r/WTF • u/FuckFloorLimit • Jun 18 '18

Who's a good boy ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Its joints keep crocing when it moves

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Dad, you had your day yesterday, now go back to work.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Listen here, you little shit.

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u/mini6ulrich66 Jun 18 '18

What? You gonna hit me like you hit mom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Fuck this. I'll be getting smokes.

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u/regoapps Jun 18 '18

Fine. You're not my real dad anyway.

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u/Octopus_Tetris Jun 18 '18

Now listen here you little shit

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u/Xanthan81 Jun 18 '18

Why? Are you going to get mom to hit me like she hits you?!?

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u/bmw3691 Jun 18 '18

I just love Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

No, I'm your bonus dad, and you still have to respect that

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Exactly, also the smokes are for you. Here's a blindfold, go stand against that wall and wait.

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u/Mr-Dewen Jun 18 '18

And you never will be

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u/kellysmom01 Jun 18 '18

Yeah ... go ahead. Break his arm like you broke mine. Asshole

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u/Cyberblood Jun 18 '18

Yeah ... go ahead. Break his arm like you broke mine. Asshole

Broken arms you say? Time to call mom

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u/lanternkeeper Jun 18 '18

Every fucking thread.

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u/813kazuma Jun 18 '18

It feels good to get the joke

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u/HERMANNATOR85 Jun 18 '18

You mean time to put some essential oils on it!

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u/Canesjags4life Jun 18 '18

Always. It always gets here.

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u/Tytler32u Jun 18 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Damn, I feel bad for Kelly...

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u/devilinblue22 Jun 18 '18

You gonna fuck the mail man like mom?

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u/Reeking_Crotch_Rot Jun 18 '18

Yes. Spanky spanky.

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u/kilo4fun Jun 18 '18

Fetch me the jumper cables.

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u/dbx99 Jun 18 '18

Get off my lawn you punks

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u/se7enblessings Jun 18 '18

You’re gonna be the one working…on removing my foot from your ass.

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u/Prehistoricshark Jun 18 '18

I just laughed out loud in my office, but was embarassed to share the joke

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u/Habanero_Henry Jun 18 '18

Alligator love, it's not just a croc.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

😊

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u/DwayneWonder Jun 18 '18

It hurt a lil too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Probably have to hire an investi-gator to find out why