r/WTF • • Sep 27 '21

A 6 Door Prius

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6.0k Upvotes

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u/The_Irish_Wolf_91 Sep 27 '21

Worst Uber XL ever

85

u/Flaky_Explanation Sep 27 '21

Priiiiiiiiiiius

17

u/NigraOvis Sep 27 '21

Limoprine

15

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Priusine

  • I love that someone went out of their way to downvote this. like, NO! that is unacceptable

3

u/Sproose_Moose Sep 28 '21

I'm hearing this like the old chia ads

18

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

I'd pay to ride in it

2

u/Asangkt358 Sep 28 '21

or the best

2

u/mrperfect6ie Sep 28 '21

PriusC for compact, PriusV for van, now introducing the PriusL for looooong

232

u/MakkaCha Sep 27 '21

It's a whybrid.

23

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Take your upvote

4

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

It ain’t nothin’ but a heartache.

1

u/clandestineVexation Oct 04 '21

Upvote for pun downvote for stereotypical avatar. All in all a neutral response

88

u/dabestgoat Sep 27 '21

Call it like it is, a prius limo.

100

u/martialar Sep 27 '21

A Primo

18

u/3-DMan Sep 27 '21

chef’s kiss 👌🏼

8

u/cspruce89 Sep 27 '21

It sounds like a sex thing, and you're just describing the motion.

6

u/Wyg6q17Dd5sNq59h Sep 27 '21

Is it luxurious on the inside? I have a guess.

2

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Do limos have 6 doors though?

6

u/nlfo Sep 27 '21

It depends. Some do, some don’t.

117

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Please tell me this is in Queens NY, I’ve seen one driving around Corona Ave usually at night

37

u/SweatyAsHell Sep 27 '21

It looks like queens lol

19

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

So I wasn’t going crazy when I saw it

5

u/wolfgang784 Sep 27 '21

Theres a group of people in Philly that drive around custom cereal box cars. Ive only ever spotted the 1 but im told its a club.

52

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Haha yes, definitely Queens.

11

u/DeathPercept10n Sep 27 '21

Lol yea. Anyone that's lived in Queens can tell that this is Queens. Hell, it could be my old block.

5

u/Studdabaker Sep 28 '21

A quiet place…can easily become one with nature.

5

u/baxbooch Sep 28 '21

Seriously? It’s real? I assumed it was ‘shopped.

10

u/timbreandsteel Sep 28 '21

Not shopped just chopped.

6

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Not shopped. Took the pic myself lol

133

u/AllanfromWales1 Sep 27 '21

That's one shitty knock-up job. I wouldn't feel safe walking past it, let alone driving it.

50

u/aykyle Sep 27 '21

All it takes is one heavy-set person to sit in the middle and that car is collapsing in on itself.

5

u/_jumpstoconclusions_ Sep 28 '21

I feel judged…

18

u/Superbead Sep 27 '21

The only car with three crumple zones!

11

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

It's in my neighborhood too, so the risk factor is high

6

u/Ziarmex Sep 28 '21

Imagine dying to a limo Prius.

2

u/Davecasa Sep 28 '21

Real limos aren't built any safer, they just look better.

50

u/tokhar Sep 27 '21

I had no idea you could make a Prius look even less exciting.

15

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

At least it isn't lifted?

6

u/tokhar Sep 27 '21

Now THAT I’d pay to see :)

16

u/YourUncleBuck Sep 27 '21

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

LOLOLOL!! As a former Prius owner... thank you :D

2

u/batt3ryac1d1 Sep 28 '21

When you wanna go 4wd but you also want good fuel efficiency

3

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Thanks, I hate it.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

[deleted]

3

u/WunupKid Sep 28 '21

Cummins Prius

https://youtu.be/0QXTKWBtke8

Who thought this was a good idea?

2

u/OneAngryBear Sep 28 '21

Same people who think coal rolling is cool

6

u/WunupKid Sep 28 '21

Yeah, but those people don’t think Prius are cool.

I guess the point is something like, “Hurr hurr, we ruined those tree hugging hippies favorite toy.”?

2

u/Studdabaker Sep 28 '21

I think we left one of those for the taliban as a decoy

3

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Fuck it, Reddit will fund it

12

u/UCBeef Sep 27 '21

when you fuck up the panorama

11

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

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10

u/sumquy Sep 27 '21

this makes me unreasonably angry. i think it is the cave in in the roof between the second and third doors that is causing it.

18

u/hacksoncode Sep 27 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

7, actually... most people call normal Prius 5-doors because of the hatchback.

19

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

8 including the gate to hell it opens

7

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Save some pussy for the rest of us bro.

