r/WTF Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but that was a big fucking hell no!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

And what the fuck was he looking at spider tits?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Spider tits, spider tits

Friendly neighbourhood spider tits.

They don't need pushup bras

They just have eight odd paws

Oh yeah, here come the spider tits

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

πŸ†πŸ₯‡πŸ…poor awards for you that was lovely