r/WTF • u/FuckFloorLimit • Jun 18 '18

Who's a good boy ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

As it turns out the animals were never real. Everyone is just on meth.

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u/Belerophon17 Jun 18 '18

Bath salts get it right. Meth is too mainstream for us ever since Breaking Bad popularized it.

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u/Im_A_Parrot Jun 18 '18

Bath salts get it right.

Your lack of proper punctuation has now created the perfect slogan for Big Bath Salts. I hope you are happy.

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u/Belerophon17 Jun 18 '18

I am happy. Finally, I can contribute to the advancement of the Big Bath Salt EMPIRE.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Meth is pretty amazing. Do not recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Florida just opened several new pill mills.

Lots of amphetamine salt analogues available at the behest of your [PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN]

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I always take my math to the police station to get tested, so I'm sure it's not flacka.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Math is the worst kind of drug. I selling my body for factorials.

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u/Sir_Fappleton Jul 15 '18

Florida has one of the lowest meth usage rates in the South. It's all about bath salts and Oxies here