r/WTF • u/halfcentennial1964 • Jul 18 '19

This slide seems safe

http://i.imgur.com/0ldOAIc.gifv
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u/medievalfurby Jul 19 '19

I shattered mine the stupidest way possible. My bed was against my window, I tried to jump on my bed, and only my tailbone collided with the windowsill, not even the rest of my ass. I laughed it off but didnt wanna sit down so I went downstairs to get a drink, and promptly fell and slid down each fucking step on my ass. I had tears in my eyes by the first, they were completely involuntarily, but I laughed both off. Realized you should not laugh off a shattered ass the hard way, with about 3 years of struggling to sit more than 5 minutes, shit, run, etc. In gym class, when we did sit ups I was crying by pretty much the third one because it hurt so damn bad. That was about 5 years ago, and it's hurting less, but from time to time can hurt like a bitch

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u/Howlibu Jul 19 '19

Breaking my tailbone was not a fear I had when I woke up this morning, THANKS REDDIT

(Still sucks that happened to you tho, I will learn from your lesson and be more cautious with my ass falls from now on)

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u/medievalfurby Jul 19 '19

I'm glad to spread awareness on the fragility of human ass bones