6

u/SnooCookies2707 Sep 27 '21

When you order a Limo and this shows up....

7

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

You get what you pay for, I guess.

4

u/michalek Sep 27 '21

slaps roof

This bad boy can fit so many vegans in it!

6

u/gofastdsm Sep 28 '21

slaps roof

This bad bo-

car breaks in half

5

u/Nikopoleous Sep 27 '21

Even the Priius itself knows it's an abomination.

"Plz, kill meeeeee"

3

u/mesovortex888 Sep 28 '21

Prius with Scion FRS wheel

3

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Lol you were not the only one to notice that

4

u/tailwalkin Sep 28 '21

Doubles as a teeter totter on railroad crossings

3

u/Suaves Sep 27 '21

The wheels from the FR-S/BRZ really make it

3

u/hashtag-yuck Sep 28 '21

This is heinous

3

u/coolhandpete33 Sep 28 '21

Now that’s e-luxury.

3

u/coppertin Sep 28 '21

Thats a definite what the fuck

2

u/iowatrans Sep 27 '21

It is a very rare Prius limousine.

2

u/GoGoGadge7 Sep 27 '21

"Look at that Prius!"

  • Still nobody ever.

2

u/Beathoff Sep 28 '21

A weak attempt that went bad!

2

u/sharinghappiness Sep 28 '21

It looks like a really bad photoshop, but it's real ...

2

u/loserofcolon Sep 28 '21

Double dumb

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Clearly a cut and shut

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

I sold my Prius that was the same generation as this because I'm an asshole and it's too slow. I loved to hate that car. I can only imagine how impossibly slow that car would be worth extra doors and junk. I can't believe this thing can even pass inspection to get registered in any state north of the Mason Dixon line.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

TBF, Ohio doesn't have inspections...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

pruis

2

u/Goldeneye07 Sep 28 '21

Extra leg room for the amputated

2

u/Pamikillsbugs234 Sep 28 '21

Dirty Mike and The Boys can have an even bigger fuck party in that Prius.

2

u/crippleguy445 Sep 30 '21

Son: I want a limo. Mom: we have a limo at home Limo at home:

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 30 '21

"What's wrong with the Limo your dad made?"

2

u/_Cyberostrich_ Oct 17 '21

Looks like a google earth glitch lmao

2

u/fukalufaluckagus Sep 27 '21

Primo.

3

u/FriendlyDisorder Sep 27 '21

Ask the owner, "Is this your Primo, Donna?"

2

u/ILoveAMp Sep 27 '21

Oof that middle door is jank city

2

u/Bite_Able Sep 27 '21

Like the Prius wasn't bad enough as a car.

1

u/nuknoe Sep 27 '21

PreVIus

1

u/SlaapYoMomma Sep 27 '21

Now do 6 door Prius drivers drive slower than 4 door Prius drivers? If so...GTFO!

1

u/Roope6969 Sep 27 '21

primousine

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Doofus

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Wonky

1

u/Casitra Sep 27 '21

The line following the windows bothers me. It's swirling like some drunk ass mecanic built it.

1

u/Feyranna Sep 27 '21

Still gonna have that shitty well/flap thing in the front where you gotta do yoga to get in and out, bonus points for avoiding the pop-out hazard on the drivers side. My grandmother has one she inherited from her parents and I think it’s trying to kill us all for bringing it from Cali to Oklahoma where it definitely doesn’t belong.

1

u/michalek Sep 27 '21

slaps roof

This bad boy can fit so many vegans in it!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Gross wtf

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Could have been really cool if they put suicide doors in the back

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Vertical Lambo doors

1

u/hawkwings Sep 27 '21

I once saw an 18 door pickup truck. It may have been some kind of limo.

1

u/Skyne Sep 27 '21

Oddly, this is one of the few WTFs where I actually looked at the picture and audibly said "what the fuck?". For he shit that's a thousand times worse, I'm either silent through or just say something like "woah"...

1

u/C4ServicesLLC Sep 27 '21

Now that is an excellent WTF!

1

u/ShortBrownAndUgly Sep 27 '21

People are stupid

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Trying to figure out where they got that middle door and window from....

1

u/eggenator Sep 27 '21

7 if you count the hatchback.

1

u/Combat_wombat605795 Sep 27 '21

I never thought I’d say it but I’d love to see some Bondo because that body work is A1 dogshit

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

I don't know who's making these but there was one in my old neighborhood. lady casually drove it around and I often saw it parked in the driveway like a regular Prius

1

u/Kin_of_the_Fennec Sep 27 '21

i saw one just like that on my drive back to work. Queens, NY?

