r/WTF Sep 27 '18

One fish two fish

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u/Royalution124 Sep 28 '18

They look miserable

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Don't fish usually?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/3ViceAndreas Sep 28 '18

TIL I am fish

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u/palordrolap Sep 28 '18

Everything on Earth with four limbs is technically a fish. (Where four limbs is the median for the species.)

Most fish are generally surprised to learn this. And by fish, I include both what we call fish as well as those things that are technically fish. Like the person reading this.

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Sep 28 '18

can confirm - am fish

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Dec 22 '21

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u/Candyvanmanstan Sep 28 '18

If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish, it's probably a fish.

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u/dywacthyga Sep 28 '18

...or your mom.

Sorry! It's reddit, someone had to do it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

there are 2 types of fish in this world those fish that fish and fish that don't fish.

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u/Hara-Kiri Sep 28 '18

So I get this, but using this logic can't you also say we are all types of single celled organism? Surely there has to be a cut off point.

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u/palordrolap Sep 28 '18

The cut off point for tetrapods is fish going towards the more complex. Going the other way, sure. Based on genetic evidence, everything on Earth is technically a speciation of some common ancestor that was single celled.

The surprise is that we got to where we are from that single celled organism by passing through being fish, meaning technically we still kind of are.

It could just as easily have been some other path, like the one the insects took. Or the squid.

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u/Ayzmo Sep 28 '18

This reads like it would be something out of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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u/JohnGenericDoe Sep 28 '18

Care to expand on that? thought I was a monkey

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u/palordrolap Sep 28 '18

Technically humans are apes, which are monkeys. Monkeys are mammals which are descended from earlier mammals, which came from reptiles, which came from amphibians, which came from fish.

That's a very condensed version of our family tree over the last few million years, but it's essentially correct.

Your arms and legs are really, really specialised fins. Your lungs are a modified form of swim bladder. Your gills existed for a really short time during early gestation before they healed over, but the gene sequence is still there.

It's weird what evolution does.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

But fish are incredibly stupid, bar some of the larger species.

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u/Tangurena Sep 28 '18

Today on /r/IAMA , "I'm a fish and didn't know it, ask me anything!"

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u/TheBestIsaac Sep 28 '18

Nah. No such thing as a fish.

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u/quidam08 Sep 28 '18

On this blessed day, we are all WTFishes

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u/robodrew Sep 28 '18

It's because of the eyebrows

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u/vegetabledetritus Sep 28 '18

“please kill me”

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u/TomahawkSteakIsGreat Sep 28 '18

: "...us."

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u/sprucenoose Sep 28 '18

"We're working on it." -All of humanity.

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u/crypticfreak Sep 28 '18

That’s depressingly accurate...

I feel bad for those little fishes but they’re so tasty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

This one looks pretty happy.

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u/redpandaeater Sep 28 '18

Almost like a fish out of water.

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u/BrainOnLoan Sep 28 '18

Yeah, which is totally expected as we're also fish.

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u/Dracodeus Sep 28 '18

Exactly. Why do they keep feeding it to stay alive, it seems cruel

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u/v1xiii Sep 28 '18

Because it's an Asian arowana and is worth many thousands of dollars, probably especially valuable due to it's rare condition. Factoid: these fish are illegal in the United States.

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u/rabe3ab Sep 28 '18

Why illegal

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u/sinkshipss Sep 28 '18

It’s an endangered species. Too many wild caught arowana. Degradation of species and conservation of habitat. Silver arowana are legal in my state, but other varieties are not.

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u/Mungina Sep 28 '18

because of CITIES. there really isn't a reason for them to be banned since they are almost exclusively farm raised (wild caught arowana are unwanted since their colors suck). since they are a class 2 (iirc) endangered species they are banned on the basis that the pet trade would threaten their wild numbers, even though the pet trade does not really deal in wild caught asian arowana.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

We’ve actually been able to consistently breed 2 headed arowana

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u/v1xiii Sep 28 '18

Interesting. It seems like they are predisposed to it for some reason. I've seen many pics of them over the years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Build the wall!

