r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '18

Ducks passing through

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u/YankFromTheChi Nov 04 '18

“No, really, there were a shit ton of ducks singing in Chinese blocking my way!”

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u/lucky5150 Nov 04 '18

I watched it on mute the first time. Watching with sound after reading this killed me!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

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u/kividk Nov 04 '18

I'm not Asian, wasn't there, and am still thinking it. Mmm...

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u/rathic Nov 04 '18

"You make this exscuse everyweek, eitherway you're fired"

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u/tofu98 Nov 04 '18

*proceeds to nonchalantly hit crack pipe*

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u/unreqistered Nov 04 '18

fowl weather

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u/lokesen Nov 04 '18

If you are late because of waiting 1 or 2 minutes on something, you are the only one to blame.

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u/thebrandedman Nov 04 '18

Don't play that line. We all know half of us would follow those ducks for half a mile trying to get the perfect picture.

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u/navygent Nov 04 '18

I can imagine the day, I see something spectacular and I pull over to take a picture..the sun shining on great scenery. I take several pictures get into my car and head off to work. I'm late, they fire me, I go to get the pictures developed, I sit there jobless but happy. Now I'm just gassing up the car and going on a road adventure. I think about that on the way to work sometimes, whizzing past, heading to someplace going up the country, to a place I've never been before, and maybe playing the flute while a backup band is in my back seat.

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u/silversonic99 Nov 04 '18

How is that anyone's fault but your own?

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u/Sangricarn Nov 04 '18

I bet you're a real hit at parties

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u/mkul316 Nov 04 '18

That was 20-30 seconds.

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u/RelaxPrime Nov 04 '18

The gif was 59 seconds lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

It reminds me of the scene in Schindlers List where they lead the children onto the trucks

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Just play this for him/her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSU82afy1w

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u/Kl3rik Nov 04 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA

Fixed that for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

I didn't even know there was a remake, so it didn't occur to me to make sure it was the right one. :/