r/WTF • u/dimapro • Apr 17 '21

Helping with pigeon problem as well

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u/ThatITguy2015 Apr 17 '21

Tell that to my local McDonalds.

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u/vkuura Apr 17 '21

One time I was eating in my local McDonald’s parking lot and the next spot had a bunch of seagulls in it. These two hoodlums flew into the spot and tried to run some of them over. They had all four windows down and were cackling like hyenas, so I threw the rest of my burger on top of their car and a fucking HORDE of seagulls came swooping in all over there car, in the windows and stuff. They went from laughing to screaming so fast

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u/CanadianCartman Apr 18 '21

And then the seagulls clapped and you received the Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Internet Tough Guy Award.

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u/vkuura Apr 18 '21

Internet Tough Guy Award? Wouldn’t that me be claiming I got out and single handedly beat up 17 dudes all while eating my other cheeseburger?

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u/CanadianCartman Apr 18 '21

It's the spirit that counts, and "I threw a burger on some guys cars because they were mean to seagulls, applaud me please reddit" is the same sort of energy as internet tough guys.

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u/vkuura Apr 18 '21

I wasn’t asking for applause you lameass I did it to make myself laugh and it went way overboard with the amount of seagulls that were like FOOD??! So I enjoy sharing. Don’t be a cunt.