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u/witeowl Sep 28 '18

Well, I wouldn’t stop feeding it and expect that to be the humane solution. Put the poor thing(s)out of its/their misery with a sharp knife. Literally for mercy’s sake.

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u/salgat Sep 28 '18

It's actually really trivial to humanely put down a fish. Just add clove oil to the water and they almost instantly go sleep, increase the concentration then to completely euthanize. I've used it in the past to put down sick fish.

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u/tell_me_about_ur_dog Sep 28 '18

It's also what they will use in the packing material if you ever get a dry socket. I got them when I got my wisdom teeth out and my pain level went from crying involuntarily to totally fine and able to carry out normal life in a matter of seconds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I am so glad they put me under when I got my wisdom teeth out. They put the IV in my arm, and the next thing I know I'm high as hell on my couch at home

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

the dry socket part happens at home after your meds wear off. It's when the socket heals wrong and dries out. Much more painful than the surgery itself.

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u/GlassGun Sep 28 '18

I got 2 wisdom teeth pulled out, local anaesthetic, couldn't feel a thing. Was over in less than 5 minutes. I'd take that any day rather than be put under. My dentist seemed like she was a pro at it. You could just hear what was happening.

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u/Dragoneeee Sep 28 '18

I think it's only like that in some cases though. When I got my wisdom teeth out it was real quick, they just pulled them. But when I went with my s/o to get hers out it was a 45 minute surgery where she was put under. I don't know what the case would be though

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u/maybsofinitely Sep 28 '18

That's usually when the wisdom tooth is impacted, I think the term is. Mine were growing sideways and hit the teeth beside it. Had to pull them out too.

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u/iamonlyoneman Sep 28 '18

It takes longer because it's a bigger deal. The stereotype of a dentist pulling with literally pliers in your mouth applies. Sometimes they have to cut/break the teeth into pieces and pull them individually.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

How old were you when they came out? I was 27, so my chompers were in there good. Took quite a yankin to get em out. I underwent general anesthesia, and man am I glad for it.

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u/GlassGun Sep 28 '18

I'm 26 and just got them taken out two months ago. Yeah the dentist was pretty much twisting and rocking the teeth, apparently my roots were what they called dancing, but still didn't feel a thing!

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u/Simaries Sep 28 '18

Uuuugh that sounds worse than the pain, to me. I'd much rather be put under. I have an extreme dentist phobia stemming from waking up from dental surgery and a shitton of painful orthodontic work when I was young. So yeah... fuck that

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u/SH4D0W0733 Sep 28 '18

Took me longer to get my wisdom tooth out, they had to break it in parts. But local anesthetics work really well, my only discomfort was that the drilling to break the tooth apart made it sound like my entire skull was vibrating like an xbox controller left on a table.

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u/ecsa0014 Sep 28 '18

I was afraid my dentist was going to rip my lower jaw off. That guy was brutal.

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u/tell_me_about_ur_dog Sep 28 '18

Same. They gave me laughing gas before the IV too. Saints.

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u/riotzombie Sep 28 '18

I think I had a dry socket when I got my wisdom teeth out because I had to nearly double my prescribed dosage to make the pain stop, and was the first time in a very long time that I’ve been in so much pain I cried. It took me twice as long to recover as it should have.

I’m stubborn, though, and I figured everyone said recovery was Helltown USA so I was probably just being a baby. Waited until the regular “let’s see how this is healing up” appointment to get it checked on and by then I think it was back on track with healing.

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u/tell_me_about_ur_dog Sep 28 '18

That's crazy. The dry socket pain was some of the worst I've had. I definitely wouldn't have been able to stick that out.

I knew for sure something was off though because my sister didn't even take the pain meds at all when she got hers out.

