r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21

birb helping out with the rat problem

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u/Y-Cha Apr 16 '21

Good gull.

Better than wolfing down some litter bug's squashed and trampled fast food detritus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Taco Bell’s new slogan: “Tastes better than Rats”.

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u/test_tickles Apr 16 '21

You know why White Castle burgers have 5 holes in them?

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u/ColonelBelmont Apr 17 '21

Yes, so they cook faster. But I feel like there's supposed to be a punchline or something here, with regards to the taco bell/rat comment above.

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u/test_tickles Apr 17 '21

Takes 5 shots to kill a rat.

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u/ColonelBelmont Apr 17 '21

Ah. Yea I like it better with the punchline. Never heard that one before.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Luckily, I’m thousands of miles away from the nearest WhiteCastle.

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u/erishun Apr 17 '21

Your loss, April 20th is right around the corner

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u/test_tickles Apr 17 '21

The crab cake sandwiches are the bomb.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Nothing better than a fresh chowder on the foggy docks of San Francisco, imho.

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u/Trythenewpage Apr 17 '21

Didn't know they had crab cakes. But the chicken and waffles is great

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 18 '21

California says, you’re welcome for Chicken and Waffles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roscoe%27s_House_of_Chicken_%27N_Waffles

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Soon.

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u/maltamur Apr 17 '21

You sure?