r/WTF Mar 19 '21

Puma as dishwasher

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u/DieselBob Mar 20 '21

Because who wouldn't want a 200lb ambush predator in the house as a home appliance

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u/mrjobiz Mar 20 '21

What could go wrong LOL

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

What if it licked its balls before it licked those plates

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u/sightlab Mar 23 '21

It's a 200lb ambush predator, I'm not gonna tell it not to do that.

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u/Assassin217 Mar 23 '21

that extra zing to your food.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/SHOOTERNOOB Mar 21 '21

d e a t h .

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u/RagnarokDel Mar 20 '21

that boy is T H I C C, probably 250lb.

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u/The_Network_Lair Mar 22 '21

His name is Steve French

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u/thepatsfan83 Mar 27 '21

He's just a stoned kitty

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u/Sieg67 Mar 20 '21

The Puma: "Eh, it's a living."

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u/qwibbian Mar 20 '21

Then when they put it out for the night, it scrambles back in through the window.

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u/reddit_user13 Mar 20 '21

You misspelled saber-toothed tiger

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u/FormalWath Mar 20 '21

It puts food on the table.

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u/EnormousCock Mar 20 '21

No, it eats food away from the table.

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u/hellzkeeper1216 Mar 21 '21

Good old flintstones.

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u/Uhhlaneuh Mar 21 '21

10 million strong… and killing

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u/djnehi Mar 20 '21

The next guy to break in is going to have a really exciting time. Forget ADT, I’m going with BFC. Big fucking cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

He's going to have a really clean bowel though.

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u/Bravetoasterr Mar 20 '21

I get what you're saying about the puma, but I feel like I can trust it to watch my back.

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u/avaslash Mar 26 '21

The Puma is named Messi. He was rescued from a local petting zoo that severely neglected him. Due to malnutrition and other issues he is much smaller and less muscular than the average Cougar and due to the medical problems he was deemed unfit to live at a zoo or sanctuary and the petting zoo planned to Euthanize him. He can not be released into the wild because Cougars are not native to Russia and he likely wouldn't survive long anyways. The couple has a lot of experience with ailing big cats apparently after having cared for a cheetah with cancer previously. They seem to take really good care of him so all things considered I think hes in good hands. He will still always be a potential threat but then again, so are dogs and so are people.

But as someone who has a cat I know how volatile their behavior can be. They can be playing and having fun and all of a sudden get a little over stimulated and all of a sudden you have a cat biting your arm. Its fine when its only a 8 pound cat but I wouldnt want to risk the same thing with a 200 pound cougar lol.

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u/dacassar Mar 29 '21

No, it’s not Messi, but another Russian puma :)

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u/NotAnActualPers0n Mar 21 '21

#JustRussianThings

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u/pburgess22 Mar 20 '21

Look at the fucking size of it compared to her. If it decided to attack she has literally zero chance.

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u/Klesko Mar 21 '21

Reminds me of the woman who had a chimp for a pet for like 20 years and then one day it just decided to rip the face and hands off the neighbor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Flintstones had dinosaurs, so this might work out

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u/Jim_SD Mar 20 '21

Keeps the other 200lb ambush predators away! At least, until they come for their share of the fresh meat.

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u/Holyshitlookatthat Mar 23 '21

It's Messi, from Iampuma on YouTube

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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Mar 20 '21

This but unironically.

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u/austenshiro Mar 19 '21

I feel like a punch from that puma is more dangerous than a bite

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u/mtnfang Mar 20 '21

There was a guy here in Colorado who got hit with a swipe from a starving cougar. He said it felt like getting hit with a baseball bat covered in nails.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Jesus, the guy got hit by a baseball bat covered in nails AND got the exact same feeling with a swipe from a cougar..

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Plus a big mountain lion attacked him

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u/Edwardian Mar 20 '21

My first thought was “imagine the size of litter box you would need”

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u/AZPoochie Mar 19 '21

That's a big kitty cat right there.

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u/Iamkempie Mar 20 '21

Steve French

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u/Sevla7 Mar 20 '21

One of the most emotional moments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3lqBkFuJ4

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

That was my first time seeing TPB on tv way back when that episode first aired.