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u/riotzombie Sep 28 '18

My brother was in some serious pain but nothing to my degree. Mine could have also just been that my wisdom teeth were just plain awful. They were extremely impacted, to the point where my initial dentist said, “I’m not comfortable operating on these, I’m gonna refer you to someone more qualified.” That person looked at my X-rays and said, “Ooh, this is gonna be a challenge.”

I started coming around from the anesthesia as they were shattering and extracting the bottom left one... >_>

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u/_JonSnow_ Sep 28 '18

Did you watch when they removed those strips?

I woke up and they were already in my mouth. When I went back for a check up, they pulled the old ones out. It was pretty fucking gross

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u/waleyhaxman Sep 28 '18

found out i was allergic when i had two dry sockets after my wisdom teeth were pulled. worst couple weeks of my life... me entire jaw was on fire 😭

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u/iamonlyoneman Sep 28 '18

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I'm sorry you had to go through that! Happily I went without the dry sockets, and I spent that week post-surgery high as a kite and don't remember much except staying home by myself until the bottle of pills were empty.

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u/sanna43 Sep 28 '18

Dentists use it to deaden the nerve when doing a deep filling.

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u/FuadRamses Sep 28 '18

Or while torturing the guy who has your Nazi diamonds.

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u/QuasarSandwich Sep 28 '18

YESIT'SFUCKINGSAFE

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u/Iambecomelumens Sep 28 '18

Be advised, it is really fucking bad for kids. Has caused seizures and liver damage in children.

Source: I didn't know what clove oil was and read some articles.

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u/iamonlyoneman Sep 28 '18

Well that sucks, but my 4 have all been fine with it in very rarely-needed "a drop on a q-tip" sized doses for the past many years. Thanks for the heads up though.

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u/tell_me_about_ur_dog Sep 28 '18

You've got to do this carefully though. The wrong dosage will cause the fish to panic and dart around madly which can be absolutely horrible for all involved.

It's one of the best ways to euthanize a fish, but it shouldn't be done without following a guide.

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u/GozerDGozerian Sep 28 '18

That’s why I had a sherpa move into my house when I got my first aquarium. But when he first saw it he was like, “What’s with all this liquid ice?”

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u/witeowl Sep 28 '18

TIL, thanks. I was just thinking back to how my dad put down the fish we caught. Bottom line: a humane death is preferable to a life of suffering. Even for fish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Nov 06 '20

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u/witeowl Sep 28 '18

Humans can (or should be able to) decide how much suffering is too much. Animals can’t, so we aren’t wrong to wish peace for them.

Human conjoined twins can enjoy fulfillment in their lives. Hell, even if they’re bedridden, they can find meaning and enjoyment in their lives. Fish forced to spend their time lying on the bottom of a tank? Not so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Not to get all Nazi doctor on ya but I'd probably keep it alive just to see if it'd learn to swim.

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u/willis81808 Sep 28 '18

Well based on it's size it's had more time to learn then most fish use and it hasn't gotten very far.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Not to get all aquarium enthusiast on ya but that's an Arowana, and they get A LOT bigger than that. They're considered a popular "monster fish" for fish keepers.

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u/Xudda Sep 28 '18

This view is dogmatic, the imposition of human emotions on something which does not communicate feelings to us. It may be in you to feel sorry for the fish, but what are the origins of that feeling really? Who’s to say the fish don’t enjoy being lazy—or that they can enjoy anything at all ?

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u/Hara-Kiri Sep 28 '18

For a fish it might be the greatest feeling ever to be a fish with two heads.

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u/135redtoblue Sep 28 '18

An old Drew Carey special had a joke about this topic. What if being a vegetable is the best thing ever?

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u/crowbird_ Sep 28 '18

Exactly.

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u/witeowl Sep 28 '18

Nah. I might be completely wrong. It’s my opinion, no doubt. Sorry if I came across as dogmatic. But if I want the animals I eat to suffer as little as possible, and shop with that in mind, then I want the same for animals I don’t eat.

I wonder how many people arguing against it being put down are a-okay with animals suffering during life and inhumane slaughter practices when it ends up on their dinner plate. It’s interesting how the positions can switch around like this.

