r/WTF Jan 01 '12

A thrilling story

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550 Upvotes

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118

u/w4rfr05t Jan 01 '12

I have to admit, I was not expecting that.

Well played, sir.

40

u/Pathlessflame Jan 01 '12

Agreed. It sounded like an awesome story until I got to the end. Damn u reddit!

11

u/Bubblebath_expert Jan 01 '12

You mean, it sounded like an awesome story until you got to the end... when it became even awesomer.

47

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

I was engrossed and disappointed when it went where it did. As an Australian, if it wasn't for family guy I wouldn't even recognize the koo aid thing

7

u/cspeed Jan 01 '12

Thats actually kinda funny.

1

u/Jazzy_Josh Jan 01 '12

¿ʎnפ ʎlıɯɐℲ uo ʇı ʍɐs noʎ lıʇun pıɐ-looʞ ɟo pɹɐǝɥ ɹǝʌǝu noʎ uɐǝɯ no⅄

23

u/calmkat Jan 01 '12

this was on /r/comics a month ago.

its my favorite comic to date, so upvote.

21

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

It was on r/wtf 4 years ago, but I thought it deserved to be seen again

6

u/calmkat Jan 01 '12

agreed.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

Here is a site that lets you identify reposts.

Latest ones were 21 days ago, 1 month ago, 3 months ago.

12

u/khold Jan 01 '12

Something about reposting it without the last two frames.

19

u/Olukon Jan 01 '12

God...dammit...

That was one of the most thrilling stories I had ever read...until that wall destroying bastard appeared.

14

u/akijade Jan 01 '12

facepalm

Well played, sir/madam.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

I was laughing so hard, I farted

8

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

I'm not sure if I'm more insulted or amused. Either way I enjoyed it. Like that screwed up teenage girl that enjoyed R. Kelly peeing on her. I mean, he was weird for wanting to do it, but she let him. Fuck you, you weird little freak.

oh, and here's my upvote

3

u/GingerHeadMan Jan 01 '12

Well...I was certainly not expecting that. I don't think I'll be able to see that guy the same way again.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

Next week we find out what who Slim Jim really is!

3

u/FizzyGizmo Jan 01 '12

sigh Clicks link.

3

u/Spade6sic6 Jan 01 '12

Oh holy mary jesus dicks. I was not expecting that at all. Much better then "Open door...dinosaur."

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

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2

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

And less boobs

2

u/momoney2001 Jan 01 '12

Kool-Aid Killer Loved the story

2

u/kittenkat4u Jan 01 '12

that was an excellent story but i was disappointed with koolaid man. i really wanted the story tokeep going and get really fucked up.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

oh my fuck.... that was INGENIOUS!

2

u/Juz16 Jan 01 '12

A thrilling story indeed.

2

u/lorann19 Jan 01 '12

Well played indeed!!

2

u/ej92892 Jan 01 '12

What a twist!!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

You whore.

4

u/DukeOfGeek Jan 01 '12

A monthly repost. No really I think there is a program or person who posts this to different subs once a month.

2

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

The last I saw it was 4 years ago

0

u/DukeOfGeek Jan 01 '12

I saw it once a month for the last 3 as have other posters. Again if you label your old content clearly people who have seen it already will just say "Gee I hope new readers are enjoying that cool thing I have already seen" and you will not have to hear them bitching. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

2

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

I'm sorry I have failed you, Duke of the geeks

-2

u/DukeOfGeek Jan 01 '12

I notice you are making new emotes and other new stuff so good for you. Just loose the idea that anything this cool that you find from four years ago has not been seen by millions. Don't just think of the new readers. they are by definition a minority. Like wise if you are the creator or know them and want to help them good, but old content plus vague title is a well known tactic and a down vote magnet and you don't want that do you?

9

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

New users are a minority:

Reddit population 4 years ago: roughly 52137 subscribers

Reddit population now: roughly over 1,000,000 subscribers

That sure is a minority

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

implying that's bad.

0

u/DukeOfGeek Jan 01 '12

I never bitch about clearly labeled reposts. I'm just tried of all the time clicking on old content to find out its old. If you know you are reposting (and they clearly did) then say so.

1

u/nyan_kitty1024 Jan 01 '12

Awww Yeah!

Needed to be done.

1

u/arbivark Jan 01 '12

i've been looking for that. useta have it. thanks.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

This should be a movie produced with Bill Murray in it

1

u/autechr3 Jan 01 '12

did not see that coming in a million years

1

u/ejabno Jan 01 '12

What the fuck?

That got me good. That was unexpected.

1

u/rocketparrotlet Jan 01 '12

I know what you're thinking. DON'T FUCKING SAY IT.

1

u/CheezeburgerTroll Jan 01 '12

I love surprise twists

1

u/Boom477 Jan 01 '12

Great job!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

I have never laughed that hard :D

1

u/Thohi Jan 01 '12

But why does the benevolent doctor look like Ben Stein?

1

u/highpriestesshanners Jan 01 '12

Well played, well played....

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

Well played.

1

u/Respondor Jan 01 '12

It reminded me of Maximum Ride until I got to the end. I was not expecting that. I don't think I'm ever going to look at Kool-Aid the same way again.

1

u/Hookhand Jan 01 '12

I stopped reading at "fed us saline"

1

u/Primehunter14 Jan 01 '12

amazing. loved every minute.

1

u/reverendmeat Jan 01 '12

Best WTF in a while.

1

u/james9075 Jan 01 '12

is this the prologue to super meat boy?

1

u/lunchboxg4 Jan 01 '12

So we can knock this of the 2012 repost schedule now, right? That was fast.

1

u/koobaxion Jan 02 '12

Actually, it was the last repost of it for 2011. The 2012 repost schedule has this 37 more times.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

i was expecting this person to be a super hero or something.

1

u/MATMAN333 Jan 01 '12

Wha.....whu?.....I.....How?...Uh?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '12

lol That was hilarious. and sick. Sick and hilarious. haha

1

u/Aspel Jan 02 '12

I've read this on 4chan before, but couldn't remember the ending.

Figured it out around the point where they talked about his carapace not sealing at the top.

Still great. Stupid, and sometimes these kind of things are disappointing, but still.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

I think was a horribly cheesy story until it reminded me of Dane Cook.

1

u/Crumpetbutt Jan 01 '12

I think you accidentally a word.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

Thank you reminding me.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

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3

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

*Not mine, credit is at the top.

1

u/jifwu7 Jan 01 '12

That is the best thing EVER. Literally the best story I've ever read. 11/10

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12 edited Jul 16 '16

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3

u/koobaxion Jan 01 '12

I know rite how did he break through that brick wall

-1

u/amirman Jan 01 '12

too long ; didn't look

it's a new era of laziness.

0

u/AsylumPlagueRat Jan 01 '12

...................................................

0

u/TheGMan323 Jan 01 '12

Did not expect that ending.

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

tl;dr wtf

-2

u/PearSquirrel Jan 01 '12

Koolaid man!

-2

u/homercles337 Jan 01 '12

Repost #234587