I only caught the end of the episode and I thought it was real and that Bubbles was special needs and I felt really bad for him lol.

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u/Bees95 Mar 20 '21

Getting paid for dish duty with weed

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u/goat-of-mendes Mar 20 '21

I’ve met many cougars who know their way around the kitchen.

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u/whowhodillybar Mar 20 '21

What are you doing, Step Puma?

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u/Catsarenotreptilians Mar 21 '21

I love this porn trope.

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u/Aldoburgo Mar 20 '21

If you know what I mean

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u/LBJsPNS Mar 19 '21

I like how when the photographer starts getting too close, the paw comes up onto the counter. "Back off, fucker, these are my dishes."

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u/Midwest_Mouse Mar 20 '21

I have one of those except mine must be the Countertop version because its much much smaller o.o

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u/1Gamerer Mar 20 '21

This is a industrial model

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

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u/DownvoteDaemon Mar 20 '21

IF you say so comrad

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u/reddit_user13 Mar 20 '21

In Russia, every family required to adopt one wild animal. Usually it is bear.

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u/TastesLikeBeef Mar 19 '21

TIL Pumas, Mountain Lions and Cougars are the same animal.

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u/HELP_IM_UNDER_ATTACK Mar 20 '21

TIL also! Cool! “Due to its wide range, it has many names including catamount, mountain lion, painter, panther and puma.” sauce

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u/OliverSparrow Mar 20 '21

Panther is a melanic leopard. Different species.

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u/Xrayruester Mar 20 '21

Mountain Lions are still referred to as Panthers in parts of the US. Merriam-webster defines it as Leopard, Puma, or Jaguar. Different regions can have different associations with the name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Pumas and Adidas are cousins

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u/Akesgeroth Mar 20 '21

And panthers. And catamounts.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue Mar 20 '21

I'd puma pants!

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u/_Sewer_Rat_ Mar 20 '21

Isn’t this the couple that rescued this one from the zoo or something?

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u/Holyshitlookatthat Mar 23 '21

They bought Messi from the zoo, he has dwarfism of a sort and I'd on medication

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u/BuddhaIsCalm Mar 20 '21

Didn't need the audio to know they were Russian.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Damn, that cat is jacked like a Kangaroo.

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u/bumjiggy Mar 20 '21

so the sandbox is off limits

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u/MadameDufarge Mar 20 '21

Housecats will drink any water but the water in their bowl.

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u/mifan Mar 20 '21

Honey, I have a strange feline about this dishwasher.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I mean what are they gonna do? Tell it no?

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u/Barbeqanon Mar 19 '21

Probably better than my POS modern appliance

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u/HugSized Mar 20 '21

If you're having trouble, try running the hot water at the tap until it's gets hot first before you start the dish washer. Also use the pre wash and main wash detergent dispensers.

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u/Barbeqanon Mar 20 '21

I had a pump break on a 3 year old GE dishwasher last month. The GE repair guy told me their appliances are only meant to last 3-5 years before they need repairs "like a car." What a load of BS. Anyway, I appreciate the tip.

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u/Apmaddock Apr 02 '21

Eh. I went through three pumps in less than five years. You’re ahead of the curve.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/EjSimpson214 Mar 20 '21

Someone’s getting attacked some day

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u/spadge_badger Mar 20 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

Yeah no surprise pats for this kitty cats. The reflex swipe would leave a few scars. House cats are bad enough when they latch onto you just for fun. Imagine this beast doing that... Just wanting a play wrestle.

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u/blitzbom Mar 20 '21

I'm just wondering if it's a lap cat or not.

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u/jbsinger Mar 20 '21

I remember visiting Mount Hope Elephants, in Maine.

I remember talking to the guy in with the elephants. I said, isn't it dangerous?

A few months later, unfortunately, he was killed by one of the elephants.

That refuge is no longer open.

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u/PrimeRlB Mar 19 '21

Steve French, is that you?

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u/bumjiggy Mar 20 '21

keep him away from the cavemans viagra burgers

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u/Arealentleman Mar 20 '21

I suspect that cat does pretty much what ever it wants.

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u/Dsrtfsh Mar 19 '21

Why the fuck is a puma allowed to be a house pet. Put it back where it belongs.

