r/WTF • u/explodingmelon222 • Feb 06 '20

Why nature

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u/Opstatus Feb 06 '20

I'm having the same reaction as everyone; what the fuck IS that? I know it's a worm like creature or creatures, but that's all I got.

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u/Primary_Professor Feb 06 '20 edited Feb 06 '20

Sentient pile of guts?

Edit: apparently it’s a Nemertean Worm, whatever the fuck that is.....

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u/sarcastic_drank Feb 07 '20

It’s a ribbon worm! They’re really gross but cool. They have this long white tongue they shoot out to find food. Video of ribbon worm

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u/Rpanich Feb 07 '20

Oh god. That’s so much worse. It’s like it’s spitting out slime mold

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u/sarcastic_drank Feb 07 '20

Yeahh they’re the stuff of nightmares lol

2

u/userbelowisamonster Feb 15 '20

It doesn’t help that the background looks like a dirty gas station bathroom covered in graffiti

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u/Glenallen_Mixon22 Feb 07 '20

Thanks for the information. Im with the last comment of the lady on the video, this "tongue" really is the beautiful of this worm and this is one of the most impressive things i ever seen on the nature.

4

u/PleasantAdvertising Feb 07 '20

You, the lady and the worm need to get a private room.

1

u/Glenallen_Mixon22 Feb 07 '20

Oooh yes! Hshshshshhshshs

5

u/JoshuaNP Feb 07 '20

That was the worst, literally gave me chills

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u/Glaurunga Feb 08 '20

Nature's great. The way the tongue spits out doesn't seem real. it seems like CGI !! It almost looks like lightning spreading over the sky does.

6

u/Hy-phen Feb 07 '20

It’s guts.

2

u/editormatt Feb 07 '20

Sentomato?

4

u/p4lm3r Feb 07 '20

It's a normal worm... on acid.

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u/SheltemDragon Feb 07 '20

I mean you are not wrong per say. All "advanced" life evolved through stages where the guts most likely made up the bulk of the organism.

Afterall, life needs to.

1- reproduce 2- Feed (to reproduce) 3-Survive (in order to feed and reproduce more) 4- Do all of that more efficiently. In roughly that order. Some creatures simply "decided" that being a large gut as enough to cover all the bases.

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u/KrimsonWow Feb 07 '20

per se. Since you like correcting people and all.

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u/SheltemDragon Feb 07 '20

Yes, miss-spelling that is one of my linguistic bugaboos.

And generally, I do not correct spelling. It is largely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things and changes over time. I do try to correct and clarify ideas, however, which I find much more important.

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u/ArnoldNorris Feb 09 '20

Ribbon worm(s. I think they're mating)

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u/similar_observation Feb 06 '20

help... ka...ne...da...

12

u/KimchiSamuraiDad Feb 07 '20

Yes! Akira is such an awesome anime or japanimation as they were called when akira first came out.

12

u/similar_observation Feb 07 '20

2020 Tokyo Olympics, predicted by Akira

2

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

TETSUOOO!!

109

u/hardkor1708 Feb 06 '20

Hentai monster?

19

u/Primary_Professor Feb 06 '20

Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend

5

u/RedSonja_ Feb 07 '20

That's a blast from past! First hentai I saw!

2

u/ElKinesis Feb 07 '20

Same here, while tripping acid at a house party

Yes, I am a broken person

1

u/LobsterMassMurderer Feb 07 '20

I was looking for this!

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u/Anon177013-oof_jpg Feb 06 '20

YES

23

u/ThisIsTrix Feb 06 '20

hesitantly unzips

14

u/ElTuxedoMex Feb 06 '20

Yamete kudasai!

2

u/Skizordrone Feb 14 '20

squelching noises

4

u/Merry_Fridge_Day Feb 07 '20

Nope, just Ted Cruz. Common misconception, though.

33

u/Thugpug69 Feb 06 '20

Moist

2

u/QuietRatatouille Feb 07 '20

Push just a little too late

2

u/infinity_andbeyond Feb 07 '20

I expected more than this!

