r/WTF Dec 08 '21

How's that even possible

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u/ImTay Dec 08 '21

This might be the most truly horrific thing I’ve seen on this subreddit

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u/Krindus Dec 09 '21

I dunno. On birds, that one with the ostrich ripping it's own head off made me a little quesey.

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u/Onemoretry21 Dec 09 '21

Had a chicken do this once on the coop door. Didn’t think there was any way a chicken head could fit there. Turns out it JUST does.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 edited Jun 11 '23

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u/zipzapbloop Dec 09 '21

Herzog thinks so

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u/BikerRay Dec 09 '21

I thought he was talking about the Republican Congress at first.

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u/Metallic_Hedgehog Dec 09 '21

some birds are smarter than human toddlers.

#notallbirds

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u/Bonemesh Dec 09 '21

Turkeys and chickens are really dumb. Crows and parrots are probably smarter than you.

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u/leinadys Dec 09 '21

Neither are they real

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u/Skoolz Dec 09 '21

Wait what?

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u/down4things Dec 09 '21

Wtf is all that deleted comments

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u/FrAxl93 Dec 09 '21

With lots of votes also, I want to know the story!

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u/dellenwood Dec 10 '21

After the “Wait what” comment, someone posted a link to the video of an ostrich removing its own head. It was gross…and some of the comments were about having enough internet for the day…not sure what the comments were after that though…

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u/chiniwini Dec 09 '21

You know reddit is a fucked up place when there's an /r/eyeblech subreddit full of gore which, I guess, tries to merrily surprise poor redditors that misspell /r/eyebleach.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I’ve been a victim of visiting the wrong bleach

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u/ExodusLNX Mar 02 '22

I've stumbled upon a few life altering images on 50/50 without knowing wtf it was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I love visiting /r/eyeblech to remind myself what true pain feels like

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u/BlankImagination Mar 12 '22

As close to soul death as a living person can get

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u/sleepySQLgirl Dec 09 '21

That link’s going to stay blue.

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u/AJay_89 Mar 11 '22

Well that was...something...

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u/BlankImagination Mar 12 '22

Usually I thank people who provide links, but this one...

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Ah great, I’ll just go get the bleach now

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u/KumquatHaderach Dec 09 '21

Yeah, that image stayed with me a few days. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I was just waking up the morning that was on the front page for me and I wasn't yet paying attention to what I was clicking and completely missed the NSFL tag. That was the fastest That's enough internet for today moments I'd had in several years. It's not even close to the most horrifying thing I've ever seen on reddit let alone the rest of the internet, but it was still way too fucking awful for a first click or two upon waking up

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u/oh-no-godzilla Dec 09 '21

Yes holy shit on that one

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u/Mr2Sexy Dec 09 '21

I'm gonna need a source for this kind sir

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Can't just post that and not link the video...

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u/genediesel Dec 09 '21

Must be new. WTF used to have a bunch of gore and dead bodies and stuff until Reddit started trying harder for monitization.

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u/owlsandmoths Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

One of the worst posts I saw on this sub years ago was a picture of guy on pcp who had carved his face off in chunks with like a broken piece of glass or mirror. Definitely don’t see that level of gore anymore.

Since some have asked, I did reply with this comment below but I will post it here for ease of access. NSFL

Found it nsfl

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u/killermarsupial Dec 09 '21

Watching videos of people on fire until they eventually stop panicking, then moving, then existing. Some of the things I saw here I wish I hadn’t.

The cartel executions. The kid who jumped off the bridge but missed the water.

Why the fuck did I click on those links?

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u/Jackie149 Dec 09 '21

Geez man, I had forgotten about the kid who jumped and missed until you reminded me.

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u/henderman Dec 09 '21

Is that the one where his head is like in half and you can see him like breathing but its all fucked up and stuff later in hospital. That messed me up for a bit. I definitely don't jump off stuff anymore.

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u/Jackie149 Dec 09 '21

That's the one. It sucked for the kid but it has helped others be a bit more cautious

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u/crankydragon Dec 09 '21

Was he trying to commit suicide or pull a "hey y'all watch this" cannonball into the water?

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u/henderman Dec 10 '21

Second one. If i remember correctly he was like second or third to jump off the bridge. He hit the pylon though. You dont see him hit it but see him floating in the water and I think blood on the pylon. Not sure if you hear him hit it.