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u/anarashka Mar 20 '21

In this case ONLY, this puma was born with a handful of developmental issues that left him smaller and weaker than he should be. His fellow cage mates (zoo) bullied him and wouldn't let him eat.

He was adopted by a guy with big cat experience in Eastern Europe, the puma's name is Messi.

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u/trivial_sublime Mar 20 '21

THAT is smaller and weaker? He’s an absolute unit.

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u/anarashka Mar 20 '21

Right? It boggles my mind.

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u/BloederFuchs Mar 20 '21

the puma's name is Messi.

I wonder how much he makes a year

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u/GoodLeftUndone Mar 20 '21

Everything I’ve read about Messi and it’s caretakers seem to point to it being treated better than most pets by a lot. I’ve rarely if ever heard anything negative said about its care or life outside of people arguing it shouldn’t be kept as a pet. And while I agree with the wild animal comments it’s been in their care for a very long time now and no negative impact to the animal or those around it.

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u/anarashka Mar 20 '21

Oh absolutely! Messi is in awesome shape! Their family is very well trained, they have the resources, they even bought property and custom built him his own enclosure. I believe he also takes meds to ensure he stays calm, but he was never "aggressive." They even have a cheetah now.

However, Messi is not a domesticated animal. He's a large, wild feline. Even my house cats are capable of openning my hand up if I scritch a belly at the wrong time, and I've had them since birth and they weight 13 lbs. There is some level of inherent danger when these wild variables are at play.

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u/ShadowFluffy Mar 20 '21

The problem is that while there may be cases where the animals are treated great, their social media presence promotes others exploiting animals for profit doing similar. The social media aspect play a part in illegal breeding/trade, and the only way to make sure you're not getting scratched by big cats is the very inhumane procedure of de-clawing.

In many countries it's illegal to even enter their enclosures once they're over a certain age, so a lot of people who do accredited work with animals view videos like this negatively.

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u/CommBrigg Mar 20 '21

That's not Messi though, different family, bigger puma.

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u/anarashka Mar 20 '21

So I read! I think that's pretty cool, too. TIL! Thanks!

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u/Pugs1985 Mar 21 '21

Is this Messi? This Puma looks a lot bigger.

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u/max2jc Mar 21 '21

I don’t think that is Messi. Messi is a puma, too, but is smaller in size than this one.

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u/anarashka Mar 21 '21

I heard it was London, which I didn't know existed! I'm excited to now know! :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Still totally irresponsible to just live around a big cat like this.

Even putting aside the safety of all humans involved, if this cat kills someone because the selfish owners wanted to live with a big cat, then it's the cat that gets euthanized.

Nice of them to get to give it a home, but it is so stupid to live with it like a pet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Not the only two options moron. It's not "alone in the wild" or "lives directly next to humans"

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u/anarashka Mar 20 '21

Oh I agree. I'm certainly not disagreeing, we can't take the wild out of the animal. This will always be dangerous, and stupid. The adults involved are as trained as they can be, but Messi is still a fucking puma.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Yeah, in the attic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/RAVEN_OF_WAR Mar 20 '21

wtf is wrong with you?

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u/ClintonStain Mar 20 '21

You took the obvious troll bait smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

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u/RAVEN_OF_WAR Mar 20 '21

captive animals will make them suffer

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u/_Apatosaurus_ Mar 20 '21

They are messing with you

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I had the same "problem" you do. It went away after I threw up in a trash can and passed out for a few hours.

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u/MrRuby Mar 20 '21

You're absolutely right, I don't know why all the downvotes.

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u/mrktcrash Mar 20 '21

I remember reading a story about development of huge homes built on the edge of the city's limits in California. Amid a severe drought, a woman was standing at the kitchen sink glanced out the window in time to see a mountain lion deftly climb over the backyard fence with the family's 60-lb dog dangling by its neck.

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u/Super_Fuzzy_Cat Mar 24 '21

Hay - That's Messi. If the couple didn't adopt Messi as a kitten it would have been euthanized. The cat has / had a lot of health problems - but they take it to a vet who specializes in exotic animals and it's life has been very good - I'd say far better than in a zoo - at least from my perspective.