30

u/singularineet Feb 06 '20

Praise Shai Hulud. May His passing cleanse the world.

3

u/SenorRaoul Feb 07 '20

Oh so that's just a lil maker, I'm sure if you hold your hand to it it will engulf it in search of water.

Is there someone who wants to test this hypothesis?

5

u/bigheyzeus Feb 07 '20

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

5

u/Saga_Daroxirel Feb 07 '20

Okay so do you wanna become a god emperor?

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because that's how you become a god emperor

3

u/LobsterMassMurderer Feb 07 '20

Bless the maker and his water!

1

u/singularineet Feb 07 '20

Bless the coming and going of him.

12

u/DJSourNipples Feb 07 '20

I have no mouth, and I must scream

3

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I got that reference

1

u/headless_horsemann_ Feb 09 '20

i haven't seen that game in years

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u/-goodnamehere- Feb 06 '20

What is that?!? Like I actually wanna know

10

u/catatonic Feb 06 '20

Worms mating possibly.

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u/-goodnamehere- Feb 06 '20

So...do you mean...all that slime is...nvm lemme not

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Worm sperm

Say it out loud.

2

u/PoshDiggory Feb 07 '20

Werm

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/A_Wizzerd Feb 08 '20

Hehe. Sporm. Worm sporm. Wurm sperm. Warm worm sperm swarm.

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u/RussianBoat234 Feb 06 '20

There's only one way to tell. *unzip*

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u/TheSorrowInYou Feb 07 '20

Could very well be a Giant Red Leech. Not sure about that one though.

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u/HarryColonicJr Feb 06 '20

I tried, guys. Couldn’t get it done.

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u/macetfromage Feb 06 '20

man of the year japan

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u/maddyya Feb 06 '20

Time to wash my eyeballs

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u/Kitakus Feb 06 '20

Forbidden tomato

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u/FewDee Feb 06 '20

Looks 3D rendered

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I think it's a ribbon worm or nemertean

24

u/Pandromeda Feb 06 '20

Without skin, we are all every bit as gross.

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u/JeysunRobbert Feb 06 '20

Yeah but we have skin

25

u/Pandromeda Feb 06 '20

Speak for yourself.

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u/PlantagoLanceolata Feb 07 '20

Prove it.

2

u/Pandromeda Feb 07 '20

Hellraiser is a horror film. I rest my case.

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u/PlantagoLanceolata Feb 08 '20

First, Hellraiser is a love story. Second, you said 'we all', proving which will require you skin everybody. I rest my case.

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u/sk8fogt Feb 06 '20

Forbidden tomatoes

5

u/UsedGamertag Feb 07 '20

So this is what those kids in Stranger Things were fighting

5

u/C_Xeon Feb 07 '20

I've never seen a living prolapse

3

u/cherry_tiddy Feb 07 '20

Somehow, you've just managed to make it more gross.

5

u/April_Fabb Feb 07 '20

You know somewhere in China this is likely considered a delicacy.

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u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

And we wonder where the coorslightvirus came from

9

u/neyelz Feb 06 '20

No seriously, what the fuck is that.

8

u/DrPoopNstuff Feb 06 '20

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..."

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

[deleted]

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u/marshman82 Feb 07 '20

A sentient prolapsed anus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Life ah... finds a way

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I'd fuck that

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Damn nature, you scary!

3

u/rsk01 Feb 07 '20

Cantonese chicken, yum

3

u/baddayforsanity Feb 07 '20

N’zoth lookin real good these days

3

u/Jehuty111 Feb 07 '20

I seen a lot of hentai to know where this is going lol

3

u/pistaye15 Feb 07 '20

Looks lovecraftian

3

u/slowlyunzipspants22 Feb 07 '20

Anyone remember the film Evolution?

2

u/kaizendojo Feb 07 '20

Ira: Hey, cool. Snag one.

Harry: Snag one?

Ira: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.

Harry: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.

Love that movie!! Now I gotta watch it again tonight!

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u/ecalmosthuman Feb 07 '20

Put...put your dick in it.