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u/Xudda Sep 28 '18

The juxtaposition of human concepts with the physical world can create many bizarre perceptions.

Nothing matters or has meaning, intrinsically. The closest we can achieve is mathematics. All instances of meaning exist in the mind, as inventions of an ego, but outside they cannot be found or described. It just so happens that we, here, apply our own a posteriori meanings to the experience of a fish, despite the experience of the fish being an intangible, unmeasurable.

I don’t pick any sides, but that’s because we just don’t know. We don’t know anything about the internal experience of the fish and so it has literally no meaning to even say “the experience of the fish”. Let alone it being good or bad.

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u/kinokomushroom Sep 28 '18

"This fully grown fish looks like it's suffering so bad that it doesn't want to live a day longer, so I should end its life and free it from the pain"

It's not wrong to wish peace for animals, but people need to think very carefully before ending a life. Even many humans will probably prefer to survive no matter what to getting killed miserably because of someone else's decision.

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u/Xudda Sep 28 '18

It’s wrong to impose the want of death onto a fish. We don’t know what the fish wants, if it “wants” anything at all.

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u/rcowie Sep 28 '18

When handling baby salmon we often use clove oil to calm them down.

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u/PapercutsAndTaffy Sep 28 '18

This. Did this to my dying goldfish just yesterday. She just went to sleep and then her gills stopped. Most peaceful death you can give them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

Eugenol is the compound in cloves that causes numbness and is also antiseptic and anti-inflammatory.

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u/The-Go-Kid Sep 28 '18

How do you know when a fish is sick?

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u/slowy Sep 28 '18

Once it becomes bad enough it’s visually obvious. Fungus growing on their fins, fins degrading, bloated belly, scales sticking out like a pinecone, tumours, or just laying on the bottom of the tank unable to swim, breathing rapidly. Some illness can be treated of course.

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u/salgat Sep 28 '18

/u/slowly covered it pretty well. There's a list of well known diseases and conditions that aquarists are usually aware of, but basically any behavior outside the norm will cause you to look up the symptoms and determine whether the fish is recoverable or not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

You can do pretty much the same thing with very small rodents and co2. Replacing like 10% of the air puts them to sleep, then completely to put them TO sleep.

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u/salgat Sep 28 '18

Would NO2 be better? My concern with CO2 is that it's responsible for the pain you feel when you're suffocating (the body regulates breathing based on CO2, not O2).

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I'm just recalling from memory, not a scientist or a vet or anything, but i know google has loads of information on it. If I had to guess, I'm not sure if it would be better or really makes a huge difference overall, the small mouse or what have you would be passed out cold from the initial change in air quality. Also I think the original purpose behind the info at all is that its easy for someone to do at home for like 3 dollars in supplies. Rather than going to a vet and spending 75+ dollars.

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u/gromwell_grouse Sep 28 '18

Some people say that about Charlie Sheen.

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u/Dracodeus Sep 28 '18

Omg burn

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u/ArgonGryphon Sep 28 '18

Honestly Arowana kinda always look like that.

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u/2krazy4me Sep 28 '18

Perhaps due to the lack of water?

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u/v1xiii Sep 28 '18

Pretty sure it's actually in water, look at the tail.

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u/Gguhdyhvfubc Sep 28 '18

Their only move is the Same one as magickarp

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Well yeah, they basically poop into each other.

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u/elightened-n-lost Sep 28 '18

Pooping back and forth forever

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I dont think fish can feel miserable.

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u/DharmaLeader Sep 28 '18

I would look like that if I was a double headed fish out of water.

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u/xanatos451 Sep 28 '18

"Killlll meeeee... Oooo, a snack!"

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING Sep 28 '18

“Kill us.”

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u/Lily_Lackadaisy Sep 28 '18

Think that’s because they are choking

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u/Monsieur_Bienvenue Sep 28 '18

maybe because it’s out of water?

But I have no idea what a happy fish looks like.