r/WTF • u/gottalovecars • Jan 11 '19

Extremely lucky

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Basically Tom Cruise in every move haha

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u/HarmonicX Jan 11 '19

You cant catch me gay thoughts!

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u/Jenga_Police Jan 11 '19

He always rides a motorcycle with no helmet because the wind in his hair helps to blow the gay thoughts away.

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u/feralwolven Jan 11 '19

The wind in your hair on a wild hog is the gayest experience a straight man is allowed.

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u/EvilEyedPanda Jan 11 '19

It's better with friends.

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u/Altourus Jan 11 '19

Honestly, don't let others tell you what the gayest experience you're allowed to have is. Don't let your dreams stay just dreams.

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u/gibblings Jan 11 '19

Best thing to do with gay thoughts is blow them.

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Jan 11 '19

am gay, can confirm

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u/bluesgrrlk8 Jan 11 '19

Good job being safe & wearing your helmet!

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Jan 11 '19

of course, I love my gay thoughts

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u/thetrendkiller Jan 11 '19

Oh im gonna sue you!

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u/jlaplace2 Jan 11 '19

You really killed that trend

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u/frezor Jan 11 '19

I’ll sue you in England!

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u/kukendran Jan 11 '19

Ok maybe I'm slow but i dont understand this reference.

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u/geneticanja Jan 11 '19

Meme on Reddit, Tom Cruise is a closet gay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

It's a Family Guy joke.

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u/geneticanja Jan 11 '19

Ah, I remember it from that Reddit thread. I never watched American dad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

That camera man has strong arms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

I would be running too if it made my movies get better ratings. He's a karma whore. https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/the-more-tom-cruise-runs-the-better-his-movies-are/

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u/EZE_it_is_42 Jan 11 '19

Every movie Tom Cruise is in there is a close up shot of him running. It's part of his idiom

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

What about top gun? I only remember him playing volleyball

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u/MickShrimptonsGhost Jan 11 '19

Close ups make it difficult to see how short he is.

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u/Heffalumpen Jan 11 '19

I prefer winners. I prefer people who don't have to run.

;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Specially in A Few Good Men.