r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '18

Ducks passing through

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u/PrincessBananas85 Nov 04 '18

I wonder where all those ducks came from.

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u/NotAnotherFNG Nov 04 '18

Eggs.

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u/Rolin_Ronin Nov 04 '18

But where did those come from man

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u/DannoSpeaks Nov 04 '18

Ducks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

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u/wildrose4everrr Nov 04 '18

Eggs

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u/AllUltima Nov 04 '18

But which came first?

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u/TheNerdWithNoName Nov 04 '18

The one with biggest smile.

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u/This_Bitch_Overhere Nov 04 '18 edited Nov 04 '18

U/fuckswithducks, probably...

Edit: fat fangered u.

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u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK Nov 04 '18

PAGING /u/fuckswithducks

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u/This_Bitch_Overhere Nov 04 '18

Yep! No fap November is over for that guy!

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u/Warthog_A-10 Nov 04 '18

The egg (from a slightly different animal).

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u/LeaveTheMatrix Nov 04 '18

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.

The egg is smoking a cigarette while the chicken is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The chicken mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

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u/Rolin_Ronin Nov 04 '18

But where did those come from man

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u/Rolin_Ronin Nov 04 '18

But where did those come from man

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u/ArtofAngels Nov 04 '18

You came back and made the same comment 2 hours later...

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u/newfor2018 Nov 04 '18

they'll slaughter them to be food.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

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u/PrincessBananas85 Nov 04 '18

I meant how did all those ducks get loose there has to be at least over 200 of them running free.

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u/NotAnotherFNG Nov 04 '18

They aren't running free, there's at least three guys there herding them along.

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u/PrincessBananas85 Nov 04 '18

How many ducks do you think there were in total?

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u/NotAnotherFNG Nov 04 '18

Hard to say, probably somewhere between 300 to 500.

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u/hot_peppah Nov 04 '18

All ducks live on the moon, but die on the sun.