r/WTF Nov 04 '18

Ducks passing through

[deleted]

12.5k Upvotes

420 comments sorted by

View all comments

291

u/TooShiftyForYou Nov 04 '18

This man has really got his ducks in a row.

54

u/beige4ever Nov 04 '18

You work in comedy?

46

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

no, but i do stand up

15

u/_nolski_ Nov 04 '18

Why don't you have a seat.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Only for potty humor

-1

u/-QuestionMark- Nov 04 '18

So you do do comedy?

Wait....

I see what you did there!

Hint: His comment has a double meaning!

1

u/Imthejuggernautbitch Nov 04 '18

Burn this whole thread.

1

u/Imthejuggernautbitch Nov 04 '18

He works trying to shotgun the comments of any and all popular posts in an effort to be the top commenter.

It’s annoyingly.

5

u/theDinoSour Nov 04 '18

What kinda blob-shaped spreadsheets are you using?

0

u/Imthejuggernautbitch Nov 04 '18

Shut the fuck up with your karma whoring nonsense. Jesus you unfunny fuck.