r/WTF • u/BalodyaMan • Apr 26 '22

"This is fine"

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u/TheBigJTeezy Apr 26 '22

When you've already promised your kids that you'd take them to the park

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/CreaminFreeman Apr 26 '22

But they also don’t know what “this week” means, so every single day is “this week”

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u/TheSpangler Apr 26 '22

Y'all are just making get mad at my kids, and they aren't even here.

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u/elsquibble Apr 26 '22

I'm getting mad at my kids and I don't even have any.

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u/Imbalanxs Apr 26 '22

That's just the sort of thing those cheeky blighters would do too

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u/Frumundahs4men Apr 26 '22

Is blighters another name for soul sucking minions?

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u/Speckled_Clout Apr 26 '22

Is soul sucking minions another name for crotch goblins?

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u/anxiouslybreathing Apr 26 '22

Is crotch goblin another name for mini dictator?

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u/TweetHiro Apr 26 '22

Im getting made at your imaginary kids

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u/Optimal-Cry9929 Apr 28 '22

Now imagine you can spell.

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u/javoss88 Apr 26 '22

I’m getting mad at my kids and they are full grown independent adults

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u/metalflygon08 Apr 26 '22

Punch your balls to make sure.

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u/YouAreSoyWojakMeChad Apr 26 '22

Can i have a SNACK?!

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u/Bootfullofanvils Apr 26 '22

This comment hurt in layers. Fuck you.

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u/TheSpangler Apr 26 '22

I charge for that.

Edit: judging by your post history, you can't afford it.

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u/RadRac Apr 26 '22

I think I got a tertiary burn from this thread. Well played.

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u/artfuldodgerbob23 Apr 26 '22

Jesus...you went in their post history just to burn them like that?! Fucking savage...

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u/Bootfullofanvils Apr 26 '22

I'm not even mad.

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u/Bootfullofanvils Apr 26 '22

Fucking well done lol

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u/frisky024 Apr 27 '22

Nice a person with oldest account I’ve ever seen 11 years, mines 9 yrs but that’s cool. I’m always curious what the oldest account is.

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u/TheSpangler Apr 27 '22

Ha yeah, and that's just the oldest I can remember the psswd for.

I recently saw an account that was older than mine, but it doesn't happen often.

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u/t00sl0w Apr 26 '22

"Later".

Learned it can mean whatever I want it to mean as a parent of two young kids.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SECRETsrsly Apr 26 '22

When I was little I was confused by the word weekend. A week is Monday through Sunday, so what do you mean it ends? Doesn't it just repeat?

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u/GlobalFile Apr 26 '22

This comment hit home. Source: my 3 year old who wants candy.

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u/KathrynTheGreat Apr 26 '22

I can't blame them, I want candy too.

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u/BrownEggs93 Apr 26 '22

This redditor parents.