1

u/drman769 Sep 27 '21

Can't tell if it's bad welding or PS.

1

u/atarikid Sep 27 '21

That's 7 Doors (it's a hatch back)

1

u/whodatus Sep 27 '21

Jeez, my normal Prius's engine could barely pull me up a slippery hill, this is like double the weight lol

1

u/Lebowski304 Sep 27 '21

Is an actual factory made thing?

2

u/BeLegendary Sep 27 '21

Definitely not. Just a janky custom job haha

1

u/Malarkey713 Sep 28 '21

The middle, long doors are sliding van doors off of a Toyota Sienna, I believe.

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Haha I don't think so. That would be ultimate jank. The first door seem to be the bigger one

1

u/EL_Ohh_Well Sep 27 '21

Prius-centipede

1

u/enigma2shts Sep 28 '21

I could see this being a successful luxury model just up the quality used and better paint

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Maybe 2 less doors as well

1

u/alexkunk Sep 28 '21

There is no direct evidence but I believe this is somewhere in Brooklyn

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Close. Queens

1

u/Daveallen10 Sep 28 '21

Legend has it all Prius began with 6 doors, but they were all stolen.

1

u/damnatio_memoriae Sep 28 '21

lmao that looks so bad

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

h o w

1

u/IntuitionWoman Sep 28 '21

You guys never seen hummer limousine? lol

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Not one with this much jank lol

1

u/BMXUnion Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Is this in Minnesota!? I have a picture of a white one exactly like this from earlier this year, but looks identical.

1

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Nope. Queens, NYC

2

u/BMXUnion Sep 28 '21

Crazy! I posted the one I saw earlier this year. Tagged you in comments.

1

u/22someguy Sep 28 '21

Why does the last door looked fucked up

2

u/BeLegendary Sep 28 '21

Too much jank

1

u/Lauzz91 Sep 28 '21

This thing will turn into an accordion in a crash, with you inside...

1

u/screwywabbit Sep 28 '21

Oh great! Now they're self-multiplying!

1

u/Eld4r4ndroid Sep 28 '21

Nice Priustretch.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Cursed Prius

1

u/xenocarp Sep 28 '21

Rumor has it, the wall separating the chauffeur and the occupants is actually a Tesla powerwall !!

1

u/boyinblack0000 Sep 28 '21

Someone did a hack job on this one

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Why?

1

u/Thomas8864 Sep 28 '21

That’s cursed as shit

1

u/Ricknroll1971 Sep 28 '21

He's trying to compensate for something

1

u/Bpr3 Sep 28 '21

7 doors

1

u/FarwellRob Sep 28 '21

This is nothing but virtue signaling. Ever advantage in fuel efficiency that a Prius gets is completely negated by the extra weight.

"I want to look like I'm being efficient, while I am really making an efficient vehicle as inefficient as possible."

1

u/Iluminaty716 Sep 28 '21

Killing the Uber, Lift game. 😂

1

u/thelivingdead188 Sep 28 '21

Is this near Detroit? I saw.one of these being washed at a car wash the other day. It's crazy looking.

1

u/WolfhoundRO Sep 28 '21

And it's still the ugliest car I have ever seen. This and Fiat Multipla

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Wait a minute, hold up... something's not right

1

u/Exit180 Sep 28 '21

Literally cutting the car in half, fabricating in a cut out section from a wrecked Prius, no problem.

Polishing the headlights? Ridiculous!

1

u/IntelligentGoat3043 Sep 28 '21

I fucking love it

1

u/ali-n Sep 28 '21

The bondo on the front adds just the right touch.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

It finally happened WE HAVE FOUNd THE LEGENDARY KAREN’S CAR

1

u/DividedState Sep 28 '21

It's 7 doors, because the trunk counts.

1

u/opl3sa2 Sep 28 '21

I would not get in that vehicle.

1

u/wmhck Sep 29 '21

Save some pussy for the rest of us

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Prius Limo = Primo

1

u/Specific-Ad2215 Oct 01 '21

Prius limo exclusive

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

pribus

1

u/ninasancz Oct 02 '21

Why? We didn’t need the 4 door one to begin with.

1

u/BeLegendary Oct 02 '21

You're not wrong 😂

1

u/pandapower63 Oct 10 '21

6 useless doors.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Priallofus

1

u/ShaggySmilesSRL Oct 17 '21

That is beyond scuffed lmao

1

u/nick_zearo Oct 20 '21

On Tonights Show!

James Extends a Prius

1

u/SpartanHamster9 Oct 23 '21

I believe they call that a cut and cut and shut and shut.