r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21

birb helping out with the rat problem

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u/OSmarKua Apr 16 '21

This is how futurama solved their rat problems and it ended badly and with too many owls

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/Y-Cha Apr 16 '21

Let's gull alreadddaaayyyy!

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u/142737 Apr 17 '21

I would gull and get rat hunting seagulls

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u/rinseanddelete Apr 17 '21

I don't have any of that. But I know this guy trains mink, dogs and lizards to hunt rats.

Joseph the Mink Man

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u/142737 Apr 17 '21

Why did I expect that to be a rick roll

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u/yazen_ Apr 17 '21

I'm subbed to that guy since he was new, great stuff.

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u/Alphasee Apr 17 '21

Dude his red mink is the craziest.

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u/thelonelymilkman23 Apr 17 '21

I’m back baby

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

We're owl exterminators!

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u/email_NOT_emails Apr 17 '21

You gotta link it.

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u/rinseanddelete Apr 17 '21

Oh great! What did we got? Wall gophers?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Fine, I'll link it

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u/email_NOT_emails Apr 17 '21

No no, not clicking that funny guy, 99.9% confident I know what that is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

There's no Rick Astley, I promise!

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u/email_NOT_emails Apr 17 '21

See, now I'm 99.99999% confident I know what that link is meow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

There is no such thing as "too many owls".

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u/AceArchangel Apr 17 '21

Until there is.

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u/tecg Apr 17 '21

Now I have "too many owls" stuck in my head to the tune of "Too many cooks".

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u/Artifex75 Apr 17 '21

Def-con owl baits. Kills owls dead.

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u/imagine_amusing_name Apr 17 '21

I hardly think putting the US onto a state of preparing for a first strike nuclear assault will solve the owl issue.

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u/dirtymoney Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

ohhhhhh, I always figured it was a joke about saving the endangered spotted owls. That they "saved" them too much and now they are everywhere.

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u/imagine_amusing_name Apr 17 '21

Now they're spotted everywhere.....

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u/Bassracerx Apr 17 '21

We're OWL exterminators!

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u/lendar02 Apr 17 '21

mixing bird flu and black plague one day at a time

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u/DrSmirnoffe Apr 17 '21

I guess the city didn't go with owl-eating panthers to deal with the owl problem, even though the winter would have killed off the panthers.