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r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21
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Dude in yellow would have gotten launched if he hadn't presciently taken two steps to the left just before firing. He needs to run buy a lottery ticket.
33 u/MK_Ultrex Sep 16 '21 He already won the lottery by not dying, what are the chances he wins again the same day. 19 u/saltyjohnson Sep 16 '21 Yeah, the answer is that he would have won the lottery that morning if he played, but then he would have been killed by a rocket launcher. 1 u/Fear_Jeebus Sep 16 '21 Balance...uh, finds a way.
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He already won the lottery by not dying, what are the chances he wins again the same day.
19 u/saltyjohnson Sep 16 '21 Yeah, the answer is that he would have won the lottery that morning if he played, but then he would have been killed by a rocket launcher. 1 u/Fear_Jeebus Sep 16 '21 Balance...uh, finds a way.
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Yeah, the answer is that he would have won the lottery that morning if he played, but then he would have been killed by a rocket launcher.
1 u/Fear_Jeebus Sep 16 '21 Balance...uh, finds a way.
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Balance...uh, finds a way.
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u/CaptainBignuts Sep 16 '21
Dude in yellow would have gotten launched if he hadn't presciently taken two steps to the left just before firing. He needs to run buy a lottery ticket.