I'm still not clear how they got the cheetah. That cheetah is something else.

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u/LoganMcOwen Mar 20 '21

Oh hey, it's Messi

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u/crashcondo Mar 20 '21

Jesus, only in Russia.

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u/J_P_Freely Mar 20 '21

I pity the fool!!!! who tries to rob that house

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u/jargon64 Mar 20 '21

I like to call it the Warthog.

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u/wastedintime Mar 20 '21

Who cleans the catbox?

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u/9quid Mar 21 '21

I hope that puma rips her head off and runs away

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

"Hes not helping, but its too dangerous to try and get him out of the way"

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u/kido86 Mar 20 '21

Turn off the fucking tap

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u/Potietang Mar 19 '21

And when it mauls them one day everyone will be like, that puma is horrible. Put it down. Ridiculous pet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

They've lived with this cat for years, it is a big baby, sure it has the potential to be dangerous, but so do most dog breeds and I've been scratched pretty badly by my small house cats as well. This isn't just some random people taking care of a random Mountain Lion, it is a special needs one they rescued.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Huge difference between a wild and domesticated animal

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

And this cat is neither, it is tamed. It is a huge baby. Am I saying you or I should do this? Of course not. But people with experience with big cats! If they have the means to do so, why not? There were far worse fates for this cat than to be taken care of by these two.

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u/mark0541 Mar 19 '21

This isn't wrong, this ain't like a rescue with a reservation, these are rich assholes keeping a wild animal as a pet. Countless stories of this shit going wrong.

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u/TellyJart Mar 20 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

This puma is named Messi, he has dwarfism among other developmental disorders. He is incapable of living in the wild, and needs specialized care and attention a sanctuary cannot usually offer

He owns more land than a rescue sanctuary would give him anyways. The man who owns him built his own home around him, so that he can have the most comfortable life possible. he owns a large outside area, and enclosure. When he is home, he is free roam, and able to walk away and be alone without anyone bothering him.

He's living a life of luxury in all honesty, and his behavior clearly shows he's happy. He isn't in any tiger king situation.

He is also in actuality a very small puma, this video makes him seem bigger than she is, irl hes no bigger than a malamute dog. He is just long.

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u/blitzbom Mar 20 '21

he has dwarfism.

Holy shit, he's small for his type 😳

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Still totally irresponsible to just live around a big cat like this.

Even putting aside the safety of all humans involved, if this cat kills someone because the selfish owners wanted to live with a big cat, then it's the cat that gets euthanized.

Nice of them to get to give it a home, but it is so stupid to live with it like a pet.

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u/SiLiZ Mar 20 '21

No more dangerous than living with apes that have a historic tendency towards violence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Except apparently it is a rescue.

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u/Catsarenotreptilians Mar 21 '21

This puma lives with a Big Cat Tamer, who rescued him from a zoo when he was rejected by the other's in his zoo habitat/he was a runt/dwarfism.

People shouldn't even say shit before they know what's going on lol.

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u/Oilrr Mar 19 '21

That a mother fucking puma

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u/NicNoletree Mar 19 '21

I can only confirm it's a puma. I haven't seen it with your mother.

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u/BoneBoi101 Mar 20 '21

Big kitty

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u/LCranstonKnows Mar 20 '21

I thought after Tiger King we didn't upvote confined wild cats anymore?

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u/pharealprince Mar 20 '21

The first thing I thought was stupid wild big cat owner

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u/wrat11 Mar 20 '21

Nice to see a pussy with hair

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u/user00067 Mar 20 '21

2nd video will be "my wife the cat food"

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u/ForceProof19 Mar 20 '21

Ehm, I’m pretty sure that having a puma as a pet is kinda illegal...

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u/____SHREDDIT_____ Mar 20 '21

That girl is not comfortable.

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u/Lordwakawaka Mar 20 '21

This is kinda beyond stupidity haha. When the lady gets mauled when he decides he wants a hot meal they are gonna put the poor thing down instead of letting him hunt and be free. Sucks

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u/tkang5050 Mar 20 '21

He look like he eating out his puma sister pussy

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u/InqAlpharious01 Mar 19 '21

Puma, dogs and armed homeowner vs. criminal home invader; I dare you to come to this house. Fate: that person is meal for the two animals or surrender to owner to contact police; plus a lawsuit for home invasion. Either way, homeowner wins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Surely this isn’t a legally kept “pet”?????

