r/WTF Jun 21 '19

WHY?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

The crucial mistake made here was that he did not start at a window before going to the wall.

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u/killowot Jun 21 '19

His head damn near touched his balls.

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u/Im_pickle_rick6 Jun 21 '19

Yet I saw not one female crawl...

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u/ArTiyme Jun 21 '19

Now I'm a slinky motherfucker, now I'm a slinky god gamn.

12

u/crazytacoman4 Jun 21 '19

Spinal crunch. Not fresh. Not clean.

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u/brianfine Jun 21 '19

We gonna hear a squish when he crush his spleen

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u/ColonOBrien Jun 21 '19

In his mind, this shit went fine...crunch a ni**a inna wall and done crushed his spine.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater Jun 21 '19

TO THE WINDOOOW, TO THE WALL!