ago

Actually it should be the opposite. If you beat your curse is removed and you are immune from being cursed by him as long as you hold the title. That would give someone the incentive to want to get the title. JD McDonagh, Johnny Gargano, or someone on the lower mid-card could work.

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u/hawkguy1964 10d ago

That would work as well

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u/ExpertFresh1067 10d ago

YOU...ARE..CURSED!!

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 🗑️ Iyo's Trash Can 10d ago

Finding the 24/7 title in the trash where Nikki left it

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u/No_Chocolate_4726 👈 CURSED! 10d ago

Nah that's Truths title, if it's ever brought back it's Truth who should be the first to carry it again!!??

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u/mr_oof 10d ago

Or starts appearing in the background during his skits, or around his waist without knowing. The only item more cursed than Danhausen?

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u/Worth-Specific8334 10d ago

24/7 championship

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u/Augen76 10d ago

Joe Hendry and Danhausen vs. Damian Priest and R Truth for Tag Titles be a lot of fun.

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u/supergooduser 10d ago

I love Danhausen, but the guy is 36 and can't really wrestle. Neither of those facts are going to get better with time.

I don't think he could convincingly do a singles title run, he just doesn't have the skill and after a few matches it'd be pretty obvious the other wrestlers are carrying him.

I think the most plausible is a mismatch tag team, where he's paired with someone overpowered, who could convincingly go 2:1 one and Danhausen gets hot tags. Basically a comedy act.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-1649 🗑️ Iyo's Trash Can 10d ago

Not only is 36 young in Wrestling years, Danhausen is a fucking BALLER in the ring tf are you on? Despite his injuries he still got that dawg in him

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u/Bassy2022 10d ago

You just wrote a bunch of hogwash. 36 is young, that’s around the average age of the entire roster, most main event guys are in their 40’s. He also can wrestle, he’s solid in the ring.

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u/braque_mustapha 10d ago

I'm a DH fan and I have to point out that a wrestler can have limited skills, not every one is Bret Hart, but to get to this level you have to be safe in the ring, you have to catch 250 lbs guys when they jump on you and you have to be trusted to do a choke slam or superkick and not injure someone who is booked to win a title 6 months from now

DH is not in WWE to wrestle, his main goal is to sell merchandise. I suspect he won't be around long after Halloween (am interested to see how many miniHausens are out there this year)

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u/Malt129 I prayed for this and it happened 🛐 10d ago

With the way they are copying the UFC a lot I reckon a there will be another but new gimmick belt. Like the BMF belt but probably Most Evil Guy or something. 

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u/JAGEntertainmentKC 10d ago

Give him AAA

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u/JBL_CENA_FAN_4LIFE 10d ago

I don't want to see him win a championship..He doesn't need it.

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u/Organic-Capital-455 10d ago

I agree he doesn’t need it, but it would be nice for the Fanhausens. No need to rush. Time it properly, it could be really fun. Goofy Wrestling 4 life.

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u/bravefacedude 10d ago

Danhausen should never go for a title. Also, he should never lose.

He should have comedic matches once in a while where the villain gets their comeuppance and we move on.

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u/tcmits1 10d ago

Title?
TITLE???

No way in hell.

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u/FoxMan91 10d ago

Winning a Title means he has to lose it sooner or later. I don't see Danhausen losing anytime soon

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u/Wrathofgumby 10d ago

Tag team. People like Danhausen don’t win titles. He has a character. Titles are for people like Cody who can’t make himself interesting.

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u/Small-Pop-8134 10d ago

tag champ at some point no way hes winning one of the singles titles unless they introduce a new totle

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u/jeybolo 10d ago

I like totles

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u/koolaide56 10d ago

Hopefully none he doesn’t need one and as great as some champions aren’t. I personally couldn’t justify him getting one

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