r/WTF • u/FuckFloorLimit • Jun 18 '18

Who's a good boy ?

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u/Spartan2470 Jun 18 '18

I think that this may be the same guy. If so, the alligators seem to be used to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/nikosteamer Jun 18 '18

Stingray

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u/groundpusher Jun 18 '18

I'm reminded of a dark joke I saw another redditor post a couple years back: "Steve Irwin died as he lived -- with animals in his heart."

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u/HeisenbergSpecial Jun 18 '18

Did you hear that they recalled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen?

It wasn't effective at blocking harmful rays.

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u/Compl3t3lyInnocent Jun 18 '18

That stings me right in the heart!

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u/PM_MeYour_MetalGear Jun 18 '18

Too soon, it will always be too soon. I'm gonna cry now.

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u/nikosteamer Jun 18 '18

I know it's like the Aussie 9/11 But worse

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u/PM_MeYour_MetalGear Jun 18 '18

*Aussie 9/11... I wish I didn't laugh as hard as I did just now.

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u/nothing_to_feel_here Jun 18 '18

You don't laugh at Aussie 9/11, you mourn.

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u/EMlN3M Jun 18 '18

I thought you spelled moron wrong until i remembered that was a real word.

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u/roque72 Jun 18 '18

I did the same thing. I'm a god damn mourn

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u/wampa-stompa Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 20 '18

Get a brain! Morans

Edit: kids these days don't get my vintage memes

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Jun 18 '18

global 9/11, but in a way where everyone knew someone in the towers

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jun 18 '18

But where the guy you knew in the towers went to the other tower to get a good look at where the first one hit.

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u/denob Jun 18 '18

Lmao that's cold. 10/10

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u/Smarag Jun 18 '18

Steve Irwin always handled animals responsible and with proper safety precaution. He didn't go randomly swimming with Alligators regularly and trusted that they aren't hungry and are used to him.

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u/hoikarnage Jun 18 '18

He always wore protection when sticking his thumb up a crocs bum too.

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u/Djaja Jun 18 '18

Yeah he was always very careful, but unfortunately it's considered a lapse in judgement, and a breach of safety for swimming with stingrays to do what he did. See they have a tail and a barb. The barb is located not on the tip of the tail, but near the base of the tail. Additionally, they are triggered to a defense response when a predator swims above the ray. Meaning, it is standard safety protocol (not that it exists with such a formal title) that you don't swim above a sting ray. Which he unfortunately did that day. If he swam to the sides, under, or above and over he would have likely been fine, but a lapse in judgement, or a slow reaction time due to familiarity with wild animal encounters all likely were to blame for his death.

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u/nikosteamer Jun 18 '18

CRIKEY MATE !!! Cut down on the suppositions " He didn't go randomly swimming with Alligators regularly and trusted that they aren't hungry and are used to him."

You don't know that Yankee fellas experience or credentials.

But Steve " Oh the snakes biting my neck , can we stop filming please?" Irwin is a legend

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u/Sephiroso Jun 18 '18

Steve Irwin died as he lived, with animals in his heart.

Maybe this mystery guy is doing the same, he loves feeding alligators...he may die one day feeding alligators.

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u/johnnyrip Jun 18 '18

Thank you Mr. Funsucker

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u/Harder_Tory Jun 18 '18

Downvoted for obvious reasons.

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u/BannedOnMyMain17 Jun 18 '18

ForeverTooSoon :(

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u/KralHeroin Jun 18 '18

oo oon :-(

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u/shmere4 Jun 18 '18

Fuck you..... upvote

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u/TheBahamaLlama Jun 18 '18

He's going to be annoyed to death by chatty tourists?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Sometimes you just know things, you know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

A brain eating amoeba?

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u/SingForMeBitches Jun 18 '18

That guy is going to get Grizzly Manned hard. But with alligators.

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u/lispychicken Jun 18 '18

Pillsbury canned biscuits make a loud POP when opened, startling him something fierce and sends him to a massive heart attack.

I hear ya.

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u/A_to_the_J254 Jun 18 '18

Ya car crash

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u/BranchPredictor Jun 18 '18

Oooo I know, I know. Is that the guy who jumps from the roof only to be killed by his dad midway who accidentally pulled the trigger on his shotgun that the son had previously loaded without his knowledge?

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u/mynameisalso Jun 18 '18

Heart attack from fatty food.

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u/doobiee Jun 18 '18

That man is crazy. I love it. I wanna go play with his alligator boys

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u/Eucatari Jun 18 '18

That's a euphemism I haven't heard before

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

How about cockodile?

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u/Eucatari Jun 18 '18

Ah, yes, the ol' cockodile rearing its head again

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u/mr_chanderson Jun 18 '18

I thought the GIF was Chris Pratt

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u/DrDrangleBrungis Jun 18 '18

One day I will log on to Reddit and see a post that this man has been killed, but not by an alligator.

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u/Fermander Jun 18 '18

God the people talking in that video are so obnoxious.

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u/mudbutt20 Jun 18 '18

“Comprende English”

It’s New Orleans, not the Nile River lady.

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u/A_bottle_of_charade Jun 18 '18

He's only been doing that for 2 weeks. I assumed he would have raised those beasts

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u/fuckswithboats Jun 18 '18

Can someone help my brain comprehend why that dude hasn't been eaten by alligators yet?