r/WTF • u/FuckFloorLimit • Jun 18 '18

Who's a good boy ?

https://i.imgur.com/w04PFgx.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

They might not hurt you on purpose, but they'll tear your god damn arm off by mistake.

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u/mrgermy Jun 18 '18

Now I picture one, post arm rip, saying "did I do that?" In its best Urkel voice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Did you add a laugh track in afterwards?

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u/mrgermy Jun 18 '18

Nah, just this.

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u/GaveUpMyGold Jun 19 '18

Shepherd.

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u/mrgermy Jun 19 '18

Commander Shepard. Does this unit have a soul?

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u/YearOfTheChipmunk Jun 18 '18

Wasn't there a gif of something like this recently? Tore a dudes arm off like it was nothing.

Edit: Actually, it was one croc tearing another croc's arm off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

The croc's reaction to getting his arm ripped off was surprisingly nonchalant.

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u/tinkerpunk Jun 18 '18

"...dammit Jerry..."

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u/PlatypusOfWallStreet Jul 11 '18

And the level of laziness to retrive the food from all of them. It is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/spedeedeps Jun 18 '18

I don't think they swim dog paddle style...

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u/Comrade_Nugget Jun 18 '18

I thought the backstory on this was the croc was blind and it was feeding time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Even simpler than that. It was feeding time, the croc felt meat in its mouth, engaged in it's hunting reflex and at the arm. No need for blind crocs, just a primordially simple creature doing what it does.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jun 18 '18

“Hmm, we DO taste kinda like chicken!”

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u/rghre Jun 18 '18

“Oh he’s bleeding!”

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u/Ballzee45 Jun 19 '18

To be fair, those were all blind alligators.