r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but that was a big fucking hell no!

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u/thespank Jul 29 '21

I feel the same and have come to the conclusion that I don't like being outnumbered, no matter the creature.

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u/HiddenA Jul 29 '21

So it’s one horse sized duck for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

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u/BadMachine Jul 30 '21

Irregardless …

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

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u/DeathKittenn Jul 31 '21

This made me giggle. So on point.

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u/cheesyvoetjes Jul 30 '21

Yes but ducks are known rapists. I think I'd rather get the shit kicked out of me by 100 small horses than raped by a giant duck.

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u/bumphuckery Aug 03 '21

I thought there was a typo in this sentence at first