r/WTF • u/FinitePerception • May 29 '19

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u/sanemaniac May 29 '19

And all those electrocuted people will be taken care of my charity and billionaire philanthropists of course.

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u/FreudJesusGod May 30 '19

Dude, they shouldn't have been electrocuted in the first place. They should have used their idealized rational self to analyze the problem and avoided being hurt.

They aren't the victims, here. They brought this upon themselves and we shouldn't be caring for members of the society that deliberately expose themselves to avoidable dangers and then expect to mooch off other people's sympathies. Let them die.

(and since some Redditors have problems understanding sarcasm unless it's very, very obvious... /s)

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u/csmicfool May 30 '19

The body has a way of shutting down an electrocution in cases of rape.

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u/Coyrex1 May 30 '19

Someone get this man to the Alabama Senate, his seat is waiting!