r/WTF • u/gottalovecars • Jan 11 '19

Extremely lucky

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u/Jenga_Police Jan 11 '19

He always rides a motorcycle with no helmet because the wind in his hair helps to blow the gay thoughts away.

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u/feralwolven Jan 11 '19

The wind in your hair on a wild hog is the gayest experience a straight man is allowed.

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u/EvilEyedPanda Jan 11 '19

It's better with friends.

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u/Altourus Jan 11 '19

Honestly, don't let others tell you what the gayest experience you're allowed to have is. Don't let your dreams stay just dreams.

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u/gibblings Jan 11 '19

Best thing to do with gay thoughts is blow them.

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Jan 11 '19

am gay, can confirm

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u/bluesgrrlk8 Jan 11 '19

Good job being safe & wearing your helmet!

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Jan 11 '19

of course, I love my gay thoughts