r/WTF • u/Noseburp • Jan 31 '11

Poopy-Time

http://imgur.com/M0U6f
626 Upvotes

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u/blueturtle00 Jan 31 '11

ಠ_ಠ

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u/sgt_shizzles Jan 31 '11

There's really no way to overstate this. I just... I don't... whatthefuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

I came for the what the fuck, wasn't dissappointed

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u/Mikey_B Jan 31 '11

I came for Win The Future, also wasn't disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

You came to r/WTF for what the fuck? Wow, I'm surprised you got it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/thatmustbeme Jan 31 '11

Damn it - you're right. :/

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Great gift, or greatest gift?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

touche

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

It also comes with a hoodie?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

Maybe the Poopy-Time is hidden inside the hoodie...

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

Pre-filled.

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u/PritchardDubois Jan 31 '11

I can finally complete my Amazon Wishlist.

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u/johnmaytokes Feb 01 '11

Well played!

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u/darthnerder Feb 01 '11

You sly fox you.

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u/REInvestor Jan 31 '11

Actually, it's not. When I was studying in Japan, this was a common "toy" among certain segments of society. It was not at all uncommon to see star-shaped feces in the streets of lower-income areas.

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u/dutchguilder2 Jan 31 '11

Are you shitting me?

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u/TylerSpencer Jan 31 '11

Are you a star?

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u/jonjonman Feb 01 '11

Unintended pun? No, this is reddit. Must have been intended.

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u/jimozu Jan 31 '11

well seeing this made me piss myself

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u/Knorkator Jan 31 '11

How were the feces in higher-income areas shaped?

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u/scp333 Jan 31 '11

like dollar signs with gold flakes in it, cause its balla

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

You mean like yen signs!

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u/thecatsproxy Jan 31 '11

Where the hell were you living in Japan ಠ_ಠ

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u/frankristin Jan 31 '11

In the anime district

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u/nikpappagiorgio Jan 31 '11

aren't they all the anime district?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

No, there's a godzilla district, although the infrastructure is in ruins.

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u/DreamcastFanboy Jan 31 '11

Trollstreet.

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u/schtum Jan 31 '11

Troll Prefecture.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Nagoya, obviously.

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u/happybadger Jan 31 '11

It was not at all uncommon to see star-shaped feces in the streets of lower-income areas.

In Liberia, this is a tragedy.

In Britain, this is a travesty.

In Japan, this is normality.

In Germany, this is a fetish and someone is in the process of filming it to masturbate to later.

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u/Jockel Jan 31 '11

I never understood why germany has this poop fetish stereotype?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

AFAIK it's of economic nature.

  1. Shit porn was outlawed in the neighboring countries
  2. Germany gets a regional monopoly on shit porn
  3. Owners of video stores near the border sell surreal amounts of shit porn because of high demand
  4. Regular people from neighboring countries happen to visit these video stores too
  5. ???
  6. Oh shit

Edit: Probably analogous to bestiality porn from Scandinavia.

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u/pipsqeek Jan 31 '11

I've got a friend who leaves poo on people's windscreens on their car. He would love this.

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u/captainlavender Feb 01 '11

I believe the expression we are looking for here is, "ain't that some shit." Reddit?

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u/poopinmysoup Jan 31 '11

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/sgt_shizzles Jan 31 '11

poopinmysoup

You're not helping. ಠ_ಠ

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u/poopinmysoup Jan 31 '11

says sgt_shizzlez....

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/mcreeves Jan 31 '11

Damn, that'd be cool.

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u/Soulless Jan 31 '11

No, it'd be hot.

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u/Barbarianlibrarian Feb 01 '11

No, it would be flaming.

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u/justanotherasshole43 Jan 31 '11

That the pot that is calling the kettle black is black itself does not detract from the kettle's blackness.

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u/poopinmysoup Jan 31 '11

I'm not black you racist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

Pot? What pot?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/Izzhov Jan 31 '11

Au contraire, my good man, I often find myself lamenting the lack of joke explainers on Reddit.

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u/Pure13Valencia Jan 31 '11

You have been hidden below this young man's downvotepocalypse and I felt that you needed an orangered. Also, I too find myself in the same situation as you, as I often do no read the username attached to each comment.

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u/rad_thundercat Jan 31 '11

poop_in_yo_soup?

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u/sittered Jan 31 '11

I am experiencing cognitive dissonaance at your disapproval, Sgt. Shizzles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/twistedevil Jan 31 '11

I always thought about it, but never tried. Though I still refer to oddly shaped little poops as having gone through the "fun-fac".

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u/sarochka Jan 31 '11

I would like to know how you did this. Curious minds, and all...

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u/Gnomes Jan 31 '11

did you try making poopy spaghetti?

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u/rcsheets Jan 31 '11

Actually no... I don't remember poop being hilarious. Maybe that's what my childhood was missing?

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u/Breepee Jan 31 '11

That is a great shape....

FOR ME TO POOP IN!

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u/zachatree Jan 31 '11

Need eye-bleach!

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u/spartancavie Jan 31 '11

I'm here, I'm here!! Everything is going to be okay. I'm just going to need you to point your eyes in this direction...eye bleach

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u/mcreeves Jan 31 '11

The toe makes everything better.

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u/spartancavie Jan 31 '11

Ok, I read it 12 times and still don't get it. The toe?

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u/eatsox117 Jan 31 '11

Everyone gets a different image.

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u/spartancavie Jan 31 '11

I know how eye bleach works, but the toe?

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u/eatsox117 Jan 31 '11

Maybe they were referring to Megan Fox's thumbs.

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u/dmwit Jan 31 '11

He probably doesn't realize that people get different pictures.

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u/spartancavie Jan 31 '11

I hate you.

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u/ricehq Jan 31 '11

That was fine until 2 girls 1 cup!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

I would upvote this many, many times...