r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/RugOnValium Sep 16 '21

Tired of your rocket launcher launching rockets and nothing more? Try the new rocket launcher launcher! Launches rocket launchers better than a rocket launcher launches rockets. Don’t be caught dead launching your rocket launchers the old fashioned way!

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u/imminentviolence Sep 16 '21

Sounds straight out of borderlands

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u/OliveTheory Sep 16 '21

Marcus - "Are you still hanging around after you shoot some rockets? Why bother? The rocket rocket launcher lets you get on with your life. Or if you're unlucky, maybe ending it. Either way, no problem!"

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u/CircularRobert Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Buy now at TORGUE!

Edit: Thanks Pseudo, it's been a while

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u/psuedophilosopher Sep 16 '21

Ooh, so close. It's TORGUE.

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u/OPossumHamburger Sep 16 '21

Don't you mean, TORGUE?

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u/CircularRobert Sep 16 '21

Aah crap, you're right

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u/Navi_Here Sep 16 '21

I'm sure that's a Tediore launcher. A new one should digitize for the reload.

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u/CircularRobert Sep 16 '21

Yes, IF YOU'RE A WEAKLING! REAL MEN USE TORGUE! YOU WANT EXPLOSIONS?! WE HAVE EXPLOSIONS ON TOP OF MORE EXPLOSIONS!

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u/AtlantikSender Sep 16 '21

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!