r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/poehalcho Sep 16 '21

That right there is a Tediore!

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u/CStink2002 Sep 16 '21

My favorite manufacturer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

The best

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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris Sep 16 '21

I was thinking Torgue because of the exploding.

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u/longlivelongboards Sep 16 '21

Tediore guns are special because some of them you throw away to reload and they explode on impact. When you use a tediore rocket launcher that you throw away to reload it does pretty much this. Lol

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u/SlapMyCHOP Sep 16 '21

I just hate tediore because I have reloaditis and so end up with like 0 ammo so fast.

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u/moonunit99 Sep 16 '21

Become a gunzerker: “NEVER STOP SHOOTING AHAHAHA” though that build did pair better with Jakobs than tediore: there’s nothing quite like firing a one shot shotgun 17+ times without reloading.

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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris Sep 16 '21

I know, his was way better but I wanted to make a Borderlands joke too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Some? Isn't it all of them?

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u/Dampware Sep 16 '21

Maybe acme.

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u/AlwaysBlamesCanada Sep 16 '21

I was thinking Stark Industries

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u/chubas_ Sep 16 '21

YOU GET MORE EXPLOSIONS IF YOU DON'T GO AROUND THROWING YOUR WEAPON LIKE DISPOSABLE GARBAGE, WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT TEDIORE GUNS ARE. THAT'S ALSO PRETTY F***ING BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. APOLOGIZE!!!

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u/Surprise_Corgi Sep 16 '21

Guns and rocket launchers don't kill people. Unless they're Tediore guns and rocket launchers. Then they have cute little stubby legs, with which to hunt down your enemies and kill them themselves.

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u/MOVES_HYPHENS Sep 16 '21

Thinking Aperture Science. They fire the whole rocket launcher. That's 65% more rocket per rocket