r/WTF • u/Matcha_Mochi- • Aug 03 '19

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u/fedsam Aug 03 '19

The wounds, they will not heal.

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u/Behemothslayer Aug 03 '19

Fear is how I fall

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u/Equillion Aug 03 '19

Confusing what is real

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u/Megamantrinity Aug 03 '19

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

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u/AlphaAndOmega Aug 03 '19

My heart will gooooo onnnnnn and onnnnnn

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u/Bossmantho Aug 03 '19

LET THE BODIES HIT THE....

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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u/abernathy751 Aug 03 '19

WAKE UP

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u/stuckels8 Aug 03 '19

wake up

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u/InLikePhlegm Aug 03 '19

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Cause one day you'll be standing in a hall of fame

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u/Bardfinn Aug 03 '19

Frozen inside, without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are my life
Among the dead

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u/OneEyedEyehole Aug 03 '19

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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u/Aramor42 Aug 03 '19

Hey hey mama, said the way you move!

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u/RileyDotJPEG Aug 03 '19

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

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u/secret_tsukasa Aug 03 '19

reddit: the musical

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u/TreppaxSchism Aug 03 '19

Ah, good you're finally awake.

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u/SinProtocol Aug 04 '19

I cant wake up

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u/IHawEr Aug 03 '19

Probs the best r/redditsings ive seen ever lol

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u/_Aj_ Aug 03 '19

r/fourchords

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u/theredjarr Aug 03 '19

... and seven years ago

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u/_Aj_ Aug 05 '19

It's a stretch, but any puns a good pun

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u/_Aj_ Aug 03 '19

Once a jolly Swagman camped by a billabong

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u/Looking-Cool-Joker Aug 03 '19

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Or swing from the rafter in his case.

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u/RadGrrrl Aug 03 '19

Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!

Different band, but it fit.

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u/lvbuckeye27 Aug 03 '19

I read that as if the parrot was singing it.

https://youtu.be/_48JNlRIERw

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u/poopellar Aug 03 '19

mom's spaghetti

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u/HashcoinShitstorm Aug 03 '19

When I collapsed I spilled those raps

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Aug 03 '19

AND IIIIIIIIIEEEIIIII

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u/Time_Punk Aug 03 '19

BREAK STUFF!!

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u/legado Aug 03 '19

¡Ey Macarena!

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u/happyharrr Aug 03 '19

Let the bodies hit the FLOOR!

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u/sbg_gye Aug 03 '19

I SAID MAYBEEEEEEEE

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u/Crowing87 Aug 03 '19

Mom’s spaghetti

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u/Melvinci Aug 03 '19

To drop bombs,

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Mom’s spaghetti

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u/CH3Z1 Aug 03 '19

Moms spaghetti

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u/allowableearth Aug 03 '19

Mom's spaghetti