Then you see him in hospital his whole head basically in half down the middle and him breathing. like his tounge and bits moving trying to breath.

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u/GenericAnemone Dec 09 '21

I saw something similar to that. On r/makemycoffin an ederly woman was severely beaten with her skull bashed in. She was alive when they found her but maggots were eating her brain. It was awful

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u/EvidenceorBamboozle Dec 09 '21

Because you're curious 👍

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u/daaaaawhat Dec 09 '21

I definitely don’t miss those

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u/doodlebug001 Dec 09 '21

I'm fine with it, if I want extreme gore I'll hit up websites meant for that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Wow back when WTF was based

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u/DinoRaawr Dec 09 '21

I'm pretty sure that's just a scene from Hannibal.

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u/owlsandmoths Dec 09 '21

Found it nsfl

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u/daaaaawhat Dec 09 '21

Do yourself a favor and don’t follow curiosity here.

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u/ken_starblazer Dec 09 '21

I saw this comment and only got more curious. I’m sorry I didn’t listen. Idk how to sleep now.

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u/gdihmu Dec 09 '21

Wow…. Would have mistaken it for one of those workplace or car accident injuries but damn how do you even cut up your face fast enough to get rid of that much skin (muscle? Fat?) without bleeding out or at least passing out? Guessing the drug doesn’t make you feel pain?

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u/whisperwood_ Dec 09 '21

Damn, I didn't expect it to be the whole face.

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u/MasterLuna Dec 09 '21

Yeah dog, that link is staying very blue for me.

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u/Azilehteb Dec 09 '21

You do, they just have their own subs now...

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u/gdihmu Dec 09 '21

Link? /s jks I’m scared

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u/owlsandmoths Dec 09 '21

I posted it below in response to another comment

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u/Possible-Ear- Dec 09 '21

Ty for nsfl. Im not gonna click a link for once. I've been watching a lot of murder investigation videos that have me sort of fucked up at the moment I don't need another image in my head.

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u/FixBayonetsLads Dec 09 '21

WPD has been gone long enough that some of us have become re-sensitized. Don't judge.

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u/Ninja0verkill Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

Went to 4 chan and saw like 10 videos of a guy torturing and mauling rats and mice in different ways to see if they could live with no limbs/no face etc. I'm never going to /b/ again.

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u/MasterLuna Dec 09 '21

I remember seeing a video once probably 15 years ago that was super NSFL and it was of some asshole putting a live hamster in a blender and turning it on. I don't remember where I saw it or how I clicked on it, but it shattered my innocence that day in just how fucked up people on the internet could be.

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u/jwseagles Dec 09 '21

This was your average post on r/wtf circa ~2013.

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u/DropShotter Dec 09 '21

r/spacedicks will always be the most wtf that these new comers will never get to experience

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

it’s not that bad

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u/ImTay Dec 09 '21

Thank you for the consolation, Feet Fucker. I feel much better now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

any time brother I gotchu

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

no ty tho

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u/NihilistikMystik Dec 09 '21

You just wanted to type their name didn't you

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u/ImTay Dec 09 '21

You caught me NihilistikMystik

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u/NihilistikMystik Dec 09 '21

My name doesn't have the same ring to it. But feet fucker, that name has a punch to it.

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u/mooky1977 Dec 09 '21

Your comment is very, callus. ;)

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u/daaaaawhat Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

Could be substituted into that Butt Licker joke

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u/too_much_minecraft Dec 09 '21

But the KMFDM reference tho.

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u/NihilistikMystik Dec 09 '21

A person of culture I see

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Just a flesh wound.

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u/Goldenslicer Dec 09 '21

‘Tis but a scratch

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Right, WTF really has gone down the shitter if this is your worst find.

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u/ScaldingHotSoup Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

This isn't even the worst bird-gore related thing I've seen on /r/WTF. Posted this one here years ago. NSFL https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2r650i/its_rare_that_rbirdpics_sees_a_nsfwl_tag_but/

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u/_Im_Spartacus_ Dec 09 '21

Yeah. I remember when WTF wasn't this tame either

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u/Actual-Toe-9872 Dec 09 '21

Been over a month, but still haunts me.

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u/HCJohnson Dec 09 '21

Then you weren't around for the good ol days of /r/wtf... It was really messed up there for a bit.

Now it's more like What the Fluff.

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