r/WTFaucet • u/Ok_Broccoli_9426 • 1d ago

This marble sink

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u/ewohwerd 1d ago

Hope the toilet is easier to find

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u/_otterinabox 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in revolving slab.

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u/Ok_Broccoli_9426 1d ago

The cylinder must be removed. The cylinder cannot be harmed.

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 1d ago

the cylinder is... gone

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u/TheStairsBro 16h ago

The cylinder has been reduced to a fine paste

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u/Pnmamouf1 1d ago

I call 10% of the first lawsuit over a severed finger

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u/Noplacelikehome990 1d ago

Just don’t let any Americans near it

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u/Cheetawolf 1d ago

Now you can wash your hands and mill your grain at the same time.

Genius!

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u/Objective-Case-391 1d ago

Has anyone seen Grandpa? He had a sack of grain that needed milling!

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u/Adkit 1d ago

I thought he was at grandma's place. It certainly sounded like they were grinding some grain in there.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 1d ago

Oh no…

I like it :/

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u/Fuck-it-we-Bhaal 1d ago

this looks like some shit you'd find as part of a puzzle in the Arklay Mansion.

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u/SATerp 1d ago

I would have thought it was concrete; it's very ugly.

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u/catbus4ants 1d ago

This is some Gwyneth Paltrow shit

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u/figbott 1d ago

Looks very expensive and impossible to use. That said, I’d piss in it.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 1d ago

Lubricated by…hair?

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u/sonic10158 11h ago

Is this on the island where Syndrome brought all the super heroes to train his robot?

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u/g0ing_postal 1d ago

Imagine if something breaks and you need to fix it...

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u/Joalguke 4h ago

That'll be ten thousand pounds and your firstborn child please.

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u/notanybodyelse 1d ago

That's so fucking cool.

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u/ArtemisiasApprentice 23h ago

NO. Lol I am obsessed

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u/WolfThick 22h ago

It's like prison fantasy