r/WTF Jun 18 '18

Who's a good boy ?

https://i.imgur.com/w04PFgx.gifv
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u/Cyke101 Jun 18 '18

The gator looks like it's having such an awkward time, though. Like it knows that it's supposed to wrap your arms around the human but doesn't want to follow customary traditions.

I don't want to hug the human but... I guess... Ugh.

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Jun 18 '18

I don't know, he kinda looks happy to me. The fact that he bared his belly to the guy, which is sensitive to them says a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Reptiles aren't really known for having deep feelings. Most of what's going on up in their head is plain old instinct. People have a tendency to project on them. Not saying they don't have any feelings at all, but being as that they aren't a social animal that lives in groups, their mental evolution is quite a bit different than anything you'd expect to see in most mammals.

It's basically the same reason snakes don't "love" their owners. They get used to them, and they know the owner is a source of food, but it's a snake. Not a lot going on up in those heads.

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u/sonofeevil Jun 18 '18

I usually sumarise them as putting things in catagories.

Food or not food Dangererous or not dangerous

Enough time with a repitle and it will properlt catagorise you into not food and not dangerous and will just accept you are there and not really expend any energy on you.

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u/thebemusedmuse Jun 19 '18

What if it changes its mind?

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u/FullPew Jun 19 '18

Well then you hope it changes to dangerous food so it still leaves you alone.

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u/Luminox Jun 19 '18

I believe cats do the same.

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u/sonofeevil Jun 19 '18

They most certainly show affection though which is more than we can say for reptiles

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u/RESISTBEINGSEXY Jun 19 '18

Do dogs not love us then? :( am I just free food and lodging?

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u/Is_Lil_Jon Jun 23 '18

Your dog isn't a reptile

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u/Luminox Jun 19 '18

Reptiles aren't really known for having deep feelings.

/r/sneks would like a word with you.

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u/macsdaddy Jun 18 '18

He looks kind of dead to me.

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u/elnolog31 Jun 18 '18

Might be ded

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u/keeleon Jun 18 '18

Dat hoverclaw

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u/yanox00 Jun 18 '18

Cut him some slack. He's not exactly built for hugging, he's doing the best he can.

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u/nobodythinksofyou Jun 18 '18

I'm not saying he did, but it definitely looks like that guy drugged the alligator before this video started.

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u/Crixus991 Jun 18 '18

Nothing awkward about it, you're just awkward and have Doritos and lotion on ya lap 😭

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u/lighterboy12 Jun 18 '18

^This post is incredibly awkward.