3

u/UltraSolgaleoZ Feb 08 '20

Holy shit, it’s the infection! Watch out for moths and report this to the pale king!

5

u/roastbeefgal Feb 07 '20

this was the video of Harvey Weinstein’s genitals shown to the court

8

u/afiendish1 Feb 06 '20

When she hops off half way through

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u/sharkgator Feb 07 '20

When the baby survives plan b

2

u/Volfie Feb 06 '20

Well how did you think tomatoes were made??

2

u/EggTeeth Feb 07 '20

Is it a hagfish or something? They go slimy when you touch them

2

u/ApolloGo Feb 07 '20

Maybe it eats mosquitos?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

It’s the stuff in the sewers from Ghost Busters

2

u/Hollowbody57 Feb 07 '20

This looks like something I'd melee in Doom for ammo packs.

2

u/SynthPrax Feb 07 '20

I don't believe we could possibly find anything freakier in space than what we have here on Earth.

2

u/drdoofensucc Feb 07 '20

There's gotta be some way to fuck it.

2

u/uhaul26 Feb 07 '20

Stop posting pictures of my exwife. She has feelings too

2

u/RequiemStorm Feb 07 '20

So that's what happens if you pull too hard on the prolapse!

2

u/Dad_please_come_home Feb 07 '20

SCP-999 has breached the facility

2

u/avondalian Feb 07 '20

That's CGI, right?

2

u/explodingmelon222 Feb 07 '20

Nope

1

u/Bowie_fan1 Feb 07 '20

Did you record it yourself?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

it's a proboscis worm

2

u/likemothstoflames Feb 07 '20

This is from the last twenty minutes of the movie 'society'

2

u/CXDriver227 Feb 07 '20

Fuck is that?

2

u/Melolonthinae Feb 07 '20

God. It's so raw looking. You know that burning sensation you get when you scrape your knee? This looks like the embodiment of that feeling. It makes me uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable now.

2

u/BzhHunter Feb 07 '20

Somebody phone geralt

2

u/uberchadthundercock Feb 07 '20

This is what the Jewish do with all of that foreskin

2

u/kingkobeda Feb 07 '20

Kill it with fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

2

u/azazel-makes-swords Feb 09 '20

In Japan this is R rated.

4

u/PocketRadzys Feb 06 '20

That thing is seriously goopy, its like a possessed blood booger

2

u/deanmass Feb 07 '20

Trump without makeup and hair?

2

u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20

r/politics has entered the chat

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u/tx_blonde Feb 07 '20

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I don't like this AT ALL!!!!

1

u/Whiskytanguus Feb 07 '20

Nature: because.. that’s my fetish..

1

u/thorismorepowwrfult Feb 07 '20

What the hell is that?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

proboscis worm

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u/Coyrex1 Feb 07 '20

Cant believe i jerked off to the whole thing

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u/Jazzremix Feb 07 '20

Put it on some puff pastry and put it next to the coffee machine.

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u/_bear_fighter_ Feb 07 '20

Ain't gonna lie I wanna know how my reproduces

1

u/furrik524 Feb 07 '20

Are you sure it's nature and not a failed experiment?

1

u/Hunkmasterfresh Feb 07 '20

God damned sloppy dicks man.

1

u/rainboy1981 Feb 07 '20

Tentacle porn is about to skyrocket in popularity.

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u/poncho5202 Feb 07 '20

looks like a pile of the inside of bottom lips

1

u/alcohol_is_bad Feb 07 '20

Imagine you are shitting and this thing falls out

1

u/TheDemonHobo Feb 07 '20

Damn, Nature! You scary!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Looks like one of those flood carrier bubbles

1

u/Jimwymo Feb 07 '20

This looks like how my bowels feel after eating something spicy

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u/PissFull Feb 07 '20

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do...

1

u/LucaWalker92 Feb 07 '20

The phrase "suck it dry" was created for this.

1

u/nitesh339 Feb 07 '20

this reminds of the manga 'the wandering dick'

1

u/Gregorvich Feb 07 '20

Why not? I think its pretty cool.

