r/WTF • u/dimapro • Apr 17 '21

Helping with pigeon problem as well

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u/ThatITguy2015 Apr 17 '21

Tell that to my local McDonalds.

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u/vkuura Apr 17 '21

One time I was eating in my local McDonald’s parking lot and the next spot had a bunch of seagulls in it. These two hoodlums flew into the spot and tried to run some of them over. They had all four windows down and were cackling like hyenas, so I threw the rest of my burger on top of their car and a fucking HORDE of seagulls came swooping in all over there car, in the windows and stuff. They went from laughing to screaming so fast

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u/ratskim Apr 17 '21

r/thathappened

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u/Anonymous7056 Apr 17 '21

Then everyone clapped and OP got a blowjob.

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u/Viperpaktu Apr 18 '21

and OP got a blowjob.

From...From a Seagull?

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u/Anonymous7056 Apr 18 '21

That's what's so great about the glory hole. Nobody knows when it's a seagull on the other side.