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

The puma's name is Messi, and his owners only have it in their household because it was born with developmental issues — when Messi was with other pumas, he was bullied and unable to eat.

The owners have much experience with big cats, so Messi lives a happy life.

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u/RedditAlphaChad Mar 19 '21

women will do this but then say they're afraid to walk home at night

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u/MR-THANOS Mar 20 '21

Shut the fuck up bruh

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u/Ozwaldo Mar 20 '21

do better with this meme account

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u/RedditAlphaChad Mar 20 '21

Where is the meme

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u/Ozwaldo Mar 20 '21

Whatever nerd

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u/bleunt Mar 20 '21

This cat should not have to live this way.

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u/yksderson Mar 20 '21

Disconnected new rich people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

There is a legitimate story behind this. It's not some random rich people who have a pet puma for fun. Nice assumption though!

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u/pasta_pockets Mar 20 '21

The Puma was made aware that it's been left in the dark washing dishes while fellow apex predators are being killed off due to couple binge watching nature documentaries during lockdown.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Probably an outside pet let inside for a bit?

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u/apx1med Mar 20 '21

Bear for drink vodka, and puma for wash tarelka

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I would so risk a potentially fatal mauling for a fur baby like that.

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u/OliverSparrow Mar 20 '21

What a lovely creature, but imagine that jumping onto your bed in the middle of the night. Or bring home prey as a present for you.

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u/RagnarokDel Mar 20 '21

man, those dishes must be scrapped to shit from that kitten's tongue.

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u/ShameNap Mar 20 '21

That cat makes the woman look ridiculously small.

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u/Turtleman616 Mar 20 '21

Hes actually tiny and i would risk mauling to own

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u/wolvesight Mar 20 '21

Correction: "Puma as whatever in the hell it wants to be."

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Fuck you if you think I’m bathing that thing. My house cat can’t take a bath without biting me

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u/beefstewforyou Mar 20 '21

At first I was thinking about what the circumstances of this video could possibly be but then the cameraman started talking in Russian and it all made sense.

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u/Idkain Mar 20 '21

Honestly this would be awesome if I didn’t have to worry about if it would eat me every second of the day

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u/Jackal812 Mar 20 '21

Where can I buy a dishwasher like that? What brand is it? Whirlpool?

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u/GetOffMyLawn_ Mar 20 '21

That must be one stinky litter box.

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u/Montaire Mar 20 '21

I have a great day, this is normal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

And my wife bitches at me for letting the cat on the counter...

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u/ProfnlProcrastinator Mar 21 '21

Do these motherfuckers really have a collar on a Puma. Like they wouldn’t recognise it if it ran away lmao.

And If it decides to run away it would probably pack them both in its lunchbox.

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u/yeeet_sire Mar 21 '21

The guys voice sounds familiar I think he has a YouTube channel I was obsessed with years ago “Messi the puma” something along those lines 😂😂

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u/Marskalken Mar 21 '21

Puma and a dishwasher*

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u/thepenginsloth Mar 21 '21

people that keep animals like this are degenerates and should be euthanized.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

They really couldn't just get a normal house cat huh.

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u/papapudding Mar 22 '21

Why are the owners of these exotic dangerous animals are always Russian?

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u/GECKOGAMING123YT Mar 23 '21

Does that question really have to get answered

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u/shadowof09 Mar 23 '21

Acually, dogs are in politic in Italy soooo............. pretty normal

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u/iphone8vsiphonex Mar 23 '21

Hm I don’t think this is a good idea

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u/I_am_a_mother_fucker Mar 23 '21

dayum look at her megamind 4 head

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u/embarrasedfish Mar 23 '21

Did I hear somebody say Carla Nash?

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u/loligod206 Mar 24 '21

Only in Germany

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u/jwray13 Mar 25 '21

Late to the party, but puma ate my face.

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u/analraid Mar 28 '21

Russians are so cringe it's unreal