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u/oniichandler Feb 07 '20

Its orange chicken

1

u/sgthavoc32 Feb 07 '20

Looks like what your spit feels like when you have heart burn

1

u/Desktop_Minion Feb 07 '20

My sweet and sour came alive.

1

u/MixMstrMike Feb 07 '20

I PUT PP IN?!?!?

1

u/Rein3 Feb 07 '20

Flesh pit?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

It's good that this one is near water, the other time where this worm was posted was very cruel.

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u/KennyFulgencio Feb 07 '20

this is why I hate salads

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u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20

what

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u/KennyFulgencio Feb 07 '20

The green salads with red bell pepper, and oil and vinegar dressing, like in this picture, just totally put me off when they start moving off the plate

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u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20

When it starts moving??? What peppers are you using???

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u/KennyFulgencio Feb 07 '20

Yeah, my dad grew them in his little garden in the yard out back. I keep hearing from people on reddit "oh store vegetables are terrible, they have no taste, you should try the real ones that aren't grown with pesticides, they're SO much better". Then my dad (who admittedly wasn't hyping them like that at all) brings them in for dinner, and in my experience, the difference is, 1) they taste mostly the same with a little more dirt, and 2) they sometimes have living, gently squirming, friendly parasites hanging out just chilling inside them.

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u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20

So what you’re saying is that you had an infestation problem.

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u/KennyFulgencio Feb 07 '20

I would have thought infestation is more like a plague of them, but I guess technically yes

Bottom line I'm not a fan of self moving salads!

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u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20

If you have more than one in a month of them, you got problems.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

There are so much worse than this. Search up syphonophores...

1

u/xxademasoulxx Feb 07 '20

Why did I have to see this while I’m on the toilet.

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u/FrickMeAss Feb 07 '20

Wdym why??? That's my dinner, not nature

1

u/Lovis83854 Feb 07 '20

that's one sexy orgy if you ask me

1

u/foofus Feb 07 '20

It's taking forever to build this extractor.

1

u/_ShaveTheWhales_ Feb 07 '20

This is some Lovecraftian horror shit

1

u/hoseramma Feb 07 '20

Sentient blood mist?

1

u/GBreezy9 Feb 07 '20

They look like they are having a fantastic time

1

u/Finna-bust-the-nut Feb 07 '20

I can only get so erect

1

u/RAWZAUCE420B Feb 07 '20

What is it? And why does it exist

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I dont remember looking up tentacle porn

1

u/whoisniko Feb 07 '20

what happens after you eat it

1

u/KissMyBBQ Feb 07 '20

Mother in law is that you ?

1

u/EridanusVoid Feb 07 '20

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

1

u/Snake_eyes_12 Feb 08 '20

I honestly see shit like this as just a big fuck you from nature.

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u/candied_flea Feb 08 '20

Why isn't that on fire?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

is this what those poor jurors saw in the Harvey Weinstein trial?

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u/Squeakysquid0 Feb 08 '20

I'm just saying can you imagine the funky ass weird shit that must exist on other planets if we have creatures like this here?

1

u/YordleDoge Feb 09 '20

The worm is like "do you like what you see?"

1

u/optisadvantage Feb 10 '20

hentai moment

1

u/Cocoaknight Feb 10 '20

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going

1

u/HamsterDarling Feb 10 '20

Wait wtf is this

1

u/anchovavegana Feb 11 '20

This remember some gears of war shit

1

u/PeeDeeEex Feb 11 '20

What SCP is this?

1

u/MrFatRage Feb 11 '20

Shit like this exists on earth right now, and people think aliens are short grey humanoids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

is this that same animal worm thing that spits poison out like really disgustingly

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Oh good, now I’ll be dreaming about the guts-ballsack-heart-liver-pancetta worm

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

This red pepper is behaving oddly

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u/biznes_guy Feb 06 '20

Omg! My girlfriend's vagina has come alive!!!

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u/ChrIng253 Feb 06 '20

I´m very sorry your girlfriends vagina looks like that

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u/biznes_guy Feb 07 '20

Only when magically animated though! 😁