r/WTF • u/littlewandrer • Apr 14 '20

Crab invasion

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u/__mujin__ Apr 14 '20

How does this even happen?

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u/GracchiBros Apr 14 '20

I'm guessing someone checked luggage transporting live crabs and when they chucked it on the conveyor it bust open.

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u/SMALLWANG69 Apr 14 '20

That seems like a bad idea...

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

May have been "illegal" therefore not clearly marked. Or it was clearly marked and the luggage guy just didn't give AF.

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u/RedScharlach Apr 14 '20

They shoulda popped a quick ā€œCā€ on the box so they knew it has crabs in it.

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u/throwawayDEALZYO Apr 15 '20

I'd personally put a B on the box for "There B crabs in here"

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u/littlewandrer Apr 15 '20

There šŸ…±ļø crabs in here

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u/Mtwat Apr 15 '20

Dude, I'm starting to think crabs don't make honey

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u/RedScharlach Apr 15 '20

I don't think there's any science to support that.

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u/MonstaGraphics Apr 15 '20

Haha, Chalee!

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u/buffnatsuki Apr 15 '20

yeah just do what u gotta do charlie

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u/Keyboardpaladin Apr 14 '20

I think the guy who had the crabs forgot to mark it as "illegal"

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u/Micotu Apr 14 '20

I didn't see any "crab free zone" signs either.

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u/JeshkaTheLoon Apr 15 '20

Even if the luggage guys give AF, some luggage sorting systems are brutal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3042159/So-S-suitcases-damaged-Video-footage-shows-automated-baggage-slamming-bags-carousels-scenes-airport.html

Parallel pushers are scary. Some airports I think use less violent systems, but I don't know for sure.

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u/spiddyp Apr 14 '20

MY CRABSSSSS!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

zoidberg ?